Originally posted by Malice
I wonder if I could get free speech therapy. I'd love it if I was lucky enough to find a British expat and stated my case for why I want to develop a slight British accent. I enjoy feeling pompous and elitist, and your accent does strongly affect the perception of others, with the British accent by far having the strongest effect on the perception of intelligence and knowledge. Oh, and it's also bound to get you considerably more pussy, but I don't care about this.
Imagine if in the future voice/auditory technology was advanced enough that you could even select enhancements to alter audio to certain accents. If I had a child (Of course I would never do so.) I swear I would raise them to develop this.
Maybe I could find some sort of do it yourself course and consistently practice my enunciation. Taking valproic acid and NSI-189 concurrently would greatly accelerate the process.
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her vagina, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder". V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
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Not sure what did it, but sometime around 6PM, after taking a shower, the short lived depression I experienced suddenly reversed. Either a random fluctuation or the sublingual NSI-189 freebase I took in an attempt to attenuate my depressive symptoms worked wonderfully. Woke up early with a surge of thoughts/ideas, also began experiencing postural hypotension again from Nardil.
I hope this lasts, I had a serious concern that Nardil had lost its effectiveness, which is something that can suddenly occur, for unknown reasons (Allegedly. I haven't researched it.), to many drugs, particularly antidepressants.
If this had occurred I would have pretty much been fucked and knew that eventually I would have to seriously consider suicide once again.
Originally posted by Malice
Not sure what did it, but sometime around 6PM, after taking a shower, the short lived depression I experienced suddenly reversed. Either a random fluctuation or the sublingual NSI-189 freebase I took in an attempt to attenuate my depressive symptoms worked wonderfully. Woke up early with a surge of thoughts/ideas, also began experiencing postural hypotension again from Nardil.
I hope this lasts, I had a serious concern that Nardil had lost its effectiveness, which is something that can suddenly occur, for unknown reasons (Allegedly. I haven't researched it.), to many drugs, particularly antidepressants.
If this had occurred I would have pretty much been fucked and knew that eventually I would have to seriously consider suicide once again.
Nigga, I just put a little doubt into you. You know it. Don't even...
No drug is the answer. It's all on you. Those compounds are just tools to use. I know you will go back to school, that's good. You can't rely on a substance to keep you happy, though. The brain and mind are sadly way more complex than organs are. You can't compare them to the pancreas or liver or testicles.
You seemed a million times happier when you came back from the ER and had finally taken the first step. You were on drugs then and before that and now, as well. It doesn't fucking matter. It matters what YOU do with it.
Life will throw a whole lot of shit at you now that you engange in it. You can't simply rely on a drug. You must also rely on yourself.
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
When someone doesn't finish their degree, there's probably a reason for that, and it usually points to incompetence.
I just quit my job and tossed my entire career out of the window.
Originally posted by RestStop
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her vagina, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder". V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
there's no sonic boom until around 750mph. don't ask how I know.
