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Originally posted by Zanick
I had a lot of ideas I thought were really cool for a party I'm going to, but if I'm being honest they're all terrible and what's probably going to happen is I'll dress up as a priest and jokingly marry people who are too drunk but then convince them to fill out a real marriage certificate. I'm ordained through the Universal Life Church online and licensed in my state for this, so it will be legally binding.
You should get massive marriage certificates on cloth or something so it just looks like a prop. Only marry straight people of the same gender, as it can be more easily joked around with and also its more emotionally devastating when Tim has got to explain to his parents that he isn't actually gay, he just got really drunk.
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Bill Krozby you're so fucking predictable. Post a picture of a kitten and type a paragraph about how much it means to you so hopefully people forget how much of a terrible piece of shit you are. It might work for people on POF you just met but it won't work for anyone who knows you.
Your daughter has given up on you like you've given up on her
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Seriously just fucking live life and aspire for things to get better. I don't know you but unless you're a billionaire in the virgin islands with a haram of hawt young roshambos, life can get better and it will if you want it to and actively seek the measures to make it so. I don't know what that would look like because it's completely subjective.
As long as you're striving to better your circumstances, gain more insight into yourself and seeking truth you will never be bored entropic and complacent. I have different types of existential crises' weekly and my life situation can barely be described as living but I have hope in the future because I believe in myself and that I can still create my own destiny from within these parameters.
Show me your penis
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Originally posted by Zanick
Beyond that - I realize that Israel was established for a people suffering from a looming cultural trauma
I don't particularly want to turn this into another der ewiges jude thread but it's worth noting that the plan to inject a jedi ethnostate into the middle-east had been drawn up long before WWII; they just took advantage of the catalyst
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Originally posted by Zanick
When I was a teenager my sister assaulted me with a fork and I made an audio recording of the encounter without her knowledge. I still listen to it while falling asleep. The two folders are closely related.
I see your trauma treatment is going well. Do you journal?
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They should recreate/reconstruct 9/11 as best as possible and make an adventure where you get inserted into a random spot in a 2 block area (or another option where you can choose) and see what 9/11 was like right there at the WTC.
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