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2018-05-04 at 6:02 AM UTC in I serioisly hate my life and everything about it...Says a total loser
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2018-05-04 at 6 AM UTC in Talking to my gf about having a kidIt really doesn't matter what I think. You're going to make a child with your idiot girlfriend and then you'll choke her or something and she'll leave you and you'll have another bastard you never get to see. If the kid is lucky, your girlfriend will marry someone decent and he/she will grow up with a fake dad instead of a rapist dad.
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2018-05-04 at 5:34 AM UTC in sexually harassing women at workA rare photo of Bill Krozby's diseased genitalia.
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2018-05-04 at 5:33 AM UTC in sexually harassing women at work
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2018-05-04 at 5:31 AM UTC in sexually harassing women at workAt least he's being honest about his intentions, now.
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2018-05-04 at 5:18 AM UTC in NARCassist v. NiggasIn.Space, first round of subpoenas: click to learn if you’re being sued
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2018-05-04 at 5:16 AM UTC in NARCassist v. NiggasIn.Space, first round of subpoenas: click to learn if you’re being sued
Originally posted by Nil I wonder if maritime law is applicable in space.
It's not. Space law is its own thing. I had a weekly seminar for a year of law school on exactly this subject because one of my professors used to be an astronaut. Right now, space power is brokered by very boring men. You don't want any part in that until the private sector programs really take off.
Here's a link with more info. Don't shitpost, or I'll amend the charges to include disruption of an official court proceeding.
https://www.americanbar.org/groups/young_lawyers/publications/the_101_201_practice_series/space_law_101_an_introduction_to_space_law.html -
2018-05-04 at 5:12 AM UTC in whats everyones asl1,000 years / transpersonal entity / surface of the shitty sun
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2018-05-04 at 5:06 AM UTC in NARCassist v. NiggasIn.Space, first round of subpoenas: click to learn if you’re being suedAs your attorney, I must advise that you refrain from engaging in sexual liaisons with the defense.
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2018-05-04 at 4:51 AM UTC in Finally met a woman willing to give me my 11 kids.I'm happy for you! What will you do if you get all daughters and some of them are disabled?
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2018-05-04 at 4:47 AM UTC in Fonaplats' Trying My Best to Keep it Together ThursdayLove you, Fona
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2018-05-04 at 4:41 AM UTC in NARCassist v. NiggasIn.Space, first round of subpoenas: click to learn if you’re being sued
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You're going to regret this. I hope you're prepared to cross-examine a vindictive prostitute (with a tight pussy, might I add).
Get ready to be demolished on the stand, because we have a witness who can blow the pants off your little conspiracy. Between all of the partners in my firm, we have more years of experience litigating punks like you than your state has even existed. You're going to be worth more negative money by a factor of one-hundred than your extended family's combined income for the last decade amounts to. You're going to be less than poor. You're going to be reduced to a single-celled organism. You'll try to sell your soul, and the pennies you get for it will ignite and smolder out of existence the moment they fall into your dirty, homeless, skeletal hand.
Originally posted by ohfralala Also, Zan just so you are aware I live close to New Orleans. I’ve contacted a voodoo priestess and asked her to summon Johhny Cochran’s spirit to possess my body.
I’m about to be a free nigga.
HEYOOOOOOOOOOO.
I had a professor in law school who made us spend a whole semester preparing counterarguments to Cochran. They went to undergrad together and apparently he was a loser. I hope you're excited about decades-old arguments from your obsolete loser attorney because I've literally been groomed for this shit. You're going to pay up just like LSD.
Originally posted by mmQ I didn't do anything wrong so I'll also be filing one of these counter-suits for defamation of MY character. You can make me an offer to drop my claim but if it's not in the 6-figure range please don't bother and pray you get a favorable judge.
THANKS.
mmQ, I'm really glad you considered our offer. These guys aren't worth your loyalty. You're going to like the results.
Originally posted by POLECAT I'm a sovereign Citizen and I do not recognize the court of another country nor am I obligated to follow its rules or laws so piece out motherfuckers
When Lanny gives us your IP address - which I'm sure he'll do as a responsible administrator who doesn't want any trouble - we will be seeking extradition.
Originally posted by HampTheToker If it pleases the crown, what business exactly do I have before this inquisition? I've missed so much. I'm a law abiding space nigga, so am I being subpoenaed as a character witness, an expert in defamation law, or what?
If I'm being called as an expert, then we need to discuss my fees.
You sounded like you felt left out when I was gathering information to draw up charges, so I decided to include you. Would you rather participate in the prosecution? My firm always has intern positions open. We can't pay you, but it's terrific experience if you're considering a career in the judicial system. -
2018-05-04 at 4:19 AM UTC in can u learn and get good at another languageYou might just be linguistically retarded. Unless you can go back to being three, you might be out of luck.
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2018-05-04 at 2:08 AM UTC in Nike always pushes the limits to create top of the line runner shoesI manage a franchise of a major shoe company in a large retail space out of Chicago. Lately, my high-paying customers will not shut up about the new Nike Air. They want pairs for their whole extended families, and I need to purchase in serious volume.
In the past, I worked with your saleswoman Karen, and we had a positive business relationship. That is a valuable thing, in this market. Can you please get me Karen? -
2018-05-04 at 1:58 AM UTC in A PANDORA present comes from the heartI’d love to buy several of these for the lady in my life, but I prefer working with sales staff with whom I’m already familiar. I worked with someone great last time. Could I possibly speak with her? I think her name was Karen. Actually, I’m certain of it. Get me Karen.
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2018-05-04 at 1:56 AM UTC in Discover a fairy tale world of shimmering crystalsYour sales pitch needs work, otherwise, I’d almost certainly buy your product. You know who had a great method? Karen.
Talk to your supervisor and tell him to put me in touch with Karen so that he can double his sales for the quarter. I am a high volume customer, so make it snappy. -
2018-05-04 at 1:36 AM UTC in NARCassist v. NiggasIn.Space, first round of subpoenas: click to learn if you’re being suedBumping to remind the defendants of their obligation to the court.
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2018-05-03 at 8:20 PM UTC in So has anybody else tried those nicotine salt vapes?I used to buy Vuse cartridges. They were actually very potent. It's still inferior in terms of cost and quality to a proper vaporizer, but they sell refills for these at the gas station right next to where I live, so it was very convenient.
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2018-05-03 at 8:16 PM UTC in NARCassist v. NiggasIn.Space, first round of subpoenas: click to learn if you’re being suedNo, it's strictly for the partners, although interns are allowed in as long as they're pouring champagne. My client would come but he's not in the country.
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2018-05-03 at 8:15 PM UTC in i got chewed out by my gf last night
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm a gentleman and I try to make people feel comfortable around me
kinda bullshit when you put your best foot forward and some retard that I don't even know trys to take me down.
And then we have the following:I called her a gross bitch and when she yawned I stuck two of my finger in her mouth and she threw up all over my hand and started bitching me out about how she was going to call the cops and I told her to go for it but she didn't.
I told her I will never hang out with her and I wont meet her mom on mothers day, then I told her I have a 5 year old daughter and I'm a felon for choking my gf.
