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Posts by jerryb

  1. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Oh what have we here. A little treasonous

    Going to have to give his immigration office a call. When you sign up to be Murikan you agree every fucking country on this planet needs some freedom bombs.

    It's as American as apple pie watching some shithole on TV receiving some shock&awe.
  2. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny climate change will turn the biggest land mass on earth, russia which has been hitherto too cold for farming into a temperate farming zone perfect for planting food stuffs.

    they dont want you to know this.

    So will Canada, good we'll let them feed all those poor Africans.
  3. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kawkasian Unless you've been to Antarctica you have to believe the hearsay and propaganda…obviously the Nazis don't want every tom, dick and harry visiting their joint nazi/alien base so they promote this idea it's a harsh climate.

    And don't forget about the Thing, take Spot or Rover down there and next thing you know it's got two fucking heads.

    And just asking but that big ass ice shelf sometimes breaks off so are they icebergs when it drifts into the Southern Ocean?
  4. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Don't know about Russia but that scared the fuck out of me!
  5. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 one time I raided a girl panty drawer and they were all shit stained lmao I still took one

    lol and I'm not going to order any panties.
  6. jerryb African Astronaut
    Wonder what Sperg-girls weakness is? Maybe vodka or botox removes her super powers. She could team up with Nonceman. Heard he has an underground lair in Lodz or was it Warsaw.
  7. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kawkasian How about taking a few ml of semen up the shitter?

    Is that any way to talk to Supergirl?
  8. jerryb African Astronaut
    Seems like a lot of work, I'd just go the lazy way and order some panties online.
  9. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I bet life on a submarine must be boring.

    Yeah it's about 99% boring as fuck.
  10. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Their technology lets them travel here must faster than you would think

    Yeah I didn't think of that. Word must get out which human has the best stuff because some people get multiple anal probings over the years.
  11. jerryb African Astronaut
    I was on a smaller class sub, most today everyone has their own little bunk. Also slept in the torpedo room snuggled up to a subroc.
  12. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster The older the bear the sweeter the juice

    Yeah I was normie thinking, he may have a breaking-entering old woman panty fetish.
  13. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Chios Honey why even entertain that thought?

    Maybe because I once hot bunked and have that as part of my life experience. Pretty sure this one black guy was gay but back then it was don't ask don't tell. He was a decent and friendly guy and I personally don't care what people do in their private lives.
  14. jerryb African Astronaut
    Only Mexicans would come up with a shitty looking alien. At least make one that looks like an old B movie alien, tall, white hair in a silver space suit.
  15. jerryb African Astronaut
    Gives an entire new meaning to hot bunking on a submarine.
  16. jerryb African Astronaut
    Double tap over mine but may be a little more understanding if it was my old ladies. Then again he probably mental if choosing an older womans house instead of some young hottie.
  17. jerryb African Astronaut
    Maybe I'm old fashioned but I wouldn't like to roll out of my bunk and see the guy next to me trying to decide which makeup or nail polish doesn't clash with his camo.
  18. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Inspired by God's love

    What a nice young man, restores my faith in humanity.
  19. jerryb African Astronaut
    You'd have to be mighty horny to travel that far for some Earthling ass.
  20. jerryb African Astronaut
    He wouldn't need to worry about anything if I found him in my house pulling his pud. His relatives may need a few bucks to give him a dirt nap.
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