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Posts by Zanick

  1. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I felt pretty dysphoric during my trip that night and it's ongoing. It doesn't feel like clinical depression though, it's the kind that results from gaining perspective temporarily.
  2. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Yes. This is better: one or two lines.

    I was planning to simmer down before you said that but when somebody asks me to curtail my words I foam at the mouth and I shake violently and I grind my teeth and my hair falls out and my fingers start moving even faster. You have no idea what you just started. Now I'm going to be like this all day. It's exhausting.


    Originally posted by ohfralala You need credit to feed your cat animal products but you don’t eat them? See this is a fine example of why you should never go vegan.

    I will drive you to the border though. Ride or die.

    Not just for Kitty, the credit cards are also going to fund my use of hallucinogens and buying into a number of carefully selected multi-level marketing startups. That's going to turn into real money, and money buys land. More importantly, bitcoin can buy children to tend my land.
  3. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I took my modafinil today and it always makes me hypergraphic.
  4. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    You couldn't possibly ruin it beyond how ruined it already is. I need to get credit cards, Lala. Lots of them, with high limits and other people's names printed on the front. I need milk. None of that pasteurized garbage, the straight goddamn cream. Kitty loves the cream. I need a truck filled with diesel and a hundredweight wheel of cheese in the cargo. Don't give me any fucking Swiss, it's either American or I sue. You're going to drive me to the border. It's going to be a pleasant ride. We'll talk about justice in wartime.
  5. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Furthermore, the plural is perhaps unnecessary. I have a cat.

    Please help me commit fraud.
  6. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I may have overstated by employing an entirely different noun. I meant to say "cats".
  7. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Is there seriously a theist among them? I thought they mostly kept to certain corners of the internet. Then again, this wouldn't explain D4RGO. Where is that fellow, anyway?
  8. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby mr happy wouldn't do that, he's been my friend for awhile now

    Yeah, that's why it'd work.
  9. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by ohfralala You’re gonna have to fake your own death

    I never back down, these sons-of-bitches aren't getting a penny. Still, I can sense that this financial struggle is hurting my kids. They're spending more time at the dump, and less at the dinner table. I can live on foliage, but many of them are still nursing. I'm a single father, in a sense, so what would you have me do? I need a credit score increase so I can qualify for more credit cards and loans. Why won't you help me feed my kids, Lala?
  10. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    You should go down there and shoot up, but shoot yourself with saline so that when Bill Krozby nods out you can give him a hotshot, post pics for us and then bounce.
  11. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Wow, thanks Lala. My credit score went down six points while you were being pissy. I have kids to feed.
  12. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    What did you do?
  13. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    If you weren't a bitch in middle school it's because your parents already made you into a bitch for life. High school was a great time to be a bully, though.
  14. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Lala, how can I raise my credit score without paying the fuckers back? I need to buy more shit, but I don't have any money.
  15. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I agree that it doesn't sound hard. My family, however, was very upset when I told them I was accidentally running for public office. They seem to think it's more work than it really is. Their discouragement only makes me all the more determined, and we'll see who can't do what when I'm on the county payroll to the tune of $100k and still smoking DMT with an office full of people to help me steal from the taxpayer.
  16. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Maybe if I contact his campaign and explain my situation, they'll be sympathetic.

    Nah, I have a much better shot if I pledge fealty to Madigan, offer him my soul, and beg for some funding.
  17. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    When I was 19 my sister had just gotten back from law school and had to study for the bar, so she had a lot of alcohol in the house. I stole a case of Razberitas from her stash and split it with my best friend. We spent a whole night getting wasted on this garbage drink in my car and it was so much sweeter knowing that I took it from her. It's become something of a tradition now for us to stock up on Razberitas and make a night of it, so you could say there's a sentimental value attached.
  18. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I haven't, actually! I've been using my desktop vaporizer with the powder on top of a screen on top of some herbs and another screen. It works pretty well, but I don't think I could break through that way. My backup is a shitty improvised 1L water bottle bong with a good glass slider.

    Not sure I'd trust myself to use it while driving, or any substance for that matter. I can have all the motor coordination in the world but it won't help me if my perceptions are changed radically.
  19. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    So the Illinois Democrats released this gay video encouraging a leftist revolution, and at the end, they gave instructions about how to self-nominate for the general election in November. As it turns out, there's a Republican vying for treasurer in my county unopposed. I read a little about him in a local newspaper and he sounds like a fucking loser, so I submitted my name and laughed about it.

    A few minutes later, I decided it'd be good to check out his website before the Madigan Machine calls me to offer their support and before I told them I have no experience in public office. His website was mistakenly made into an executable file, and it's not readable. What other aspects of his shitty campaign have been absolutely bungled? I have a very interesting name, so I'm a little worried about how this might turn out when we get to the ballot.

    Now I'm starting to worry that I might get a job I'm supremely unqualified for. My plan as of now is to see how far I can make it before this becomes an issue. Will be updating as I learn more about my situation.
  20. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Nil That wasn't a statement for or against i just found it a bit amusing. that said to live is a despicable thing and you can't be with out being enmeshed in morally reprehensible systems or actions as a person. Unless you draw arbitrary lines about which classes of living things are worth less than you being around for a few more pointless days.

    Ah, I misunderstood, nigga. I've heard a few people make similar statements as an argument against the foundations of vegetarian ethics, which is the reason I misinterpreted your post. My bad. I have often struggled with the reality that my existence causes harm to other beings, so I totally get where you're coming from. It's difficult to reduce your negative impact in a highly commercialized world, and nigh-impossible to eliminate it completely. We just have to do what we can, and make peace with the fact that our being necessarily strains and harms other beings.

    Originally posted by ohfralala Well holla at me when you need a vienna sausage my brother.

    I wouldn't, but thank you!

    Originally posted by NARCassist you'll be alright zanick. just think of all those boring sad ass twats that would be in heaven anyway. and it would be every one of them, literally everybody there would be one of them kinds of people. at least down here its only like maybe 20% of the people i'll associate with and that's only for commercial reasons or family/societal commitments.



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    I'm of the opinion that everybody would be damned for at least a few things. That isn't to say we shouldn't make ourselves better, however.
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