Posts by Kek

2016-03-15 at 6:03 AM UTC in A song for Bill Krozby

Kek Houston

[greentext]>Not respecting women[/greentext]
[greentext]>Being too afraid of feelings to get anything other than a 13 year old asian sweatshop girl[/greentext]

Low value values buddy.

2016-03-15 at 5:55 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?

Kek Houston

[greentext]>implying[/greentext]
[greentext]>implications[/greentext]
[greentext]>projected implications[/greentext]
[greentext]>assumptions[/greentext]
[greentext]>persuasions[/greentext]

I fucking love this forum.

2016-03-15 at 5:55 AM UTC in A song for Bill Krozby

Kek Houston

Imagine how many thanks you'd get if you posted a pic of your sleeping GF

That would literally break the Law of Poster Value. I cant do something so irresponsible as I am acclimating to the new powers being a 3 gives you. Fucking 9's and 11's in this thread just wouldnt understand.

Also I respect her and taking a picture and posting it on the most degenerate forum on the web would be quite unright.

2016-03-15 at 4:42 AM UTC in A song for Bill Krozby

Kek Houston

Did you even listen to it? It's so good.

No I just assumed it would be sploo tier vocaroo shit. I read the lyrics and it actually looks good. Ill give it a listen once the girlfriend goes to bed.

Capn Fagon, you know im just shitting on you right?

2016-03-15 at 4:36 AM UTC in What character from its always sunny would you be?

Kek Houston

I would probably be Rembrant or Jekka

2016-03-15 at 4:34 AM UTC in A song for Bill Krozby

Kek Houston

[Low value content removed]

Start being 22 jesus fucking christ.

2016-03-15 at 4:32 AM UTC in A song for Bill Krozby

Kek Houston

[greentext]>commissions an artist to make a song[/greentext]
[greentext]>uploads it to vocaroo[/greentext]

Yup. We believe you. Totally and fully.

2016-03-15 at 4:24 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?

Kek Houston

cringe hanson

Terrible insult. Low value, low energy.

is basically what happens when you put a basic bitch

Again terrible low value insult. Zero energy guy right here.

in a basic room

Another terribly low value insult

with a basic acer

Such a bad insult that neither terrible nor low value doesnt even describe it

for a year because nobody wants to play with them.

Objectively projecting. Terrible insult. Its also quite cute that you still want to "play"

Your cringe to post ratio is at best 1.2.

This objectively does not matter since my poster value is higher than yours.

You are not intelligent at all,

This is objectively false. Since I am such a high value poster it follows that I have a high value intelligence.

you just spend a lot of time by yourself.

Again objectively false.

Also, 1:1 isn't perfect thanks/post symbiosis because multiple people can thank the same post.

This is correct but its still retarded.

You are dumb,

Another low value insult

boring

low

and awkward

value

so might as well call you vizier 2.0

insult

2016-03-15 at 3:35 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?

Kek Houston

Are you saying that your formula is inherently flawed? You have yet to demonstrate that posts per day has anything to do with poster value and it is completely disregarded in the forumla. Further I have demonstrated that I have a higher poster value than everyone in this thread, that I proved that your "timeless Î´" is a false representation, then I proved that True Timeless Î´ is an accurate representation and that analysis of your accounts and post history show a high forum codependency. I will be ready to RIP any of the (quite obvious and badly constructed) low value fallacies you choose to retort with.

2016-03-15 at 3:28 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?

Kek Houston

Did you take into account posts per day?

Posts per day objectively doesnt matter according to the Law of Thanks Post Ratio as established by op. Stop trying make such low value excuses for your low value life.

2016-03-15 at 3:13 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?

Kek Houston

[greentext]>doesnt realize that meme arrows are literally a function of this site[/greentext]
[greentext]>thinks zoklet was worth anything[/greentext]
[greentext]>literally named yum with a poster value of 10.2[/greentext]

wew lad.

2016-03-15 at 2:47 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?

Kek Houston

[greentext]>zoklet[/greentext]
[greentext]>niggasin.space[/greentext]

Which site are we on again?

2016-03-15 at 1:15 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?

Kek Houston

Even in that case 2 retrospective thanks over more than 600 posts is pretty fucking lame bro. Gotta make more high value posts if you wanna keep up with posters like me.

2016-03-15 at 1:03 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?

Kek Houston

How can boobyverse be pre thanks if you have 2? Stop trying to worm your way out of this. Also when you go to bed objectively has no effect on your forum codependency especially since I posted it at like noon today. I objectively proved you have a lower post value and have a higher forum codependency (as demonstrated by your extreme post count on both accounts) and you literally cant even handle it.

Kekin @ ur low value life.

2016-03-15 at 12:40 AM UTC in Nig Ops I Nigs@Nite Edition

Kek Houston

Not bad but not eventful. Checked out some areas in my vicinity that I was unfamiliar with. Found this unmarked building with a bunch of wooden trusses and shit.

My apartment is in an industrial complex that has a fuckton of shit to explore. There is this rubble hill I want to check out sometime.

If you guys dont night op feel free to make this a general urbex thread. I did a lot of exploring drainage tunnels in my teens and checked out a couple abandonments so its definitely up the ally. Night ops is basically urbex at night anyway.

2016-03-15 at 12:26 AM UTC in Did you ever steal anything from your high school?

Kek Houston

Autism.

I stole some asian girl's humanity by threatening to kill her then stabbing her with a pencil. She gave me lots of candy. Lots of candy.

Low value as fuck m8

2016-03-15 at 12:10 AM UTC in If you had to clean a turd from a bathroom sink how would you do so?

Kek Houston

30% sulfuric and lye

[greentext]>Mixing strong acids and heavy bases[/greentext]

Maybe if you want an out of control exothermic reaction that outputs chloramine gas. Enjoy that darwin award. I hope to god you dont actually give people chemistry advice like you claim to do.

2016-03-15 at 12:05 AM UTC in Did you ever steal anything from your high school?

Kek Houston

I stole a good number of poptarts and snacks from the cafeteria (we called it the commons). In freshmen year when jackass was at its height me and some friends planned to steal a device from the physics department. It was something that put voltage through some leads. The plan was to attach it to some nipples and other body parts, film it and enjoy the ensuing keks. During the heist my lookout fucked up and the teacher came in. Luckily I am a fucking baller and he didnt realize I was trying to steal a 15lb device worth over $1000 and I was able to direct him to another part of the room by asking him "homework questions". I also stole hella text books. I still have a geometry, alg 1, american lit, chemistry, Cambridge Latin 1 and 2 and a copy of Wheelocks Latin, psycology and sociology text books. I peruse them from time to time and am glad I kept them.

Other than that I didnt steal much other than information. In high school I was at the height of my computer science ability and would infiltrate the network. I mapped that shit out, found their weak points and generally fucked with the network.

This isnt a stealing story but one time I had an assignment due but I didnt do it because fuck that shit. So what I did was take goatse.jpg and changed the name to something like AMLit Paper.doc. My teacher tried opening it and it said the file was corrupted. Best thing was she sent it to the fucking tech dept who couldnt figure it out either. In the time it took her to actually talk to me about it I finished the assignment and got an A. Maximum keks were had. Funny thing is I had an internship with the tech dept after senior year. Biggest bunch of fucking wads I ever met. These faggots didnt know shit and literally googled how to solve their tech problems. I asked them a very basic question about linux as a media server and they were like "I dont think that is possible". When I looked into it later it was not only possible but there was a distro fitting my exact need. High School IT deptartments are the fucking worst. Literally made me change my desire to study programming and shit to something I thought of as worth while. Nice thing is they were switching out servers for a new one so I got a used server to play around with among other tech shit they were replacing. I wish I stole one of the Lenovos. They had just got some damn nice ones that I would have really enjoyed.

2016-03-14 at 9:44 PM UTC in If you had to clean a turd from a bathroom sink how would you do so?

Kek Houston

Probably a little gardening shovel or something.

2016-03-14 at 8:33 PM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?

Kek Houston

But as the op says it is in direct correlation with poster value. Post quality means nothing. Poster value means everything and I have the most value on this site objectively.

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