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2018-01-16 at 5:39 AM UTC in If you had 100 million dollars
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Just how big are you expecting this organization to get exactly? Will we be joining in on the fun, and if so, are you afraid of getting recognized through your penis piercing?
I'd like to think that the sky is the limit. If we can manage to corner the market of residentially-housed brothels in the upper-middle-class Chicago suburbs, we can probably build an empire which caters to an entire region. And of course, you and I can slip in under the guise of sexy masks in the image of moderate white former presidential candidate John Anderson, and nobody would have to know. That's really the whole point of this gig, as far as I'm concerned. -
2018-01-16 at 5:12 AM UTC in If you had 100 million dollars
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 What would the charge be, and the ratio? To be legit I imagine we'd have to follow the same parameters as people who organize orgies. I don't know if they are allowed to require testing to make sure all participants are clean, but it would be ideal if we could do that.
I saw some Czech video where they had tables and stuff so the women could just be 'used.' Their legs were splayed wide, a picture of their face taped to the wall above it. I'd like to do something like that.
I would prefer to democratize the operation: let the client pay for services at prices dictated within the commercial space of a dark, discrete location with an organization not unlike what you would observe in a jointly leased salon space. -
2018-01-16 at 5:08 AM UTC in This Is What You Get With Diversity.
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Lol, Zanick is hiding his true feelings about how his sister abused him as a child, i.e. 'raped with a broomstick', I would assume. Desperate fool resorts to this sort of behavior because he is ashamed at the insubstantial vomit he spewed upon being raped, because deep down in his heart of hearts, Zan-man knows he enjoyed it.
Nah, I was never raped. But my grief on the matter has actually transformed quite a lot, with the help of therapy, so it really doesn't bother me as much as he's clearly bothered by being utterly wrong and stupid. -
2018-01-16 at 5:03 AM UTC in If you had 100 million dollars
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2018-01-16 at 4:55 AM UTC in If you had 100 million dollars
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 We are not too far Zanick. I can arrange for round 2. Just you, me, and this box of fleshlights.
For some reason, I'm comforted by the thought of having a female as the primary 'facilitator', or maybe the whole interaction taking place openly, with the anonymity of some sort of pseudonym-based club. -
2018-01-16 at 4:51 AM UTC in This Is What You Get With Diversity.
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2018-01-16 at 4:45 AM UTC in If you had 100 million dollarsI had a very weird threesome once with a male friend and a girl I've never met before. I couldn't really get into it, but then his urethra started bleeding and we stopped. This was very unusual, as he does not have a genital piercing.
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2018-01-16 at 4:41 AM UTC in If you had 100 million dollars
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 It's mostly kinda shitty. At some point, somebody is gonna have to be left out. The positions get complicated and weird. You end up doing shit like standing on top of the couch to get your dick sucked. When the moment comes that you're getting stimulated from two places at once, you realize it's not THAT much better.
Sex with one person is way more intimate and way more pleasurable. I mean there's really nothing you can do with two people that you can't do with one person and maybe some toys.
I would imagine a threesome could be intimate, under the right circumstances. But I've personally never been exposed to anything like that. I think it would have to come from a place of shared trust, although I suppose maybe under it could, in theory, occur under the hideous pretense of blackmail... Probably the least likely situation I can think of would be a transactional arrangement, however. I don't know, I'm very high and things are getting weird, linguistically for the most part. I've always been curious about orgies. -
2018-01-16 at 1:03 AM UTC in Aww fuckMy experience has been that glass bongs are like wine glasses, in that you have to find the thickest, bottom-heaviest receptacle available or you're likely going to get fucked up and break it eventually. It's entirely possible that you and I are anomalous, clumsy pieces of shit, but I wouldn't be too hard on yourself. As bad as $140 is, you've probably made more costly mistakes and your brother will understand if he's reasonable.
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2018-01-15 at 11:58 PM UTC in What Pokemon would you be?I don't know why people think it's not really him. It's definitely him.
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2018-01-15 at 11:57 PM UTC in Michael JacksonThe kids came on to him!
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2018-01-15 at 11:37 PM UTC in The Inconvenient Truth About the Republican Party
Originally posted by Speedy Parker No they did not. In fact it was Republicans who passed both civil rights acts in the 60's. Almost every Democrat voted against both. Your statement is demonstrated to be false.
You are unbelievably dense. If you had been paying any sort of attention whatsoever you would have noticed that a defining feature of political organizations is that they adapt to changing social circumstances. The conservative philosophy may be preserved in kernels of doctrine, but they are forever perverted by the bizarre circus of religious freaks we see today. -
2018-01-15 at 11:24 PM UTC in This Is What You Get With Diversity.So the real story here is that you have viewed a single, partisan-media-published video with dubious origins and likely several times removed from its original context, and you take this as a point of departure to criticize the whole project of racial diversity? Wow, you must have a very high IQ to make all of these deliberately stupid, lazy mistakes.
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2018-01-15 at 11:20 PM UTC in Rank the three Totse leaders.I am stimmed the fuck out and currently writing an essay, so I have developed the habit of critiquing my own ideas over the last week. I am not intending to do here so in a masturbatory fashion, it's more of a dopamine reflex.
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2018-01-15 at 11:07 PM UTC in Rank the three Totse leaders.
Originally posted by Zanick Absolutely, the shitposters of today are an unusually vulgar and persistent virus in comparison to the more meaningful contributions of yesterday's trolls. They used to be hard and poignant; now they are more like weeds: liberally sewn and impossible to totally uproot. The two you mentioned I consider to be the prime offenders. These are unusual times to browse in, I'm afraid.
This way of looking at the past is a form of historicity which some philosophers would refer to as 'antiquarian' and while it does have its time and place, it often meanders on subjects of the 'good old days' which lends itself to any number of shit-tier slogans doled out by religious conservatives. -
2018-01-15 at 11:04 PM UTC in Rank the three Totse leaders.
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Agreed. On NIS it bleeds into every other forum so there is never any good discussion unless a lot of users are highly interested. I blame shitters like TDR and Infantcock for dragging every thread through the mud with shit tier trashposting. At least Jill posts weapons shit sometimes, TDR is just 100% garbage.
Absolutely, the shitposters of today are an unusually vulgar and persistent virus in comparison to the more meaningful contributions of yesterday's trolls. They used to be hard and poignant; now they are more like weeds: liberally sewn and impossible to totally uproot. The two you mentioned I consider to be the prime offenders. These are unusual times to browse in, I'm afraid. -
2018-01-15 at 10:33 PM UTC in why can my avatar only be 75x75 even tho I see people will bigger avs than me.you have to donate to the site in order to get the upgraded storage package
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2018-01-15 at 9:52 PM UTC in If you could be a superhero which one would you be?I don't concern myself with fantasizing about powerful beings
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2018-01-15 at 9:41 PM UTC in Rank the three Totse leaders.honestly I considered PEOO a vital component of the zoklet community, the tradition of roasting and banter evolved in many context-specific ways you would observe in any healthily-rooted controversy that nurtured both creative expression and a forum dialectic
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2018-01-15 at 5:36 PM UTC in RE: Hawai false missile thingy. What would you do if you found out a missile was coming?
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Fortunately I am not retarded: the chances of some kind of TEOTWAWKI scenario happening are so remote that I cannot ever see a bug out bag ever coming into use, specioally since it'll take me like 10 minutes to do the aforementioned shit.
I am very strung out, but this was implicitly coherent to me and I can't understand how.