2017-06-30 at 12:15 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Scrawny I
HOly fuck I have been so high from this 8ball since 2 weeks ago, almost smoked it all which is a personal record also I think this stuff is pure and cut free D-meth made from cold pills and phosphorus, I have not had or seen shit like this in years.
Compared to dirty street tech and d/l racemic p2p meth this stuff is the bloody vultures ripped muddy jeans man.
I got so high I forgot how basic things like energy and heat are combined in our fabric of reality, I have been smoking meth wrong for 7+ days now.. this has not happened to m,e in a LONG time,and it explains everything including this subtle psychosis that i've been fighting with overdoses and paranoid freakouts, bundy weed and beer since last payday.
I feel like I can calm down now because I remembered I know how to smoke meth, its easy. Meth bongs are cool. I was so high I thought you had to break up the shards into certain sized pieces or it would melt wrong because it was too dense and I went through 3 good pipes in 2 weeks smoking this 8ball that was supposed to last until the 4th of july… lololol.
How fucked am I.
I just melted down a massive chunk and did a classic puddle hit, I have no idea what I just spent an entire week obsessed with smoking these retarded hits over and over and over packing bowls in the most fucked way ever using a knife and magifying glass to cut the meth like a gemstone for ultimate optical purity and pyramid power karmatic chakra geometic fibbonaci chasing the dragon except I was lost in space chasing a space station moving at warp speed. I spent like 7 solid days chopping rocks convinced the surface area or some kind of supernatural force beyond my control was throwing off my hits (despite smoking more than I ever have ever in my entire life at once and OD'ing more times than I can count)
I was CONVINCED This stuff was cut with something funky and exotic like Bakelite or there some invisible residue of dust, melted human skin and hair, soot and meth precursors coating my pipe making normal hits impossible. I thought the gravity polarity switching might be throwing me off or maybe I was just getting it too hot or holding it wrong so I tried every combination of distance, heat, angles, position.
Turns out I am just really really high smoking tekdots in one hit like snaps from a bong and then I hold up this burnt mess of a pipe up to the light completely white opaque with melted shit and stare at the empty bowl brown and scorched from my binge and wonder in agony where the fuck my puddle is (YOU SMOKED IT RETARD!) I gave up on stem hits and grew to hate them days ago, my old mild abuse savior is now just like weed resin to me, more bullshit that interferes with my high.
I just want to smoke puddles but I am too high to smoke meth. I have been holding the pipe upside down, sideways, backwards, vertical doing all kinds of nonsense tricks. I think I set a world record for fiending
I actually figured it out, it was epsom salt lololol.
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2017-06-29 at 11:23 PM UTC
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ware kinkou post
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
You can think of ENTER as "The Man of a Thousand Faces". Rich Little has nothing on the guy.
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2017-06-29 at 9:57 PM UTC
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I don't know what that is but I'm sure its something gay.
METH ERRY DAY FUCK COGNITIVE BENEFITS I LIKE NEUROTOXIC ABUSE!!!!
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2017-06-29 at 9:56 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
sounds like a personal problem, chicken
My only problem is a complex math equation involving meth, triangles and money.
>:( this thread has put me in a bad mood now
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2017-06-29 at 9:07 PM UTC
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Fuck me like a husband
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2017-06-29 at 5:31 PM UTC
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Originally posted by 霍比特人
Reststop did you really write that? It was very well written.
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2017-06-29 at 5:17 PM UTC
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I haven't slept in a week and I eat very little, just tek all night and day but I do lay down for a few hours away from light and listen to CNN, drink my water. I have become super human Shoko Asahara
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weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by Totse 2001
Meanwhile back at Mom's house
i was confused i thought it was hts standing up at first
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i, uh, are you sure? would the pizza still be good if it shit all over your dick?
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Can''t really say I've had one besides being too drunk/sharded and it lasting way too long without any pay off. On the flip side being too young and inexperienced and it not lasting long enough. I bet that probably covers 80% of bad sexual experiences. The desired length of time not being copacetic with one party or both.
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Freakin' Loosas. Ya all Muff Cabbage, ya muff cabbage! Ya all got cabbage in ya muffs!!!!??!?!?!
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2017-06-26 at 9:02 PM UTC
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The 35 Edgiest Posters
I guess the next question is who is the most "Edging" poster here?
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2017-06-26 at 8:48 AM UTC
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The 35 Edgiest Posters
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Number 1 Public Aenema
Pepsi.
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick
they don't tend to jam 'motherfucker' in every phrase either
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Oh look. I think it might be Falco.
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Originally posted by Kolokol-1
Tianеptine wordenhancements to T-PAIN
well it didn't then
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GLAMOUR SELFIE
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2017-06-25 at 12:25 AM UTC
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Originally posted by gLAM gLAM
Does this collage actually exist anywhere? Is it gonna actually be made if not?
53 pages of mindless arguing lol
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malice is fucking retarded
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