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  1. Originally posted by aldra

    Buttapples, Randy
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  2. Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Who are you, John Fulfillment (Inventor of mints)

    Nah he was just the inventor of fully filling mints
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  3. How I'm happy for CandyRein having a happy relationship, fulfilling job, excellent work-life balance and the ability to be self fulfilled as an individual.
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  4. Originally posted by Bradley Candy we had fried chicken and gritz for dinner yesterday, I sat next to the most beautiful black girl who had the tightest braids I've ever seen, I told her I loved her hair and she said "really?" all shocked and we made small talk and she gave me her breast piece after eating a wing and sat with me talking until i finished my food (She only ate like half of what I did and then gave me the rest of the chicken)

    I didn't eat the skin on any of the pieces so she thinks I"m really really healthy, i told her I'm really not I'm just getting sober and she said she knows she's a counselor in the mental health building

    I also fucked with a black girl on the bus from chicago to memphis, I wish I could tell you I thought about you while I was hitting it but I didn't.

    Next time I will.

    Lol wot
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  5. Originally posted by Kafka I’m starving and nowhere is doing deliveries at this time, don’t want to get up, ran out of cigs, craving them and cuddles, head is fuzzy from hangover, reluctant to go to the shop in case he’s working today, regret at letting another day go by without going on an adventure and getting exercise, boredom, I don’t know what I want to do today, self conscious because of my fake tan, not ready for tomorrow, need a Thai massage but have to wait til Tuesday, tempted to drink vodka. I don’t really know what I’m doing it’s like life is making itself up, the next thing is making a computer game.

    Didn't read
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  6. Brytnxi is a QUAIEEN
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  7. He a nut brah
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  8. Originally posted by CandyRein Since the boss has been on vaca it’s been such a vibe up here lol

    Idk why she makes everyone so nervous.. she’s always been nice to me ….maybe it’s the flower .. administration is always asking what color flower im wearing today

    Then I point to it and they smile lol

    Lol. Perfect answer to a stupid fucking question I'd get annoyed of after the 2nd time.
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  9. Originally posted by Rape Monster I like to do a handstand and shove the noodles and boiling water in my ass then hold it in until it's cooked and shit it out into a bowl and eat it

    I saw that on Iron Chef Japan once
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  10. Favourite brands of instant ramen?

    Favourite way to cook instant ramen?

    Favourite additions for instant ramen jazz ups?

    I personally like Nongshim Shin Ramyun Black. I add a chicken stock cube to it, add some extra water and crack an egg into it. All cooked on the stove, in a pot of course.
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  11. Charles Entertainment Chuckles
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  12. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson vape juice and plastic…would you like some bread rolls with your carcinogens?

    Doesn't matter what the tank is made of. Juuls are too low temperature to break organic bonds.
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  13. I wanna squeeze some boobz
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  14. Horngry
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  15. Worth it, e ink display is the best way to read ebooks by far

    I have a kindle paperwhite and it's a great little device

    I used to be one of the fags who preferred paper books but really a kindle is so much lighter and easier to handle than most books and the other "benefits" are mostly just about me not initially being used to ebooks as much as paper books.
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  16. Horny yet happy
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  17. Future Man are you a future or are you a man
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  18. John Lunch
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  19. Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Don't call me nigger, Whitey

    Don't call me whitey, Nigger

    -Sly Stone

    Stfu schizard
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  20. Good, you should kill yourself.
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