2018-04-30 at 9:39 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
So the Illinois Democrats released this gay video encouraging a leftist revolution, and at the end, they gave instructions about how to self-nominate for the general election in November. As it turns out, there's a Republican vying for treasurer in my county unopposed. I read a little about him in a local newspaper and he sounds like a fucking loser, so I submitted my name and laughed about it.
A few minutes later, I decided it'd be good to check out his website before the Madigan Machine calls me to offer their support and before I told them I have no experience in public office. His website was mistakenly made into an executable file, and it's not readable. What other aspects of his shitty campaign have been absolutely bungled? I have a very interesting name, so I'm a little worried about how this might turn out when we get to the ballot.
Now I'm starting to worry that I might get a job I'm supremely unqualified for. My plan as of now is to see how far I can make it before this becomes an issue. Will be updating as I learn more about my situation.
2018-05-01 at 8:39 AM UTC
This is exactly how Trump got in.
2018-05-01 at 8:46 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Maybe if I contact his campaign and explain my situation, they'll be sympathetic.
Nah, I have a much better shot if I pledge fealty to Madigan, offer him my soul, and beg for some funding.
2018-05-01 at 8:49 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I agree that it doesn't sound hard. My family, however, was very upset when I told them I was accidentally running for public office. They seem to think it's more work than it really is. Their discouragement only makes me all the more determined, and we'll see who can't do what when I'm on the county payroll to the tune of $100k and still smoking DMT with an office full of people to help me steal from the taxpayer.
