POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by Dirtbag
I don't know for most people but my piercings always close over no matter how long they've been in for. Maybe I keep unknowingly opening the wound or something. My ears aren't pierced because they kept closing over and I gave up.
Originally posted by Landy Pamm
I'm scared my sense of a large Happening Tomorrow or the 18th will be a Massive Quake. or very large one
if it happens, I sensed it. if it doesn't, eventually it will.
You little shit, you think you're some kind of earthquake psychic now? Get your head out of your ass and stop bothering me with your baseless fears. If you're so damn sure, why don't you go predict the lottery while you're at it, huh? Maybe you'll actually do something useful for once in your pitiful life. And if you're just fishing for reassurance, let me be crystal fucking clear: I don't give a flying fuck about your "sense" or your "large happening." Mother Nature's got her own timeline, and she's not giving out spoilers to the likes of you. Now, go sit in the corner and stop bothering me with your doomsday bullshit.
Originally posted by What_a_Kreep
One time a girl at work asked me to pray for her and I said, "no."
lolz.
You should have said, Mica oli bransg prgel napta ialpor ds brin efafafe P vonpho o l a ni od obza Sobca v pa ah chis tatan od tra nan balye a lar lusda so boln od chis hol q C no quo di cial v nal aldon mom caosgo ta las ollor gnay limlal Amma chiis Sobca madrid z chis ooanoan chiis auiny dril pi caosgin od od butmoni parm zum vi C nila Daziz e thamz a-childao od mirc ozol chis pi di a i Collal Vl ci nin a sobam v cim Bagle Iab baltoh chirlan par Niiso od ip ofafafe Bagle acosasb icorsca unig blior.
Things didn't go to plan. First this old man starting talking to me and I'd had vodka before I set out so I decided to entertain him. He must have been at least 70 but scooted closer to me and said I looked very put together a few times. He said he used to do clay pigeon shooting for the all ireland team. We talked about golf because I thought he looked like a golfer. Then we parted ways. Oh the Piercings, I couldn't find the place but got my exercise in running around for half an hour in platform heels. So the piercings didn't happen. Then I went to Forbidden Planet looking for Riverdale comics but got something better; The Game Master's Book of Instant Towns and Cities. Then I needed to chill out so went to Five Guys and drank cider there. Went to the bathroom and discovered I'd bled through a tampon, and there were no tampons in the women's bathroom! So I had to run around again, go buy tampons, go buy new undies and throw my favourite brandy melville ones in the trash. I thought about watching Nosferatu but had been in Victoria Square for so long and started to panic that I would never escape. After that I got a massage then went to the uni library because that's my idea of fun. I noticed there were no tampons in the women's bathrooms there either, not even a machine. They used to have free ones in boxes. I stayed there for about two hours. On the bus home I noticed this guy dressed like Jughead with the beanie and but a big ginger beard. Gingers are rare and he got off in my town so I might start stalking him.
It's just not fair. I've always had irregular periods but now I'm bleeding through the super tampons in an hour. It's crippling; It means there's nothing I can to control my period.
