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Thanked Posts by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

  1. He's much funnier than his little brother Pennyfool, whose comedy is mostly financial in nature
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  2. You are more cute than Doja Cat
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  3. Who are you, John Waters (inventor of water)?
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  4. Who are you John Buttcuddle (inventor of the buttcuddle)?
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  5. Loving Candy
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  6. Originally posted by Lodger Free I can make a human model in Poser Pro.

    sup?

    You should try to make a 2D model first or maybe a 1D model because you're not ready for 3D yet.
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  7. Originally posted by mmQ I am not sexually attracted to you; you're only 17 years and 364 days old. I'm not a chomo pervert.

    One day later…

    You are so fucking young hot tight sexy and fresh I wanna take you to PLOW TOWN, you adult, you.

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  8. Originally posted by Lodger Free Poop reciprocation cures mental ills?

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  9. What are you, John Yes (inventor of yes)?
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  10. Master of fighting cobras and other serpents and shit
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  11. Who are you, John Rape (inventor of rape)?
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  12. There was a black guy who was playing golf and some people started yelling "tiger woods!" At him and he started laughing and said "you racist fools, you think that just because I am black of skin and partaking in the sport of golf, I am Tiger Woods?" At this point a tiger came out of the woods adjacent to the golf course and ate him. Ironically if he had heeded their warning rather than assuming racism of them, that stupid nigger would have lived.
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  13. What if you were a superhero named John Selphukass and his only suoer power was to be able to fuck his own ass? As in he gains a limited form of time a space warping where a portal opens up in front of his dick and his ass and they are desynchronized by 1 second so when he thrusts in and out, the inward thrust is synchronized with his later backward thrust, which propels his ass into the inward thrust of his own cock a second earlier. This way he can fuck his own ass.
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  14. I want a pet duck. I want a dog. I want them to be friends. I want the duck to live outside, in a duck-house that is directly adjacent to my house but still outside. However the duck will be able to come and go as it pleases. I will probably install a ducky-door to allow the duck easy access. The dog can also use this door. It will lead to the yard, where my duck and my dog can be friends at any time.

    This is my new plan. I will throw so e cats into the equation at some point as well.
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  15. Damn Casper is straight up hoeing his way into upward mobility. You are a straight up gigolo my nigga.
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  16. Fuck you if you don't think CandyRein is very good.
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  17. All she does is be cute and blog about her life, I mean wtf is there to not like?
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  18. I'm going to move to Nashville TN and eat lots of hot chicken. I'm going to buy a house with land and live there forever. I will have 2 dogs in addition to my present 2 cats of fortune. I will also plant lots of vegetables and herbs and shit on my land. I will stay in TN for 5+ years. Then I will kill myself.
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  19. They call me John Bismillah because I always say Bismillah before I eat my food.
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  20. Join them and make them 1001 cannibals
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