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2021-01-03 at 11:07 PM UTC in the real fucking ballerina of hbbecause the other op is an impersonater. i'm the real dancer, i'm zanick #0 and i'm really ending the cold war while you sit around smelling worse than most people can afford.
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2021-01-03 at 10:59 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬what happens in candyland stays in candyland! i'll bring the pointes and vodka
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2021-01-03 at 10:58 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬omg hi candy, just dropping in for a visit
i wish i could rent a hardwood studio here
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2021-01-03 at 10:54 PM UTC in itt: the ballerina of hbgone to candlyland, g'bye
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2021-01-03 at 10:53 PM UTC in itt: the ballerina of hbthis doesn’t feel like my thread even though it’s about me and i won't post here you animal
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2021-01-03 at 7:38 PM UTC in itt: the ballerina of hbthe tethers of my experience have been repurposed to secure her sails for this length of our voyage
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2021-01-03 at 7:37 PM UTC in itt: the ballerina of hbi feel my time abbreviating earlier than usual today; soon what remains will belong to the ballerina
she’ll binge & smoke when she takes over, as opposed to my starving & snorting
maybe we need someone of the opposite sex to round out our character
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2021-01-03 at 5:33 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
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2021-01-03 at 5:31 PM UTC in Weezer?is this the band with that shirt featuring a stupid lion on a couch or whatever
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2021-01-03 at 5:27 PM UTC in for two years i was a support animal to a graduate student
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I once went on a New Year's Eve blind date with a girl from craigslist.
This happened about 9 or 11 years ago but not 10 years ago.
Anyways, she had to pick me up for the date because my license was suspended and it was her and I and her cousin and their date.
I didn't know any of these people but I got along okay I guess.
We went to 1 or 4 bars. I can't remember if I only went to 1 bar or 4 with her.
I think it was probably 1 bar because this girl I was there on a blind craigslist date was FAT AS FUCK.
It went okay and she was nice enough to not have sex with me which I really appreciate because I would still be suffering from the trauma of hitting that.
I knew no one was going to believe me about how fat she was so before they dropped me off back home I slipped one of that fat girls hoodies into my shirt and took it as a trophy to show my friends the size of cow I went out with.
To put it in perspective, her hoody fit on my buddy's refrigerator.
"why'd you stab your eyes out with a fork, bee ree?"
"trying to be honest about what we're doing here, now that i've seen you"
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2021-01-03 at 5:24 PM UTC in for two years i was a support animal to a graduate studentabandonment doesn’t care how the fit happens, only that it comes apart
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2021-01-02 at 9:55 PM UTC in *ahem*nevermind, must have the wrong generation
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2021-01-02 at 5:06 PM UTC in *ahem*op can you name me that one song about the grungy dude who was born to be down
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2021-01-02 at 5:03 PM UTC in infiltrating a shitty rival shit forumfair enough, next photo i take remind me to include a nickel or something & you can decide from there
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2021-01-02 at 3:53 PM UTC in infiltrating a shitty rival shit forumi imagine shampain needs the glory of inciting forum warfare after having such a hard few months
it can't be easy when you're let go & your partner turns on you
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2021-01-01 at 7:42 PM UTC in Warioat is a MAP (minor attracted person)bastard factory funded by european pedophile organization
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2021-01-01 at 7:17 PM UTC in Were you sexually/physically abused as a child? Let's talk about it in detail here.
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2021-01-01 at 7:16 PM UTC in Were you sexually/physically abused as a child? Let's talk about it in detail here.this is often inherited through generations, nature made us to contribute to the evolution of trauma because it's her favorite dessert
your granny probably hurt your mommy or daddy & it's why you're here
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2021-01-01 at 7:11 PM UTC in what would you like to be readingbought a bundle of short bradburys, i like how he makes us look at feeling
arrived yesterday but the craving had passed, contemplating force but my vision is erratic as i am
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2021-01-01 at 4:08 PM UTC in would you implant a consumer microchipi’d drop everything toward expertise in its clandestine use & grow perpetually more chaotic until some horrible regime cuts it out of me
this is literally what i was made for & everybody knows it's how i'll die
