Instead of saying "high" you should just say "gay" like in 4K HDR the HDR stands for Gay Dynamic Range
Anyone else just laugh and laugh when some stupid bitch dies?
2023-01-19 at 4:14 PM UTC
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Rape is actually hilarious
Specially when it's someone you don't like it's actually really funny when they get raped
2023-01-19 at 4:11 PM UTC
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Changing name to George Bilbo
Is it like Richard aromatic
What like a spear?
Oh sorry I thought you meant javelin
2023-01-18 at 12:20 AM UTC
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Changing name to George Bilbo
Hold it right there! George Bilbo, FBI!
2023-01-18 at 12:09 AM UTC
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Nigger
How do you feel about this word
2023-01-17 at 11:56 PM UTC
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Create a superhero
The Rain Bowman
A wandering legendary archer of unknown origins, motives or specific nature.
He wields a bow made of Adamant Yew, the strongest and most unyielding wood with nevertheless immense capacity for flexion if adequate force is applied.
Adamant Yew grows only in the Dragon Woods of Bavaria, which themselves sit atop the hostile peak of Mount G (the specific location is a closely guarded secret). It grows on geological timescale and survive a only because it is one of the strongest metamaterials known to man. It is ultra dense and destroys most humans tools upon applications of force. It is a live wood with active regenerative fungal symbiotes that prevent any attempt at progressive abrasion.
Only one Adamant Yew is ever known to have been felled and harvested in the Raheshi Incident of 1977, wherein the Rain Bowman annihilated the base of the tree (codename "Exeter") with a single karate chop. He then hauled the lumber to an unknown location, evading satellite imagery with his keen eye.
He then fashioned the tree into one massive bow as well as countless arrowheads. With this how he can fire a single shot around the curve of the earth and back to land at his feet if he so chooses.
He can even hit the moon and other planets and even the sun. One time he missed and hit another galaxy, it died.
His arrow shot can annihilate even an M1 Abrams tank in 1 hit and keep going and even penetrate and destroy 100000000 tanks (nobody knows the upper limit, he destroyed all the tanks in the world in one shot).
He can even shoot down fighter jets in flight if he wants, that's how accurate he is.
Most importantly he can shoot arrow so fast that it looks like whole arrow RAIN is coming and his signature move is to shoot arrow so fast it starts refracting sunlights and makes a rainbow so people call him the Rain Bowman for both reason.
He likes ramen.
