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2018-05-03 at 12:51 AM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?
Originally posted by NARCassist will you be my lawyer zanick? you're good with words. i need you to be like tom cruises lawyer in a few good men tho. go to the mirror and practice saying 'i want the truth'. it'll blow them away in that courtroom.
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Thank you, I am currently a practicing lawyer and I've never lost a case. Forward all of your tax documents to the firm I started at RevZanickMDatLaw@gmail.com so that I can get a team of interns to look at it 24/7 until we come up with a hit-em-once-and-get-a-payout strategy. We're going to sue the shit out of everybody involved in this felonious debacle: that means mmQ, POLECAT, Lala, HTS, LSD and obviously Lanny are all going to be on the chopping block before long for defamation and interfering with commerce. This is going to be the easiest case I've ever prosecuted.
Are you looking forward to being rich, Narc? I know I am. -
2018-05-03 at 12:46 AM UTC in What are your primary motivations in life?
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2018-05-03 at 12:40 AM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?Guys, this is technically interfering with commerce, which is a crime. Narc should sue you all.
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2018-05-03 at 12:36 AM UTC in What are your primary motivations in life?
Originally posted by ohfralala Can I just shoot somebody for you? Seems much less complicated.
No, that would be too obvious. I need my cat to be the gunwoman. She needs to be able to protect herself if necessary. Not from mice or other cats, I just can't go into too much detail regarding the 'whom'. I need a cat that can be held and fired by a gun, and I love getting these kinds of things delivered by FedEx. You probably know the feeling, when the truck stops and the little guy walks up with the package, pats you on the head and feeds you a treat from his hand. I love FedEx. It's part of the revenge, I promise. -
2018-05-03 at 12:27 AM UTC in What are your primary motivations in life?I'm going to try smoking weed on a snowmobile here. It's Chicagoland so we'll see how far I get. If I get stopped, I'm telling them that it's okay, POLECAT gave me the green light.
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2018-05-03 at 12:25 AM UTC in Where have you gone, Karen?
Originally posted by Number13 Seriously though who the fuck is karen?
She was a very attractive saleswoman who tried to increase her business's online presence by harmlessly posting about their products here. During her short stay, we fell serendipitously in love, only to be cruelly severed from one another by a jealous Lanny from atop his throne on the mountain. Ever since then I've vowed to get her back and set right the injustice which saw her banished. -
2018-05-03 at 12:19 AM UTC in What are your primary motivations in life?
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2018-05-03 at 12:19 AM UTC in What are your primary motivations in life?
Originally posted by POLECAT weed snowmobiling and mushrooms
So is "weed snowmobiling" a really unsafe sport, or should I read this as a list of three different hobbies?
Originally posted by Juicebox Attempting to distract myself
That's a great idea, sometimes I dream of building a life for myself out of insignificant things to occupy my every moment right up to when I die, but I don't have the motivation to make that happen and I'm still really salty about my childhood. -
2018-05-03 at 12:16 AM UTC in people who demand trivial things be cleaned before being returnedYou should write "ERASE ME, CUNT" on the board that she's used to using and then record her reaction from across the library when she goes to use it.
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2018-05-03 at 12:14 AM UTC in Where have you gone, Karen?Would you mind telling me again? I haven't slept and my memory is lacking.
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2018-05-03 at 12:13 AM UTC in Where have you gone, Karen?Glad to know I'm not the only one who can't get in touch. She's an absentee matron of the universe, there's a lot going through her collective minds for the being time.
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2018-05-03 at 12:09 AM UTC in What are your primary motivations in life?
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2018-05-03 at 12:06 AM UTC in What are your primary motivations in life?1. Use substances until I feel whole
2. Revenge on my evil sister -
2018-05-02 at 9:39 PM UTC in What do you do in the morningsDude, you've been really lucid and conversational lately. I like the change. Keep doing what you're doing, because you seem to be getting along much better now.
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2018-05-02 at 9:37 PM UTC in What kind of primary Phone do you own
Originally posted by BeigeWarlock those are nice. good camera too, right? I just never been an Iphone person. I only had the 4 which Uber used to give us.. until I found out they were deducting 15 a week for the piece of shit. it wouldn't even make calls. ripoff
They have a great camera, but every model since has had a significantly better one still. I recommend getting one 100%, you won't regret it! That's bullshit about Uber, too. -
2018-05-02 at 8:46 PM UTC in ask lala
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2018-05-02 at 8:44 PM UTC in ask lala
Originally posted by ohfralala Well then somebody should be suckin your dick on the reg and telling you you’re pretty.
Do you want me to have a talk with Karen?
I don't believe in oral sex for men, I think it's dangerous and unfulfilling. Thank you for saying I'm pretty, though, I feel pretty today.
If you can get a hold of Karen, tell her that I'm failing as a Karen evangelist and beg her to forgive me. Don't tell her I'm a nice guy or any bullshit like that, tell her I'll cut something off of myself that I need if it pleases her. -
2018-05-02 at 8:42 PM UTC in sexually harassing women at workBill Krozby you really are asking to be fucked with. I'm not that kind of guy, but others are and you deserve it.
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2018-05-02 at 8:40 PM UTC in ask lala
Originally posted by ohfralala Bc it’s fun to toy with your little boy brains.
Unless, of course, you’re one of those emotionally mature types and then we are just out to prove a point all hopped up on hormones.
That’s what you assholes get for trying to oppress us.
The niggas and the bitches of this world WILL rise up.
I don't appreciate being a victim of hormones. You only need to ask me, I'll help you oppress the other men. I voted for Hillary and I'm pro-soy. -
2018-05-02 at 8:34 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Count_blah My girl broke her arm yesterday, gonna be out of work for like 6 weeks. If any of yall want to help out I can pm you the go fund me link
I honestly would but you could direct the whole fund into my bank account and I'd still have negative money. Really sorry to hear about what happened to her and what it means for your income, I hope things get better.
