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2018-05-03 at 4:30 AM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?I like the idea of a mock trial, it will give the defense a chance to see they’re screwed and maybe agree to a deal that favors my client before wasting everybody’s time in a courtroom. If not, they can rehearse sobbing on the stand as their freedoms are stripped from their naked bodies with acetone.
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2018-05-03 at 4:23 AM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?I’d start giving away any pets you’ll be missing if I were you. You probably won’t see them again with the sentence I’m expecting.
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2018-05-03 at 4:17 AM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?Oh, and DateHookup forums were shut down. One of them heard about NIS through Totseans and spread the word, now they're all here. I'm a big fan, personally, and I think they're becoming full-fledged niggas in no time at all. It's a very natural dynamic that we've found together.
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2018-05-03 at 4:13 AM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?
Originally posted by HampTheToker First, explain the case here, because I thought ohfralala was going to catch me up, but then nothing…
Maybe start with what's DH and why did we acquire it's members?
You don’t want Lala’s testimony, she has to save that for when she’s being immolated in an open court.
Basically what the public needs to know is that Lala, mmQ, LSD and their co-conspirators falsified allegations about my client in an effort to obstruct and defraud his perfectly legal business activities. These actions were particularly egregious because of the competitiveness of his field and because he has worked hard for years to maintain a relationship of trust and professionalism with his customers. As such, my firm is filing charges for libel and obstruction of commerce, and we will be seeking maximum penalties for the damage incurred upon his reputation. All of the defendants are going to pay up or get locked up. -
2018-05-03 at 3:55 AM UTC in Jacking off to a 14 year old girl
Originally posted by Fonaplats Why is this still getting replies?
Is this really the best post I have contributed?
FUCK MY LIFE
It doesn't matter if it represents you, Fonaplats. We don't get to choose which of our contributions are remembered, we only create them. The community makes them into legends worth telling. Embrace your success with pride. -
2018-05-03 at 3:52 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-05-03 at 3:50 AM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?
Originally posted by HampTheToker I always miss the good drama.
Instead, I get that fucked up real life drama.
Yall niggas suck.
Don’t worry, Hamp, I can litigate whomever. I’m sure there would be no problen getting you a subpoena. I’m very persistent with judges, as their office addresses are a matter of public record and they rarely look in their rearview windows driving home. -
2018-05-03 at 1:45 AM UTC in What are your primary motivations in life?I know, it's not that special. But there are many more minorities in this country, and I'm sure I can find time to solicit them all.
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2018-05-03 at 1:37 AM UTC in Where have you gone, Karen?I'm leaning towards yes, but I've never gotten into bed with a woman who didn't first try to make me buy something. It's become a foreplay essential.
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2018-05-03 at 1:34 AM UTC in What are your primary motivations in life?I wrote all the stuff about Obama being black, it was actually my idea to market him as a black candidate. Before I came along, he was collecting cans in a shopping cart on Michigan Avenue and performing oral sex in alleys for cocaine. I told him his father was a black person. He didn't believe me at first, and I later learned that this was because as a child, his mother had filled his head with stories of their happy white marriage before he came along. So you could say that I turned Obama's life around. Within a few months, he was inspired to go to law school and he brought me on as his lead speechwriter for his Senatorial campaign. He could really suck dick.
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2018-05-03 at 1:30 AM UTC in Where have you gone, Karen?
Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 https://m.nike.com/us/en_us/pw/new/me?ipp=48
Plus I'm president Karen… not just sales karen. I oversee the other Karen's.
I don't know, if you're the ÜberKaren you should really have a pitch for Nike. That was the first thing about her I was attracted to, and I don't even wear their shoes. -
2018-05-03 at 1:26 AM UTC in What are your primary motivations in life?
Originally posted by ohfralala Lmfao in all honesty Zan you should be writing scripts. That is one hell of an imagination you’ve got there.
Were you a drama nerd?
Thank you! I wasn't a drama nerd, I was a lonelier nerd than even that. I do a lot of academic writing, I'm writing a platform on a political campaign, and I submit poetry to lit magazines. When I finish my novel, everyone here will get a free copy. -
2018-05-03 at 1:22 AM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?You should each find your own lawyer. Expect the first round of subpoenas to reach your door at 5 AM tomorrow. This is going to be traumatic for you.
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2018-05-03 at 1:19 AM UTC in Where have you gone, Karen?I'm going to need some verification. What can you tell me about the latest Nikes?
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2018-05-03 at 1:18 AM UTC in What are your primary motivations in life?
Originally posted by ohfralala No you’re gonna get blamed. Just let me handle it.
That cat will never be disrespected again.
That's a load off my mind. I don't want to go to jail, my cat needs me. Whatever reimbursement you require in any currency, I'll pay it when the job is done.
You can find her at 3420 W 63rd St, Chicago, IL 60629, just go in with your eyes closed and hold your gun in the air with the safety on and proudly announce that you've come to murder the pig. She'll probably just get into the execution position, but you'll want to give her a minute to think about it before opening your eyes because she doesn't know yet whether she'd prefer to die that way or die running. -
2018-05-03 at 1:13 AM UTC in What are your primary motivations in life?
Originally posted by ohfralala Guys if I start reporting Bill Krozby’s posts will I get banned?
Not in here. Spurious Generalities, Half Baked and Bitch and Moan are all general forums with pretty loose rules. The other forums are where he can't do this, and he seems pretty aware of it. I usually just remind him that he's a rapist. -
2018-05-03 at 1:12 AM UTC in What are your primary motivations in life?
Originally posted by ohfralala ARE YOU MAD AT YOUR CAT OR YOUR SISTER?
Get some clarity and let’s reconvene.
I'm not mad at my sister, she's just evil, and I want my cat to kill her because the cat has just as much reason to want this as I do. That's why I need you to call my cat and threaten her so she decides it's a good idea to pick up a firearm. This way, the next time my sister makes a rude comment about her, she can just open fire right in the living room. The police would be baffled, but there's a more immediate goal at hand and I'm not really worried about the aftermath. -
2018-05-03 at 12:56 AM UTC in What are your primary motivations in life?
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2018-05-03 at 12:55 AM UTC in What are your primary motivations in life?Don't answer, it's a trap! He's going to do it regardless.
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2018-05-03 at 12:53 AM UTC in What are your primary motivations in life?
