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Posts by jerryb

  1. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks I too feel that makeup/botox/plastic surgery etc is lying

    I do wear a little bit of makeup tho. I dont wanna be a liar !

    Myself I put makeup the same as wearing nice clothes. Every non-incel man knows women wear makeup. Kinda like men leasing a car that's above his pay grade. We all lie a little.
  2. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sure kid, will you be leaving the house today?

    LOL
  3. jerryb African Astronaut
    Some are weaker than others. I've know folks try meth once and hooked and I know one guy that has tried every drug and doesn't affect him. So he just smokes weed when he feels like it or maybe drink some beer.
  4. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm just gonna do nothing and let America deal with anything that happens. We are never gonna fight in a war lol and if America invades us i'm gonna hold the door open for them. Or China. OR Russia, I don't really care whom.

    Nobody will ever declare war on Canada there is just not enough people or resources worth the hassle. We are chilling forever and will build nukes and destroy you all in 100 years

    Oh you'll go to war when your new king tells ya and like it.
  5. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..where I come from anyone that calls out crimes is called a snitch…bitch.

    Calm down, this new generation afraid they may get a boo-boo if they handle shit instead of calling da law.
  6. jerryb African Astronaut
    While I was going to electronics school at Great Lakes we had Iranians there, they had to haul ass when the rev, started. I was not impressed with their stinky ass. Their barracks area was nasty as fuck along with a few Arabs attending schools.

    I think Canada can take them, of course I'm sure we have some treaty to help them. I'm not worried they have Spectral and he ain't scared of shit!
  7. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My money would be on Iran if conflict occurred.

    Hey we can't let them dirty bastards fuck with our snow bros.

    My new policy is bomb da fuck out of everybody.
  8. jerryb African Astronaut
    He be wanting dat brekfuss not dat shitty burger.
  9. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enigma I didn't do shit

    Bradley dindu nuffin, he a gud boy, turning him life around.
  10. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'd fight an Iranian any day of the week. Bring it on, turbanheads.

    That's the spirit. Fuck em, lets bomb the fuck out of em.
  11. jerryb African Astronaut
    Hey Candy, just keep being your self and enjoying life. We Pisces really are nice folk, I'm sure I come across as a dick here but it's mostly trolling. If I mess with ya just remember that.
  12. jerryb African Astronaut
    Million bucks not really all that much, especially if your young. Half the people here would go on a serious drug binge and then spend the rest of their broke ass life with little arms. lol
  13. jerryb African Astronaut
    LOL OP I'm twice your age and my tummy never hurts.
  14. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump https://www.timesofisrael.com/dozens-of-migrants-to-leave-israel-voluntarily-for-sweden/

    Story from 2014, about jedis kicking out blacks cos they are black, and sending them to Sweden.

    Wish I could send our niggers to Sweden.
  15. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's just a fake, virtue-signaling "holiday" cooked up by literal retards.

    Just like black history month, it lets liberals pretend to care about blacks. It cost $0 and they can tell blacks look we really love you.
  16. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Elbow Aside from… like… the English language, I actually can't think of a single British invention off the top of my head. Literally everything I think up, I do a quick google search, and it turns out the brits didn't actually invent it. I was going to jokingly credit you for panel shows and even those were invented by the US.

    Christ.

    You're joking right. I like messing with them about their stupid gun/knife laws just to troll em, but inventing shit is one of the things I admire the Brits for. Best of all a lot of inventions came from guys in their tool sheds trying to come up with better ways of doing something. No other country has as many little known people doing this.

    Not to mention starting at least 4 1st world english speaking countries. Compare British colonies to Spanish colonies today.
  17. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I mentioned I'm moving to Kansas City before the end of the year..this was sent by my new Kansas City "overlords".. so It's staying untouched in my office for now…I'm sure it's loaded with boring work stuff.

    Yeah just rub it in our poorfag face, all high and mighty like. Us poorfags going to trace your IP and tell your new bosses that you like looking at trannies and Bradley big white cock. That'll teach ya!

    In other words we jelly of your success and will cry in our pillow tonight.

    Anyway have a good weekend Jiggaboo.
  18. jerryb African Astronaut
    Be funny as fuck if they got a bunch of tranny virgins in heaven. Just imagine the look on his face moments after pressing the button on his suicide vest.
  19. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just eat a healthy diet, no need for supplements, you're falling for the marketing princess.

    She spends a boatload on cosmetic crap because she's afraid of getting old and ugly. Then tells us all the crap she eats and drinks, vodka, energy drinks and fast food.

    Stop drinking alcohol and smoking because it will age your face fast.
  20. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Here’s a smoothie I really like:

    1.5 cups strawberries
    1 banana
    1/4 cup vanilla protein powder
    1.5 tbsps almond butter
    1 1/4 cup almond milk

    Ice cubes

    I thought you where a good southern girl. You should be pushing biscuit&gravy and pinto beans&cornbread with maybe one veg or fruit a day on these niggas.

    Ha Ha just messing with ya but I do love me some biscuit&gravy.
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