for two years i was a support animal to a graduate student

1. 2020-12-31 at 11:55 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
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   the last time i saw her was a few months ago & i arrived with bad news, she drank herself to the floor quickly & i left rather than stay for support
   
   why can't we just break the hearts we mean to? kidding, that wouldn't be fun at all. now tell me stories where you do the abandoning
   
   
2. 2021-01-01 at 12:32 AM UTC

   #2
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   I once went on a New Year's Eve blind date with a girl from craigslist.
   This happened about 9 or 11 years ago but not 10 years ago.
   Anyways, she had to pick me up for the date because my license was suspended and it was her and I and her cousin and their date.
   I didn't know any of these people but I got along okay I guess.
   We went to 1 or 4 bars. I can't remember if I only went to 1 bar or 4 with her.
   I think it was probably 1 bar because this girl I was there on a blind craigslist date was FAT AS FUCK.
   It went okay and she was nice enough to not have sex with me which I really appreciate because I would still be suffering from the trauma of hitting that.
   I knew no one was going to believe me about how fat she was so before they dropped me off back home I slipped one of that fat girls hoodies into my shirt and took it as a trophy to show my friends the size of cow I went out with.
   To put it in perspective, her hoody fit on my buddy's refrigerator.
3. 2021-01-03 at 5:03 PM UTC

   #3
   Jeff Houston
   I'm gay, so I dont have these straight people problems.
4. 2021-01-03 at 5:24 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
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   abandonment doesn’t care how the fit happens, only that it comes apart
   
   
5. 2021-01-03 at 5:27 PM UTC

   #5
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   What animal were you?
6. 2021-01-03 at 5:27 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA256 [quote pk=1269992 author="BeeReBuddy"] I once went on a New Year's Eve blind date with a girl from craigslist. This happened about 9 or 11 years ago but not 10 years ago. Anyways, she had to pick me up for the date because my license was suspended and it was her and I and her cousin and their date. I didn't know any of these people but I got along okay I guess. We went to 1 or 4 bars. I can't remember if I only went to 1 bar or 4 with her. I think it was probably 1 bar because this girl I was there on a blind craigslist date was [b]FAT AS FUCK[/b]. It went okay and she was nice enough to not have sex with me which I really appreciate because I would still be suffering from the trauma of hitting that. I knew no one was going to believe me about how fat she was so before they dropped me off back home I slipped one of that fat girls hoodies into my shirt and took it as a trophy to show my friends the size of cow I went out with. To put it in perspective, her hoody fit on my buddy's refrigerator. [/quote] "why'd you stab your eyes out with a fork, bee ree?" "trying to be honest about what we're doing here, now that i've seen you" -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- mQINBFyAHW0BEAD87U22fs0ukGWFBNjh+MC9HhGOAFylCwf8fHoR1WaUARrUHr9A i4Gv3Jd0mYZ7KRyPtk366zLmoGsc8svrBZqT/1Alu1RVv+n/c6sQZC8hA1U4Kduu 3rGRAG0MMgzQPvuBH7KjWdMGgzDEjbvKs9KC5OOUKCEokOm+TI5o0TqEPmrNZboO T0cf7SwM6EUNpT/ktFR8dQVdCd6HdiqoVt6h/umS0tCymNMeNKS0nPOYOa4fH8Uq kAnP8O+fetUJLJgMtWs/Fm9weNJxNsi0Ru28o8IjkuCZypIwUpUaJ+K4DsTsYfcU 2vcm4nWEkAL/F/qrNp+awAv3JZlbu8jEDhLZgbpJR0cyFrmE8ed5VqX1KYVEM2+5 HtJjgC0aR7LNO8BB4lPllgcZ7ppdPqvvC00DBU0gO0itEWGQEJCzJ/wzw2I2UTyt yQtM7exBLMIyIFnHVSF3oVxHJijWrJ8VAUvCvPwMNdTLU0u+0nNuCeYTGtr5QLE/ l20UmNYNvOUreKNlQGL2SqA3TL/FcW1dYHhvR9fwOgsfbpAE0nE68aTyQ4swGnBc w9VfECZLplh/jpf8cwO9x4/C72Nux3W0txDP2h0RpiJxwooUQ0zFhARP2VBIORuI 4kGz2Gv/LP/psJwIqVvtG42HQgqQ25BxRTf2balMEMvXc00Qu3nJM8iAaQARAQAB tCNaYW5pY2sgPHJldnphbmlja21kYXRsYXdAZ21haWwuY29tPokCVAQTAQgAPhYh BHC/nTOQWf4g3TUFMgvW0K7qvhaoBQJcgB1tAhsDBQkHhh+ABQsJCAcCBhUKCQgL AgQWAgMBAh4BAheAAAoJEAvW0K7qvhaobPsQAI03LT7blg6OPrqzoYKUlx2EZRvi lAk5Zl9XPL7Twcyw3RCfyWYxhbS/vMUtV2EiTvBerEmlxyKpYI01cwmlf4YQToi/ 3Oh+bsmutS6P1qpKQE9GTtxscG1RqU3+RDxDLIKbXX9pwLDi9qshk0eECTJ0bcA3 aZhJlIl2sl5BPnPrvl+sAzMrmZ/r/dzmJ8CcAfuDXWxOI6gsHXcW1Ew32dyb26Gb Z5aURIRWwFXBAAA3EX5/yY+n5AnD+xgAIQP//g4Q/oPxkgdVerWMqgLab74NNIfc /u6DwBFC1HwU/Coe7OlVMDoBhWwWHVis4pwJreIHFyhYSzbsh6DwkJJYbqQvtcGM mN2XRLBMdA+jtbP6GDD/rdARU4UaszqBHHEs3A6CZC31CxL8JNWnGZAiKbVdphIB sQQDCnDauSPo04wEcUQA/VorztIFbn7YYhnIzHxGYO108mia04hd6PvUy4z6kM7d 8pyEeOSJO9iCf6olqBP03lOTWuOoq75J62AI6IBKs3fpsKTKCQBD/stv3goFXLfb g3X39uFVwCr+IOn/kx/Zih7R0yBo8lKBUwyNzW8taJsa8quqy7LUjTiWi02dtSX6 UBaD5H4IJF7+RcUy7hsz0Xx5dLEvB6w+2Xmzc3BrIQ4ya4uiWxaGgCcbkCvghJ31 fLlWHJnxFAcM7JrduQINBFyAHW0BEAC76aJqFmiDgx3xsSlyume3+K5OamGE8y47 Mp5Mk7detBVxUSG/A0ZqpGFSl6sJDG/1sThCWqSopFskUesVAeTJshNVmE2WNNW3 ebDd8mRlRSBca7OCsORa7vUv+aW6GRgJQkSAIYX+aPnqpD0locSsJiKP3DYGSfnX 1n6ih1LdokS7WKQHBCFuhRn6XrUN5hebJFX5H9HvI7BYfS7gsNluHLXHsivwmJ9d gXWgtOH7e/K4EYqALmLddtUCyiqIHI2JomX0Bsn3unj3eveVlvv5nnr00IZUKlSQ YCzIVjgmrE06l9dW9G8OTm/jZkKNVyOFRzL2maglc+lpcK64LkRqbDjNH5M72jLO wlxyVQbIJolhV/la7PUYZVu82CmkXXw4/iABo/LU6rsBPKKB8KUQo05nUGKpD8s3 s7zbQ4eUHM2IXJ4eHSv6zFqQczJXWcMThXtboOmy+Qn1itZAh49yrucuqw3O3n8v Vv07fdyWSud8QL3yVI3LkblIJz1WZHfHQ6iKmgfUFGjQLdRSY5F1b1ahSOHDCPQj wByGfc8o5Cs8xxfWZmXRZhFAF4E6Yew884lal9uQQEDOuvqePtKvNeyEWMGZn3ub 80KKRdeeHVK/7ZwarmFNpgQIq8wXYwuXuLUJEV9w6pzSFauEI8HDq9jqZ1eX66do lZ/oR/dsgQARAQABiQI8BBgBCAAmFiEEcL+dM5BZ/iDdNQUyC9bQruq+FqgFAlyA HW0CGwwFCQeGH4AACgkQC9bQruq+FqgMqxAAhEI9re1ovMhk9TT2al6tvm/TG4yq tYzlmcEH9qZRk6Xo3ZnF8ulMe0HRJkW6IS9Orw5nNKqzrhbEmKhuyu8WMmamDjXo LX42suaT2uXK3kYh/59HYsgx5JgQ6kbQ40klhKKKjLj3CtWewQBdP8YlP+rW2J2M LfgnZhrVmLY+qDkpk4vEDUpla2HMlUrAYZS1ElVLN/Vx3cN38ojicPZT6S3qXnXl UQaI0Z67KDrl6/R373i3n17WJnbAOxZY2oq+WIBtsXp/X7RNNGeBT4oB/ZO7oDjB fdDusCX7A8lXhXkSgoFVZ9ajEB+iz72Ep9m49JEx+tr67psPek6B4ENMgLqU4Qqd 5P72+bo7GNrEyHgX/gVQfQdt+h/GIIrFRqBmUza1EUrq0t+8ypMMktVLBzdEaloD LejAQehfk6K4ymAhEV2GWRa5jZu0BWFqS78femEEPpM2e/hqvVSxiVE042vP6bIS 2CvOUxG+veA7/cbW6a07LvRJTkE5OUgv3AHtYUAuUtSMKU1Xer6W9JNeK8prBIym T+S3Oy6qSIbag6seqCvrBVmITBhWJ4vMLuXFXKtufg8e8EHckrdc+8xpZEuebdnl hq1Kjjavr9q56meJa1kJ3ZAGVl1/+1/DvVvhPMmj3mQRvLoKyI9GZXWbjo1rh3JH NfS8qXuWoSxLjiI= =EiKd -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I once went on a New Year's Eve blind date with a girl from craigslist.
   This happened about 9 or 11 years ago but not 10 years ago.
   Anyways, she had to pick me up for the date because my license was suspended and it was her and I and her cousin and their date.
   I didn't know any of these people but I got along okay I guess.
   We went to 1 or 4 bars. I can't remember if I only went to 1 bar or 4 with her.
   I think it was probably 1 bar because this girl I was there on a blind craigslist date was FAT AS FUCK.
   It went okay and she was nice enough to not have sex with me which I really appreciate because I would still be suffering from the trauma of hitting that.
   I knew no one was going to believe me about how fat she was so before they dropped me off back home I slipped one of that fat girls hoodies into my shirt and took it as a trophy to show my friends the size of cow I went out with.
   To put it in perspective, her hoody fit on my buddy's refrigerator.

   
   "why'd you stab your eyes out with a fork, bee ree?"
   
   "trying to be honest about what we're doing here, now that i've seen you"
   
   
7. 2021-01-03 at 7:56 PM UTC

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   Branman65 Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Jeff I'm gay, so I dont have these straight people problems.

   
   That’s because you only care about getting a dick in your mouth and your ass at the same time while on meth