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2018-05-09 at 4:21 AM UTC
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Squirting: The Official Poll
Originally posted by A College Professor
does the squirts come from the rump? what color is the squirts?
Omgomgomg I get to legit say this in all seriousness...
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When you're rapid cycling and call your dealer to give him tips on scaling his "business model" and then expect to reap the financial rewards of your new marketing strategy
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kid looks like he's 12 or something - I'd doubt there was any point to dragging it out like that, the guy just got really into it
I don't enjoy or seek out stuff like this, but I feel like seeing it is important - it forces you to comprehend how bad it gets and how awful people can be. It's easy to parse newspaper headlines like 'cartel violence' as normal or a novel story from far away, not so much if you're forced to watch it unfold
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2018-05-07 at 11:31 PM UTC
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We’ll Always Check the Storms
To see what you’re up to, Karen. Even though you don’t have time for us plebs, it will make us feel closer to your celestial greatness.
Btw I work with two Karen’s now. And none of them compare to you.
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[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
You guys are OK, you are welcome here.
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Is it love or is it lust?
Is it communism or is it capitalism?
Is it heroin or is it fentanyl?
Niggas in space. Where truth is more than knowledge
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He said A CHICKEN WILL CHASE YOU DOWN AND EAT YO BODY
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2018-05-07 at 4 PM UTC
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"we're going to have a baby"
"she dumped me"
This is nice, I get to enjoy you being rejected and we as a society are spared another of your bastards.
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I like the fan art people made of this passage. Fingolfin was a man with a mission though. Oh well oh ell. I don't think i can remember the last word i learned.
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Land in Poland, mercenaries, camps, gas chambers, ovens, and an advertising spot on Haaretz to tell everyone of my awesome new vacation destination.
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2018-05-06 at 8:20 AM UTC
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Adverse Childhood Experiences
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*rides the cycle of abuse into the sunset*
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2018-05-06 at 7:38 AM UTC
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collage of brown people
I have honestly never come across a person in my entire life who is as painfully unfunny and obnoxious as you are. The fact that you seem to think that you actually possess any amount of humor is completely baffling. Nobody on this site finds you even remotely funny.
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It is frightening how it affects your behaviour while allowing you to retain some of your composure
Then when you say shit to people that feels like a good idea at the time they believe you are actually being genuine
I once told a female acquaintance who I had only had sex with once that I loved her and I wanted her to be my girlfriend. She was over the moon and we had a good night. Next day I woke up thinking she wouldn't remember/understand I was in the moment/on drugs etc...nope...bitch comes over unannounced and starts using the cute contracted form of my name. I was in a relationship
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When I was younger I would mix Xanax and alcohol. People would always tell me they saw me at Taco Bell or smoking weed in an attic or walking through a house party in my bra/panties. And of course I would have zero recollection, which eventually became pointless so I stopped.
Now I only do one or the other unless it’s a low mg and one drink bc that’s just a nice buzz.
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Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING
Is there anyone who won't fuck up their kids life?
The assumption is that having kids, unless you can make the world perfect for them first, is an evil act.
This is why the world is going to wind up populated by the dumbest humans on the planet.
Sure, no parent can ensure their child a life wholly devoid of suffering. But what you have to understand is there's "not a perfect life" and then there "the life of being Bill Krozby's abandoned bastard child". The threshold between children that should and should not be mandatorily aborted lies somewhere between these two points.
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2018-05-05 at 7:08 AM UTC
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Is zanick a bitch?
Originally posted by Zanick
Here, Bill Krozby demonstrates a low capability of dealing with conflict that supports the hypothesis that he is specifically a low-functioning psychopath.
Haha. I’m just imaging you with like a Steve Erwin or Planet Earth type running commenty about Fuck Boys. Is this on YouTube yet? I should put it on YouTube.
Edit: I take that back. If Bill Krozby was just a fuck boy I would have only had a bad date over drinks instead of being raped.
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