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Posts by jerryb

  1. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's the tornadoes I'm worried about.

    Yeah that also. I've had em touch down close to me, my sister had her house destroyed a few years back during that big Alabama outbreak.

    Seek house with storm shelter.
  2. jerryb African Astronaut
    LOL you ain't going to do shit with that scanner except read some fault codes. Probably the easiest way is to find someone working at a dealership. Write down the VIN and he can use it to program a key fob for ya. Not like the old days when you could jump power to the coil and jump the starter.
  3. jerryb African Astronaut
    Don't cry because some Murican rolled coal on ya.

  4. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Fuqn oldjies for sport

    I don't watch sports Miss Candy. Don't be hatin on us oldjies, you'll be there soon.
  5. jerryb African Astronaut
    Ha Ha, wait until you get one of those plains blizzards blowing thru KC. Texas will seem not to bad then.
  6. jerryb African Astronaut
    Are women lying if they shave? Pretty sure most men OK with that.
  7. jerryb African Astronaut
    Well hillbillies are mostly Scots and Scots-Irish.
  8. jerryb African Astronaut
    You don't even need to be all that smart. I taught myself celestial navigation in the navy because I thought it was interesting, it had nothing to do with my job.

    It's best if it is a subject your interested in, pretty sure many early programmers where self taught.
  9. jerryb African Astronaut
    One downside is we may get a 1000 threads by Wariat if teens tune in to watch Bradleys big white pipe.
  10. jerryb African Astronaut
    When you retire every day is like Saturday, ain't going to lie it's pretty nice.
  11. jerryb African Astronaut
    Yeah I'm always hoping Bradley turns his life around. Don't let me down this time, I'm tired of being disappointed and crying myself to sleep over it.
  12. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enigma I hope to fake it till it kinda becomes me. I'm really working harder to be nicer to women and old people

    Sometimes being nice is a reward in itself Bradley. Perfect example, the other day I was over the shop helping friends with their farm equipment. They rent an apartment there to an old lady and she came down and ask if I could put a thermostat in her car and I said yeah I'll come get it in a little bit. Took me all of 5 minutes work, she asked what she owed and I said nothing. This woman living on a few bucks from SS and you would have thought I gave her a million bucks.
  13. jerryb African Astronaut
    Going to brave the global warming today and mow my yard, been fucking hot and humid lately. Wish I was a rich bitch like Jiggaboo and hire me a beaner slave boy.
  14. jerryb African Astronaut
    No shit I've lived here all my life and sometimes think what the fuck he say. lol
  15. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enigma I never understood people who actively tell people to avoid becoming better educated

    Problem is a lot of folks think you have to go to school to learn anything. People actually ask me who taught me in simple things, all men should be smart enough to repair pretty much anything related to their home. History and art just a click away with the internet, they don't even need to go to the library like I did.

    Sure some things you need to go to a school, the average person can't afford equipment some subjects require and for complicated subjects you need an experienced person to help you.

    ETA: My wife and daughter both have degrees and I'd say 98% of their learning was reading what their professors told them to read. Hell I even did some of their homework and I'm dumb as dirt.
  16. jerryb African Astronaut
    Bro people pay to watch girls eat, I'm sure there are plenty of fags willing to pay to watch you.

    No ideal how to set it up but you may have found your calling in life, don't forget us when your a rich bitch.
  17. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina USER ADDED CONTEXT:

    this is the opinion of a not 1, not 2 but 3! times divorcee.

    To be fair I don't think Jiggaboo ever claimed to be a nice person.
  18. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enigma I heard this really fat southern guy call it "Washyoursister Sauce" and I've been saying that for a couple of years now.

    You should try going up in the mountains here, some of those real old hillbillies I have a hard time understanding.
  19. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's Wuh-st-uh-sher

    Fucking foreigners.

    Kinda how I always said it.
  20. jerryb African Astronaut
    Maybe I'm one of your alts.
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