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Posts by Balloon Man

  1. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Crushing some ass
  2. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    You should only heat children for recreation, not discipline
  3. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Three birds walk into a bar.

    The first bird says hey there I'll take a jag bomb please and thanks

    The second bird says howdy folks, gimme a jack coke ploxen

    The third bird asks for some high end liquor that the bar doesn't have. the bird gets mad, does a flip, and leaves.

    Hhhhahaha fuck I got it, perfect
  4. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny birds, feathers, together.

    What are you trying to say
  5. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    12-bit color depth more like 12 inch anal depth
  6. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Impressive shadow detail and low black crush, more like oozing semen trail from getting your butt crushed
  7. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Specular highlights more like Suckular butt-tight
  8. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    DLSS more like Deal Asses
  9. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Progressive scan more like penissive man
  10. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    120 Hertz refresh rate more like plenty hurtz re-assrape
  11. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    IMAX 3D more like EYEINGASS 3Dongs (in your ass)
  12. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Two-by-one aspect ratio more like eat-my-cum ass specked rapetio
  13. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Dolby Vision more like Homolby V-ass-ion
  14. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    4K UHD more like 4Gay UHP(enis)
  15. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Nig Fewton
  16. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Meh. I know a lot of people who were only ever a useless inconvenience to me but I guess when they're dead they're just another funny story.

    I'm not really a grudge guy.
  17. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny u shynese expert ?

    Why, u chingchong electric?
  18. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    the detonation device is just one part, and thats pretty complicated if you domt want it to blow up when you dont want it to blow up.

    the other part is the delivery system and miniaturization.

    nukes arent your paki rugs.

    Neither of those are actually particularly complicated from an engineering standpoint, as in it's not particularly cutting edge shit whatsoever.

    Maybe for the mongoloid brain tho.
  19. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I wish I had big lips…I hate that stereotype… because I don't fit it :/

    I think God gave everyone the exact perfect features for the rest of their body.
  20. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Only the general public thinks nuclear weapons are incredibly complex or difficult to create.

    It is the manufacturing infrastructure that is difficult and expensive to setup. And even for that the issue is organizing the specialized human capital, not that nuclear weaponry requires some very arcane technical knowhow.

    Example, in the case of many nations it is as simple as the fact that if someone gets the required specialized knowledge, their government basically cannot match their paycheck to any of the numerous opportunities that are already open for them abroad.

    Nuclear fearmongering is a great way to rob public coffers and convince average folk that it really requires billions of dollars of investment.

    When really a majority of "nuclear weapons research" is actually just missile R&D and has zero to do with actual nuclear research.

    And of course in general "weapons research" is the blanket name for the government getting to spend blank cheques with no oversight so long as the public is sufficiently scared.

    It allows infinite flexibility in spending and deal along under the guide of public affairs.

    E.g. you have $50 million to setup the basic complex for the missile research, who gets the contract for the construction? How about the subcontracts, how are they structured?

    In general the military is a public jobs and wealth redistribution scheme. It gets many young men out of the public and I to a structured system where they can receive some education and discipline and be spot back out into society with a slightly lower chance if being a horrible delinquent. Nobody dares to criticize the giant public handout safety net that is any nation's military.

    Because God dammit your dad and his dad and his dad built your house fighting for this public jobs scheme and they derive a lot of honor from it not being called one.
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