What are you doing at the moment

1. 2022-07-05 at 2:26 AM UTC

   #31561
   WellHung Black Hole
   fucking a pig nigger whorebag.
2. 2022-07-05 at 2:41 AM UTC

   #31562
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Sudo Maybe you need to get taller ounces

   
   I was just buying a half from this dude I don't often utilize. He was drunk enough to where he weighed it as a quarter and I questioned it obviously saying I wanted a half and hes like yeah it is, a quarter would be 3.5gs and I chuckled and hoped he wasn't so drunk it was gonna weird and he was gonna get mad when I insisted that that's incorrect, and it's double what he's saying, but then he did one of those drunk momentary deep-in-thought realizations that 'oh yeah you're right' and then everything went back to normal and he also gave me a chocolate chip cookie for my good behavior.
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3. 2022-07-05 at 3:21 AM UTC

   #31563
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I was just buying a half from this dude I don't often utilize. He was drunk enough to where he weighed it as a quarter and I questioned it obviously saying I wanted a half and hes like yeah it is, a quarter would be 3.5gs and I chuckled and hoped he wasn't so drunk it was gonna weird and he was gonna get mad when I insisted that that's incorrect, and it's double what he's saying, but then he did one of those drunk momentary deep-in-thought realizations that 'oh yeah you're right' and then everything went back to normal and he also gave me a chocolate chip cookie for my good behavior.

   
   In some scenarios (and possibly other dimensions), the drunk dealer dude gets shot before he can even get to the realization part.
4. 2022-07-05 at 3:32 AM UTC

   #31564
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   
   
   💗
5. 2022-07-05 at 4:06 AM UTC

   #31565
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   I just felt the last of my brain cells pack up and leave
6. 2022-07-05 at 4:08 AM UTC

   #31566
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   
7. 2022-07-05 at 4:13 AM UTC

   #31567
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   My legs may be short ... but I can run fast as hell lmao
8. 2022-07-05 at 4:15 AM UTC

   #31568
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
   No fireworks yet
   
   Legal or otherwise
9. 2022-07-05 at 4:24 AM UTC

   #31569
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Fast as a starving Ethiopian in a big hurry and headed to a free all-you-can-eat Kentucky Fried Chicken buffet.
10. 2022-07-05 at 4:33 AM UTC

    #31570
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Eww... Kentucky fried chicken is some white trash chit lmao..Popeyes or die gramps
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11. 2022-07-05 at 4:36 AM UTC

    #31571
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Ot
    
    Having a slice of red velvet cake and uploading some quality content to my channel...about to roll up and get my bubble bath going ..❤️
12. 2022-07-05 at 4:48 AM UTC

    #31572
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Hey, you're no spring chicken yourself.
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13. 2022-07-05 at 4:54 AM UTC

    #31573
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Yes I am...I'm springiest chicken actually...
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14. 2022-07-05 at 6:01 AM UTC

    #31574
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    KFC is a meme now, worst chicken in the game
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15. 2022-07-05 at 6:21 AM UTC

    #31575
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Popeyes pot pies is what's happening right now
16. 2022-07-05 at 10:15 AM UTC

    #31576
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    just made espresso for 4 other people and myself, then immediately made the same amount of espresso and just put it in a coffee mug for me to start my tuesday
17. 2022-07-05 at 10:15 AM UTC

    #31577
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Popeyes pot pies is what's happening right now

    
    are you ever not involved in some process of acquiring, eating, or delivering greasy, high sodium, processed food?
    
    Yet I notice it's never in manufacturing. I'd love to see you eat some spinach or a salad bro.
18. 2022-07-05 at 11:09 AM UTC

    #31578
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Poteyes pop pie
19. 2022-07-05 at 3:12 PM UTC

    #31579
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? KFC is a meme now, worst chicken in the game

    
    To a starving Ethiopian, KFC is like caviar and good champagne on a yacht.
20. 2022-07-05 at 3:28 PM UTC

    #31580
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ To a starving Ethiopian, KFC is like caviar

    
    not sure if racist