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2018-05-01 at 4:57 PM UTC😃
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2018-05-01 at 4:57 PM UTCFurthermore, the plural is perhaps unnecessary. I have a cat.
Please help me commit fraud. -
2018-05-01 at 4:58 PM UTCZan you are so dramatic
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2018-05-01 at 4:58 PM UTCBut I will help
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2018-05-01 at 4:59 PM UTCBut I may ruin your life instead
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2018-05-01 at 5:06 PM UTCYou couldn't possibly ruin it beyond how ruined it already is. I need to get credit cards, Lala. Lots of them, with high limits and other people's names printed on the front. I need milk. None of that pasteurized garbage, the straight goddamn cream. Kitty loves the cream. I need a truck filled with diesel and a hundredweight wheel of cheese in the cargo. Don't give me any fucking Swiss, it's either American or I sue. You're going to drive me to the border. It's going to be a pleasant ride. We'll talk about justice in wartime.
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2018-05-01 at 5:07 PM UTCZanick you are very wordy. ☺
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2018-05-01 at 5:07 PM UTCI took my modafinil today and it always makes me hypergraphic.
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2018-05-01 at 5:09 PM UTC
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2018-05-01 at 5:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick You couldn't possibly ruin it beyond how ruined it already is. I need to get credit cards, Lala. Lots of them, with high limits and other people's names printed on the front. I need milk. None of that pasteurized garbage, the straight goddamn cream. Kitty loves the cream. I need a truck filled with diesel and a hundredweight wheel of cheese in the cargo. Don't give me any fucking Swiss, it's either American or I sue. You're going to drive me to the border. It's going to be a pleasant ride. We'll talk about justice in wartime.
You need credit to feed your cat animal products but you don’t eat them? See this is a fine example of why you should never go vegan.
I will drive you to the border though. Ride or die. -
2018-05-01 at 5:17 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-01 at 5:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by tee hee hee Yes. This is better: one or two lines.
I was planning to simmer down before you said that but when somebody asks me to curtail my words I foam at the mouth and I shake violently and I grind my teeth and my hair falls out and my fingers start moving even faster. You have no idea what you just started. Now I'm going to be like this all day. It's exhausting.
Originally posted by ohfralala You need credit to feed your cat animal products but you don’t eat them? See this is a fine example of why you should never go vegan.
I will drive you to the border though. Ride or die.
Not just for Kitty, the credit cards are also going to fund my use of hallucinogens and buying into a number of carefully selected multi-level marketing startups. That's going to turn into real money, and money buys land. More importantly, bitcoin can buy children to tend my land.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-01 at 5:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick I was planning to simmer down before you said that but when somebody asks me to curtail my words I foam at the mouth and I shake violently and I grind my teeth and my hair falls out and my fingers start moving even faster. You have no idea what you just started. Now I'm going to be like this all day. It's exhausting.
Not just for Kitty, the credit cards are also going to fund my use of hallucinogens and buying into a number of carefully selected multi-level marketing startups. That's going to turn into real money, and money buys land. More importantly, bitcoin can buy children to tend my land.
Ok but what am I going to get out of all of this? Bc my name isn’t Karen and I know you won’t fucking love me. So come up with a plan. -
2018-05-01 at 5:22 PM UTCYa'll are cracking me up over here!
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2018-05-01 at 5:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by ohfralala Ok but what am I going to get out of all of this? Bc my name isn’t Karen and I know you won’t fucking love me. So come up with a plan.
Lala, if I miscommunicated my intentions, I sincerely apologize. I think you're a nice person, but what I really need is an amoral traveling companion who does what I tell them and doesn't ask questions. It might help for you to think of this arrangement like Doctor Who, except if he were involved in human trafficking. My heart belongs forever to Karen. Karen is the only being in the universe. We are all figments in her shadow and when she moves out of the light, we will disappear. -
2018-05-01 at 5:30 PM UTC
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2018-05-01 at 5:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick Lala, if I miscommunicated my intentions, I sincerely apologize. I think you're a nice person, but what I really need is an amoral traveling companion who does what I tell them and doesn't ask questions. It might help for you to think of this arrangement like Doctor Who, except if he were involved in human trafficking. My heart belongs forever to Karen. Karen is the only being in the universe. We are all figments in her shadow and when she moves out of the light, we will disappear.
Yeah no shit that’s why I said what I said. Figure out a way to repay me and then we can talk. -
2018-05-01 at 5:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by ohfralala Yeah no shit that’s why I said what I said. Figure out a way to repay me and then we can talk.
Okay, I can get you in on the ground level of an organization that's about to blow sky high, but you have to PM me your credit card details within the next fifteen minutes, because I seriously can't promise the offer will still be there after that so you need to act NOW! -
2018-05-01 at 5:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick Okay, I can get you in on the ground level of an organization that's about to blow sky high, but you have to PM me your credit card details within the next fifteen minutes, because I seriously can't promise the offer will still be there after that so you need to act NOW!
Lol fuck you Zan you Nigerian prince wannabe -
2018-05-01 at 6:02 PM UTCThe best music, the real one, were 60s and 70s. Fullstop!
