Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I felt pretty dysphoric during my trip that night and it's ongoing. It doesn't feel like clinical depression though, it's the kind that results from gaining perspective temporarily.
2018-05-01 at 5:07 PM UTC
in
ask lala
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I took my modafinil today and it always makes me hypergraphic.
2018-05-01 at 5:06 PM UTC
in
ask lala
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
You couldn't possibly ruin it beyond how ruined it already is. I need to get credit cards, Lala. Lots of them, with high limits and other people's names printed on the front. I need milk. None of that pasteurized garbage, the straight goddamn cream. Kitty loves the cream. I need a truck filled with diesel and a hundredweight wheel of cheese in the cargo. Don't give me any fucking Swiss, it's either American or I sue. You're going to drive me to the border. It's going to be a pleasant ride. We'll talk about justice in wartime.
2018-05-01 at 4:57 PM UTC
in
ask lala
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Furthermore, the plural is perhaps unnecessary. I have a cat.
Please help me commit fraud.
2018-05-01 at 4:57 PM UTC
in
ask lala
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I may have overstated by employing an entirely different noun. I meant to say "cats".
2018-05-01 at 4:55 PM UTC
in
Perverts GTFO
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Is there seriously a theist among them? I thought they mostly kept to certain corners of the internet. Then again, this wouldn't explain D4RGO. Where is that fellow, anyway?
2018-05-01 at 4:46 PM UTC
in
HTS kicked me out
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
You should go down there and shoot up, but shoot yourself with saline so that when Bill Krozby nods out you can give him a hotshot, post pics for us and then bounce.
2018-05-01 at 4:42 PM UTC
in
ask lala
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Wow, thanks Lala. My credit score went down six points while you were being pissy. I have kids to feed.
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
If you weren't a bitch in middle school it's because your parents already made you into a bitch for life. High school was a great time to be a bully, though.
2018-05-01 at 8:52 AM UTC
in
ask lala
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Lala, how can I raise my credit score without paying the fuckers back? I need to buy more shit, but I don't have any money.
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I agree that it doesn't sound hard. My family, however, was very upset when I told them I was accidentally running for public office. They seem to think it's more work than it really is. Their discouragement only makes me all the more determined, and we'll see who can't do what when I'm on the county payroll to the tune of $100k and still smoking DMT with an office full of people to help me steal from the taxpayer.
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Maybe if I contact his campaign and explain my situation, they'll be sympathetic.
Nah, I have a much better shot if I pledge fealty to Madigan, offer him my soul, and beg for some funding.
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
When I was 19 my sister had just gotten back from law school and had to study for the bar, so she had a lot of alcohol in the house. I stole a case of Razberitas from her stash and split it with my best friend. We spent a whole night getting wasted on this garbage drink in my car and it was so much sweeter knowing that I took it from her. It's become something of a tradition now for us to stock up on Razberitas and make a night of it, so you could say there's a sentimental value attached.
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I haven't, actually! I've been using my desktop vaporizer with the powder on top of a screen on top of some herbs and another screen. It works pretty well, but I don't think I could break through that way. My backup is a shitty improvised 1L water bottle bong with a good glass slider.
Not sure I'd trust myself to use it while driving, or any substance for that matter. I can have all the motor coordination in the world but it won't help me if my perceptions are changed radically.
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
So the Illinois Democrats released this gay video encouraging a leftist revolution, and at the end, they gave instructions about how to self-nominate for the general election in November. As it turns out, there's a Republican vying for treasurer in my county unopposed. I read a little about him in a local newspaper and he sounds like a fucking loser, so I submitted my name and laughed about it.
A few minutes later, I decided it'd be good to check out his website before the Madigan Machine calls me to offer their support and before I told them I have no experience in public office. His website was mistakenly made into an executable file, and it's not readable. What other aspects of his shitty campaign have been absolutely bungled? I have a very interesting name, so I'm a little worried about how this might turn out when we get to the ballot.
Now I'm starting to worry that I might get a job I'm supremely unqualified for. My plan as of now is to see how far I can make it before this becomes an issue. Will be updating as I learn more about my situation.