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Originally posted by WellHung
not as simple as CandyRein
Shut up buttnut
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
I have diarrhea
Why don't we shit on each other's asses?
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2022-05-10 at 9:03 PM UTC
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
*sympathy quotes*
Even your sympathy doesn't matter to anyone.
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The truth is that at at he end of the day, John Sheen (widely credited as the inventor of sheen) never learnt how to manufacture a single sheen in his life. He inherited the polishing facilities that would eventually become his sheen workshops from his father, whose decades of involvement in the surface reflectivity industry had resulted in his business accumulating the finest shinemen in the business on the whole Eastern seaboard.
So it was that the John Sheen ended up in just the right place and the right time for his company to invent sheen, and for him to take credit for the work of countless artisans, craftsmen and scientists responsible in creating the technology upon which he so gleefully places his family name. Another tragedy of capitalism and the impact of generational wealth upon history.
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Originally posted by blaster master
Nah bro I've been being a good boy trying to go to work every morning at 5 and bed every night by 9.
Who are you, John Goodboy (inventor of being a good boy)?
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Suicide bomb her ass aloha snackbar
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Hit them with an unclear strike
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2022-05-10 at 6:47 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
I couldn't burger for another [pew pew pew PEWWWWW]
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Originally posted by WellHung
nigger
Who are you, John Shityourself (inventor of shitting yourself)?
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Those who live in glass houses live in a greenhouse, which is a house meant for plants and not people. Those people should find another, more opaque house to live in and then throw stones to their heart's content.
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Originally posted by WellHung
What have and haven't i touched, exactly?
No pussy for sure
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
its what i did with ur father last night
It was knot ham
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Originally posted by Meikai
Which leads one to ask: who is he, john gay (inventor of gay)?
Who are you, John Highlighterass (inventor of putting highlighters in your ass)?
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I raped her to death, she died due to rape to death
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More like nigger anal hoe
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Who are you John One Trick Pony?
You have me confused for someone else, you're thinking of Mr Juan Trickpony
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Originally posted by Meikai
congrats he's gonna countersue for patent violations
He has no legal right
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