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2017-07-05 at 11:06 PM UTC in This isn't funny anymore Lanny, we need an ignore functionyou don't need an ignore function to ignore somebody tho. just ignore them.
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2017-07-05 at 7:02 AM UTC in Speaking of reddit posts, I also want to share a post from reddit
Originally posted by mmQ Without reading anything of anything other than seeing a guy with aspy's wants to kill himself cuz he's not smart, my initial thought is whatever. He's not different than anyone else that wants to kill themselves for any reason.
Sure, he should GET SOME HELP.
The answer is suicide. It's the answer for EVERYONE that struggles with this stuff, regardless of what mental conditions or physical abnormalities are imposed on you. JUST DIE. So easy. Those who don't choose this EASY OPTION, NEARLY FREE, RECOMMENDED, GUARANTEED, need no longer complain anymore when the medicine is always sitting in front of them.
Suicide contemplaters are nothing more than average citizens. Fantasy life.
If you're not ready and willing to kill yourself, then shut the fuck up about wanting to do it (takes own advice). It's your easy solution so just fucking do it, or shut the fuck UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP.
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You know just as well as the rest of us that it's not that easy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-05 at 6:59 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSI think I'm finally going to be able to quit drinking soda!
I ordered a couple bottles of these: http://nootropicsdepot.com/caffeine-100mg-l-theanine-200mg-capsules/#PhotoSwipe1497355100470
And I've had few soda cravings, and those that I did have have been manageable.
It seems stupid but that is the addiction in my life that has been BY FAR the most difficult to kick, and is what I'd consider the only reason I'm overweight. I don't know why it's so hard for me to kick, probably because I've drank it for so long (since I was 11 or so, so about eleven years), but I think I'm finally going to be able to do it!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-05 at 6:57 AM UTC in Speaking of reddit posts, I also want to share a post from redditWithout reading anything of anything other than seeing a guy with aspy's wants to kill himself cuz he's not smart, my initial thought is whatever. He's not different than anyone else that wants to kill themselves for any reason.
Sure, he should GET SOME HELP.
The answer is suicide. It's the answer for EVERYONE that struggles with this stuff, regardless of what mental conditions or physical abnormalities are imposed on you. JUST DIE. So easy. Those who don't choose this EASY OPTION, NEARLY FREE, RECOMMENDED, GUARANTEED, need no longer complain anymore when the medicine is always sitting in front of them.
Suicide contemplaters are nothing more than average citizens. Fantasy life.
If you're not ready and willing to kill yourself, then shut the fuck up about wanting to do it (takes own advice). It's your easy solution so just fucking do it, or shut the fuck UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP.
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2017-07-05 at 6:53 AM UTC in Speaking of reddit posts, I also want to share a post from redditThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-05 at 4:47 AM UTC in Let's tell a storyRULES- You get five words to continue the story. 'Q' is not a word and Captain Falcon is banned from this game. I'll start.
Blue liserds are often known...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-04 at 11:56 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-04 at 3:31 PM UTC in Movies that suckThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-04 at 9:25 AM UTC in Girls are frighteningI'm perceiving you so hard right now broThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-03 at 1:34 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-03 at 7:36 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSIt was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her vagina, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder". V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-03 at 5:05 AM UTC in Name the 3 NiS posters that youtfw nobody said me
reststop, mmq, and sophie probably... risir, actor, dargo and aldra are good too
anyone who has a refined shitposting palate is a good poster in my bookThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-03 at 1:36 AM UTC in Name the 3 NiS posters that youThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-03 at 1:06 AM UTC in Name the 3 NiS posters that youIt had something to do with me being a total stud or something.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-02 at 7:30 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-02 at 5:52 AM UTC in Besides benzos, how can I cure anxiety?
My life'd be way better if my anxiety was just gone. it holds me back alot. I've got significant fear and stress all the time.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-02 at 1:16 AM UTC in Which poster do you miss the most?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-01 at 5:42 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: Magic-ScrawnsonThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-01 at 3:36 AM UTC in zhicken zed fuck offHE LOOK LYK DAT WHITEBOI PANNY I SEEN IN TC DA OTHA DAY NIGGA
BUT OWL WHITEBOIS B LOOKIN DA SAMEThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-01 at 1:36 AM UTC in totseans.comwhat the hell? We all talked about this before. You guys acted like you didn't know DFG and DFG says he was DFG (with an added extention) while he said Zoklet was DFG
So Angry is now saying what I said before DFG runs totsean
Even Vice.com did a story on them. this is brilliant. thanks for bringing this up. He also told me he lived in the Philippines.
source
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/bmjyda/the-rise-and-fall-of-zoklet-the-forum-of-bad-ideas
The long-running community of aspiring degenerates has disbanded.
SWIM plans is to suitcase the essential items in SWIMS butt. SWIM will carefully triple wrap the drugs, as well as using 2 condoms. SWIM is aware of the dangers of putting drugs in SWIMS ass.
It seems only natural that this post comes from a forum called "Bad Ideas," a database of discussions on ill-advised activities such as PayPal fraud, car-hopping and shoplifting. The author goes on to announce the subject's intention to smuggle an iPhone into prison by similar means, making use of the acronym "SWIM"–"Someone Who Isn't Me"–in an attempt to distance him or herself from the post.
Popular right around the time Jackass first debuted on TV screens, Bad Ideas was part of Zoklet.net, a forum dedicated to sharing unusual or difficult-to-find information. For years, Bad Ideas was its morbidly fascinating main draw, an online library of advice, stories and "lulzy bad ideas" for aspiring criminals.
This month, Zoklet finally closed its doors, with its owner, known as Zok, citing health concerns, mounting surveillance, and legal fees as the cause. "Over the years, I've been contacted and questioned by the FBI, secret service, local law enforcement, lawyers, and nosy reporters… It has not been a fruitful adventure," he wrote in a post. (This nosy reporter did try to approach Zok, but received no reply.)
Zoklet was heir to a series of websites which retained the same community over 20 years, starting in 1990 with the BBS file-sharing network NIRVANAnet, then later Totse (an acronym for the psychedelic "& the Temple of the Screaming Electron"), and after that Zoklet. Each site was founded on the tenet of freedom of information, but was doomed to collapse under the weight of its own controversy.
"Over the years, I've been contacted and questioned by the FBI, secret service, local law enforcement, lawyers, and nosy reporters."
When a 1993 article in the Contra Costa Times accused NIRVANAnet of "providing instructions on credit card fraud, money laundering, mail fraud, counterfeiting, drug smuggling, cable-TV theft, bomb-making and murder," its founder, the pseudonymous Jeff Hunter, defended it in a letter to the editor:
When you exchange messages with people on NIRVANANet(™), you do not know the age, gender, race, religious affiliation, political party, hair length, mode of dress, or sexual orientation of the person you are talking to… teenagers talk to grandparents, bikers talk with born-again Christians, and Socialists talk to Republicans. These people would never speak to one another if they met on the street, but because they can use computers, they freely exchange thoughts, ideas, dreams and hopes.
NIRVANAnet, Totse and Zoklet held common ideals, but their message was always ultimately drowned out by infighting and trolling. Through Zoklet's afterlife on Reddit ( /r/Zoklet is a no-man's land, but /r/Totse is thriving), I tracked down former moderator Dfg to find out more, along with long-term forum contributor DaGuru, who was apparently something of an antagonist as he was banned from Zoklet on and off for trolling.
"From 2009 to 2013 was the golden age of Zoklet," DaGuru said. "The site had probably been dying for the last two years. A lot of key members had been banned, or left, and almost all the conversation on Zoklet became stuff about Zoklet. Just drama."
Dfg spoke of dedicating years of his life to the forum: "Think of Zoklet as an addiction. Once you get you're just stuck... If I had spent that amount of time on something else I would quite frankly be swimming in moolah."
As Zoklet veered closer to crowdsourced car-crash reading, it drew enthusiastic new users but alienated the old ones.
Bad Ideas exemplified Zoklet's contradictory values: a sense of communal goodwill coupled with indifference to society as a whole. But the new recruits lured in by Bad Ideas took the site in a reckless direction.
Using the WayBack Machine, I scanned through questions about ID forgery, how high to price Adderall prescriptions for resale, and how to sell college essays online. Sometimes the advice issued is flippant ("Pawn all your mommies gold…"), other times it is scheming and ambitious.
The board's visitors claim to flashmob shops and forge casino chips, preying on corporate America. Anarchist insurrection never seems far off, with free speech pushed to its limits. An unruly update to Abbie Hoffman's 70s counterculture bible Steal This Book, Bad Ideas lends a devilish new dimension to life, as though its users have found a way to game reality.
Until you step back and realize you're reading a board called Bad Ideas. "You are a future inmate," writes one deadpan commenter, and they might very well be correct. In 2011, Texas student Lucas Henderson was sentenced to $900,000 in restitution payments for creating a 45-page manual titled "How to Make Coupons" and distributing fake coupons on Zoklet and 4chan.
Henderson's crime bore all the hallmarks of a standard Bad Idea: a DIY ethos and knowledge shared online, aimed at damaging corporations rather than independent shops. "Never steal from a mom & pop store" proclaim the rules of Zoklet's shoplifting thread. "This goes to the belief of sticking it to 'The Man.'"
"Try going to jail for some idiot who posted on your website."
As Zoklet veered closer to crowdsourced car-crash reading, it drew enthusiastic new users but alienated old ones. "Bad Ideas probably brought in most of the new members to Zoklet," DaGuru said. "Most of the content there would only be appealing to 14-year-olds and bums… things that the person asking either had no hope of achieving or just liked to imagine themselves doing." Dfg's comments corroborated this: "Thanks to Bad Ideas and other shady users, Zoklet got the wrong type of attention."
Henderson was tracked down by his IP address. Similar claims of bank heists and break-ins put Dfg in a difficult position as moderator. "You really don't have any decent options," he said. "Try going to jail for some idiot who posted on your website."
Eventually, Zoklet surfaced at a cultural crossroads, where forum culture gave way to social media, and the files and secrets shared on its threads became available to the internet at large. Bad Ideas, which had drawn new life and infamy to Zoklet, slowly began to destroy it with spam and trolling. "Forums like Totse and Zoklet can't survive for long," said Dfg. "It's just not sustainable. In the end free information killed forums."
The schisms and purges led to several new sites, including Totse.info, Totse2 and Totseans (still active, and of which Dfg is owner/admin). "It was a clusterfuck, to be honest," said Dfg. "The same users going around creating drama." New sites Sanctuary and LongLiveZoklet now compete to rally the community Zoklet left behind.
The final threads on Bad Ideas go from bravado to paranoia and sorrow, a forum in mourning for itself. Calls to "go out with a BANG" go unheeded, while one user asks, "Is there a lawyer in the house?" Another exchange calculates the time spent on Zoklet by its users was 27 years in total, asking "What do we name our, uh, child. Our digital man-baby?"
No one replies. And then:
"Zoklet joined the 27 Club."
"Omg you're right, I didn't think about that. Fucking epic. We went out like rockstars... Like the rockstars we'll never be."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
