Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
show us with this doll where does it hurts.
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Who are you, John Jingle (inventor of the keyring)?
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Who are you, John S. Cargo (inventor of snails)?
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Originally posted by Lodger Free
I'm too high, Man
Whattt?
-chong
Who are you, John Tummycanucks (inventor of quantum mechanics)?
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The truth is that at at he end of the day, John Corpse (widely credited as the inventor of corpses) never learnt how to manufacture a single corpse in his life. He inherited the mortuary facilities that would eventually become his corpse workshops from his father, whose decades of involvement in the human remains industry had resulted in his business accumulating the finest corpsemen on the whole Eastern seaboard.
So it was that the John Corpse ended up in just the right place and the right time for his company to invent corpses, and for him to take credit for the work of countless artisans, craftsmen and scientists responsible in creating the technology upon which he so gleefully places his family name. Another tragedy of capitalism and the impact of generational wealth upon history.
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Pissing a crystal clear urine with probably the purity of artesian mineral water that was just tapped and fished forth from the ground as a spring like glass.
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You're a beautiful person, I wish I had a shrink ray so I could put you in my breast pocket with normal human sized (giant for you) snacks and then we could be partners and you could have a tiny mic connected to a big speaker that makes you even louder than me and I would never talk and you would do all the talking, and we'd whisper off mic to each other when we needed to communicate so we seemed almost telepathically connected.
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Installing my dick in NVME slot
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Threading my penis pins into VGA cable
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Running over CIA niggers is based
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2022-05-12 at 3:05 PM UTC
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Cumming on the Bible
I tuck my boner into my Bible belt
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2022-05-12 at 2:51 PM UTC
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Cumming on the Bible
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2022-05-12 at 2:07 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by CandyRein
Got me a lil hump day treat .. life is sweeeet..💗
Word
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2022-05-12 at 2:07 PM UTC
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Cumming on the Bible
Originally posted by Rape Monster
i shit myself in church before
Based
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Making up weird jokes in an almost tourrtyes like fashion to distract myself from pain
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2022-05-11 at 4:34 AM UTC
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I like lazer biem
Don't you love laser beim
It is like having world's smallest, most subtle and precise gun and you can just shoot whatever you want whenever.
I like to point laser biim at random objects just cuz technically I'm zapping them, it's just not harmful.
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