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  1. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ To a starving Ethiopian, KFC is like caviar and good champagne on a yacht.

    Then Popeye's probably feels like a blowjob
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  2. Originally posted by Twinkie the kid Police are there to enforce laws. Not play superman

    Believing that you deserve protection is entitled

    You are retarded, faggotty and also missed the point entirely while not even adequately rebutting the one you tried to:

    Police DO play Superman when they feel like it, which is when it's super easy for them to get away with shooting the shit out of a nigger specifically.

    They bitch out when it's important and some big dick shit is really required.

    The people mass slaughtering civilians are breaking more laws than that black guy by far, but pigs only feel like acting, "enforcing" and doing "Superman" shit in one of those situations, the one where it's absolutely not 100% necessary, even though it was expedient.

    This proves that Police are not there to enforce laws. Police are there to steal tax money, seize cash with civil forfeiture and kill civilians who violate the status quo and threaten elite financial interests. Preferably black civilians.
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  3. Originally posted by aldra

    This nigger severely needed to die but also all the black rights protestors are 100000% correct. In situations like this cops feel way too brave and resort to perforating a mother fucker immediately even when it's not anywhere near as necessary.z

    Whereas in situations that actually require difficult decisions to be made and pointed, precise application of extreme force, specially where white boys are involved, suddenly all the kid gloves come on and they allow maximum damage to be inflicted while pussyfooting around as hard as possible. Same with Uvalde.

    American cops are fucked. It's an institution that needs to be torn apart and rebuilt and guarantee nobody is willing to do that shit.
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  4. Mass killings are based
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  5. Every school should be given a tactical nuclear bomb to combat mass shooters.
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  6. Mass shootings are based, I love guns.
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  7. Never doing Superman shit, never crossing their predefined boundaries or overstepping their power, reporting other cops for breach of code and lapses in conduct... The US might be fixed!
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  8. KFC is a meme now, worst chicken in the game
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  9. Candyrein is good
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  10. Eating queso with guac chips
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  11. Jew Lie
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  12. Originally posted by Rape Monster What holiday

    Butt holiday
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  13. Originally posted by Bradley tell me more



    Originally posted by CandyRein Nooo ..you have much to offer the world…kill Vinny instead… consider it good works…

    Sometimes I get upset and frustrated and have suicidal thoughts and say stuff like this.

    It's not a healthy sign but I believe it's a reasonably healthy way to deal with those thoughts because inside my head it builds up like a painful zit charging up to pop.

    Typing it out or saying it loud kind of materializes it and makes me hear it or see it rather than thinking it. At that point I say it and it doesn't seem like the kind of thing I actually believe.

    It's more like an intrusive thought or almost like if I had a very very narrow band of Tourettes where my tic is saying "i should fucking kill myself" or soemthing.

    It's never because my life is particularly bad, I am very blessed, but I have moments of high depression where I feel like dealing with even a simple but tedious situation is too much effort. I think like "ugh I have to fold up 2 hampers of laundry... I should just kill myself." And then do the folding anyway.
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  14. More accurate title would be

    I suddenly feel the intense desire to have sex for the first time
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  15. Originally posted by Speedy Parker What do you think roe v wade is about…

    Wait, let me get the popcorn on…

    Abortion. Bam, answered.

    Did your popcorn have time to pop? What's your hilarious followup?
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  16. Originally posted by mmQ Yes I remember THE FAIR. we have one ever summer. It's a joke compared to when I was a kid but also it's designed for kids so that probably makes sense why it isn't fun anymore. It's just a bunch of middle-schoolers holding hands and parents with obnoxious small children.

    Maybe if it has some badass rollercoasters or whatever but they don't. I can go to ValleyFair near Minneapolis for that.

    Then of course there's the "food court" area which smells awesome but is retardedly expensive for a little sack of cheese curds or mile-long corn dogs and all that. Mini donuts are good but they're not that good.

    Our fair here has a grandstand which normally has races but its used for shitty concerts during the fair and that is basically the only reason to go, and even then it's rare. I think I've went twice in the last ten years, once when Bush played and once when Sevendust played.

    Showed up just early enough to walk through the chicken and hen barn which they have awards for every year and then a little petting zoo with llamas and lambs and stuff.

    More like THE UNFAIR
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  17. I don't see my banners much any more since I use AMOLED theme.
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  18. Yes I have 2 cats and they are great
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  19. She bench presses the vending machine
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  20. And the 3 buyers
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