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Posts by jerryb

  1. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs All you have to do is get in shape and then join. You'll never have to worry about a job or retirement again. An easy 1-stop shop to an upper middle class life.

    lol at upper middle class. Don't know about Canada but the US military doesn't pay to great and you sometimes got that nice living with 100 other guys in some shitty WW2 era barracks.
  2. jerryb African Astronaut
    Guess you would be a legend on NIS with its 5-10 members. If it makes you feel better I'd feel bad hearing Bradley offed himself. And sad for at least 1-2 days.
  3. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You know you've "made it" on NIS when you have 2 threads about you in 2 subforums at the same time.

    Your life is complete now. When you go to the pearly gates you can tell them to let you in because you where somebody on NIS.
  4. jerryb African Astronaut
    Bro I'm just trying to post. Honestly I don't give the fuck about Kafka or Sophie. I'm not here everyday so try to catch up on threads, Kafka could be a big buck nigger but if it wants to pretend to be some retarded girl from NI then I'll go along with it.
  5. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Looks like a shit hole.

    He's going for the comfy lived in look.
  6. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You'd figure it would have a location beacon that would deploy on impact…like an airbag.

    Yeah all military planes and ships have an ID transponder, we only shut them off during special ops.
  7. jerryb African Astronaut
    Jiggaboo grew up in a time dads didn't make custard, that was before we had 20 different genders.
  8. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They should have let him be free…let him float off into the NY sky to hit a 737 and bring it down.

    They would think it's a Chinese spy balloon and waste a million dollar missile trying to bring it down.
  9. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 BECAUSE YOU BUMPED IT YOU FUCKING RETARD

    At least I'm self aware enough to know I'm retarded. RETARD.
  10. jerryb African Astronaut
    Lawdy Jebus this thread still going. Sophie left before I finally could reg so never interacted with him. From his old post he seemed a bright guy with many different interest so probably belonged to many forums.

    Over the years I've belonged to many also and a lot I just stopped posting because lost interest, boring members, shitty mods and etc..

    One day Sophie probably asked himself why the fuck I'm wasting time on these retarded fucks and stopped posting.
  11. jerryb African Astronaut
    Super happy my kids never liked Barney or that weird ass Teletubbies or whatever the fuck it's called. They did like Thomas the Train which was OK.
  12. jerryb African Astronaut
    Reading old threads again. lol

    I went to Japan a lot of times in the navy and it's pretty boring. Not in a bad way, people very polite and helpful if your lost or can't find out which train you need.

    One problem is many people there have a weird American culture fetish. And kinda weird being on the street say in Tokyo and you're taller than about everyone, like looking over a sea of black hair.

    All in all I'd say a good place for a vacation and especially for people worried about crime, place is extra safe.
  13. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs

    When you can almost reach your favorite flavored sugar water. lol
  14. jerryb African Astronaut
    Go as Wariet and annoy everyone asking if they saw a 12yo and roundhouse kick their trees.
  15. jerryb African Astronaut
    Ha Ha for real I think there is a limit on kids you can claim and get more money so I have known people in the past borrowing kids. Basically you claim you supported them that year and they lived with you. Hillbillies love beating the gov and getting free money.
  16. jerryb African Astronaut
    Nah, it's the reason for the exhaust leak he wanted fixed. A real pain in the ass drilling out with the engine in the truck. Lucky my friend has one of those drills with attachments to drill at different angles.
  17. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the trick is to spray penetrating oil days before loosening them, unscrew the bolt 5-10° at a time and do it like sex, forward, backward, forward, backward, until its loose, then proceed to unscrew another 5-10°.

    thats how i usually do it.

    anyway ive decided, liqui moly copper paste will it be,

    Yeah but these already broke about 1/4 inch inside the head. If your lucky they are not seized up and not hard to get out but sometimes you just have to drill em and rethread. Also I found using a Torx driven into the bolt works better than most extractors.
  18. jerryb African Astronaut
    Pretty sure I saw that aliens cousin at Walmart the other day. Walmart a very good place to observe the genetic weirdness of the human race.
  19. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs 2k for a kid?!? I'll take it! Gimme those tax dollurs, Uncle Sam!

    May be TLDR but here is an example. I knew a guy that would get a different job every year and only work for a few months and I finally figured him out. There is a sweet spot in earnings where you get the max refund. So he would get all his taxes he paid in back, get earned income credit and another child credit for his 4 kids.

    Nigga was getting between $10-15K refunds every year.
  20. jerryb African Astronaut
    I tell people I'm retard instead of retired. Fuckers will not leave me alone for more than a few days. I get suckered into working on someones junker, actually I don't mind helping out an old customer I've done work for years. Good chance to stay active, make a little cash and those old guys worse than women because I get to hear all the gossip in the area.
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