I can't stop thinking about getting killed by a nuclear weapon. I like to think about all the different ways to die via nuke. First I think about standing right next to a nuclear weapon right before it detonates. Technically the "explosion" occurs so quickly that I should be carbonized instantaneously by the tremendous heat. But I am going to feel something. I just can't imagine what the sensation would be like. Then I like to think about standing fifty feet from a nuke before it detonates. Then one hundred yards. Then five hundred yards. I like to think about how far I need to get away from the nuke so that I can experience its power. I want to see what it is like to be exposed to extreme heat. I like to think about what is going on inside of my body when I am exposed to the heat. I like to visualize myself in "MRI vision". I like to think of my brain being cooked in to steam and escaping through my eyelids in to the air. I like to think about the layers of tissue on my body being destroyed and seeing my blood get fried. I just can't help but wonder about the awesome power of nuclear weapons.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
lol it has nothing to do with lolita, i've read that book and I'm not a fag like that and I'm not a black, if you see it that way then you are probably a total pedo, but thats totally rich coming from this site.
I was just writing about what I know like always do.
the bolded parts seem rather suggestive of some underlying, unknown, hitherto nameless dynamic between you and her daughter.
in fact much of it is.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I started talking to this older lady. She's 34, and her pictures looked alright so I started talking to her. I would consider her hott for her age and i talked to her a couple days over the phone for like 5 minutes at a time and the last time i was like hey lets hang, and she was like sure but i have a crazy 4 year old can you handle that?!
and i was sure whatever im just bored and want to get out of my place on my day off and she was like okay cool we're getting out of the pool (wow that just rhymed I'm like a rapper tonight) *turn table noise*
I came over and she opened the door and gave her a hug and her daughter was running towards me but wouldn't let me hug her and ran away and we laughed about it.
Anyways we were just sitting on the couch watching elena talking about our pathetic lives and horror movies watching a disney show evidently and her daughter came up and gave me a hug and said she loves me. And i felt good about her because she's sweet but she probably does that to every guy that comes over because she doesn't have a dad.
Anyways she went to sleep and stuff on the couch and i ent up convincing her mom to bang me several times and she was getting all lovely dovely with me and i went along with it and told her i will see her i will see her again (because she said she was afraid id just leave, which im sure most guys do, but i play things buy ear)
she tells me she wants me she works at a place where she doesn't make a lot of money (i'm not proud of where i work but i make more money that her) and she said how do you think i have this place (it was a pretty nice place) my dad pays for it.
I liked having sex with her kid and hanging out with her, but she kinda started getting jealous that i have more control over her kid than her because I'm actually fun.
I was all like "mai tige itz been doering it o me" and taking her purple cheeto from her when we were driving from her and she loved it and we had fun. So i proxily taughted (not that i know what that word means) her to be like bling bling and totse legend.
We've gone out to eat and i've met the bitches mom that lives down the street while her dad pays her bills and its pretty cringey, she even said i could marry her. It caught me up by storm because i love the child and stuff.
But i told her mother that she's a walking pandemic and clap trap and her house is a mess and left. I ent up texting her the next day and told her i was sorry and came over to her place and brought her daughter hersheys chocolate bar and she started bitching about she just bought browines from pizza hut (i was like more like pizza slut) and she got really moody and started crying and ran to her room and her and myself and her daughter and i went in there to ask her what was wrong, being very concerned (but i have enough cognitive therapy in me where i like to get the real answers. And she said that nothing is wrong except the needs to adjust her anti-pissants and that her 4 year daughter and i are ganging up on her.
We were just having fun. It's like i can comeover and drink derpadews and fuck her mom when her child is awake so i have to play with her lil rambunctious kid until then.
People think I'm fucked up, but I'm nowhere near as bad as this "lady"
she had sex with an 18 year old kid and had a kid when she was 30 and wonders why she is "depressed"
I like her daughter because she has way more personality than her mom does, but whats fucked up is her mom literally last night crushed up melatonin and put it in her juicy bottle full of milk just to knock her out. then we just watched the shining and didnt even fuck, kinda gay if you ask me.
She told me that I taught her how to be abusive and its all my fault, even though she's more retarded than me and her daughter likes me.
inb4theyareniggers/spics/ect//
you also said lots of 'fuck' in the same sentense as her daughter.
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Sorry I had to go masturbate after reading OP. Yes, creampies are ideal.
Originally posted by infinityshock
because catching new and exciting diseases with no cure then spending 18 years paying child support for the same exact end-result that can be accomplished by fapping to assorted free porn online is what everyone considers a good time.
Could you be anymore of a hardcore faggot? Have you never been married or in a relationship? Do you understand birth control and STD testing? Of course you fucking don’t. You are an idiot who can only get off to gay internet nigger porn.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
you can be my wife
Bitch if we married on wedding night, as you tried to penetrate my strapping, toned ass, my muscle bound glutes would clench so tight it would crush your dick into oblivion.
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Rizzo in a box
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[the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
steam was always shit but when steam turned into yet another social media filled shithole full of people trying to talk to you and other shit, that's when you knew it was just another tool of ZOG
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