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  1. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    IMAX 3D more like EYEINGASS 3Dongs (in your ass)
  2. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    120 Hertz refresh rate more like plenty hurtz re-assrape
  3. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Progressive scan more like penissive man
  4. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    DLSS more like Deal Asses
  5. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Specular highlights more like Suckular butt-tight
  6. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Impressive shadow detail and low black crush, more like oozing semen trail from getting your butt crushed
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    12-bit color depth more like 12 inch anal depth
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    It's a great Caturday morning 🌞❤️
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    I feel alright.
  10. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Crushing some ass
  11. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    My stomach is fucked up, feel like I'm dying
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Damn hope you feel better now...

    Ot

    Just took the best cat nap ever...kinda hunry for a snack so imma go to the Bodega
  13. Originally posted by Rape Monster My stomach is fucked up, feel like I'm dying

    Maybe someone poisoned you.
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    *dramatic piano music plays*
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    parkeeled
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    I got the munchies... about to go hest up this slice of Za and garlic twist, bruv...
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Balloon Man Crushing some ass

    My word!
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Welp!!!

    Looks like my work here is done..I'm ready to get through this week to have my Fri off..I'm on this weekend but it's all good in the hood ..
    💤❤️
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster My stomach is fucked up, feel like I'm dying

    Damn same bro
  20. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    In fact I'm actively shitting as we speak
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