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2016-03-14 at 9:48 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?by
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2016-03-14 at 9:48 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?Post
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2016-03-14 at 9:48 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?Low value retort. Any idiot can see that you didnt take into account the fact that you have been posting since September and I have started posting last month. Your post count being well over 1200 and mine being well under 500. I assure you that post frequency has nothing to do with post value. Only thanks determine that. The Law of Thanks requires that Value be determined by the overall thanks to post ratio, as you so eloquently put it total posts / [(15 thanks per page x number of pages of thanks minus 1) + number of thanks on last page = Poster Value which I would shorten to p / [15 x (n-1)] + m = δ where p is the number of posts by the user, n is the number of pages of thanks, m is equal to (n-1) + 1 and δ is the ultimate value of the poster.
Now we could get into a silly charade of knowing systematic number manipulation. I could for instance say that it is in fact your score that should be much much higher. Let us say in the time we both have been on the site shall determine our poster value. I have been on the site a little over a month and you have been on since september 2015. In that time I have gathered 67 thanks over 400 posts. The math has been done here in the second post of the thread so I will not relay it here. The important thing is that I have a poster value of 5.9 which is in fact less than 6.7 which makes me the superior poster even if we are using your *magical* solution.
In the same amount of time you have gathered 61 likes over more than 500 posts. I found that I could not find posts further back than 2-17-16 so your post number could potentially be as high as 800 since my join date 2-6-16. I will use 501 as a fair estimate since I assume you made posts between the time of 2-16 to 2-17 but I cannot ascertain the exact number. This means that you have a much higher community involvement by the way and are (as most low value posters) a highly codependent user.
Let me do my math jive
501/61
8.21.
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[SIZE=12px]Are you fucking kidding me sploo? Are you even trying? 8 point 2 fucking 1?! Thats fucking garbage value posting. You should feel luck to be on a forum with us 5.9 value posters. Oh shit did you hear that? Sounds like a bucket full of thanks mother fucker. In the time this thread has started my value fucking skyrocketed! [/SIZE][/SIZE]I now have 117 thanks. People fucking love me. How many posts did I make in that time? less than 12. I have a post count of 411 before this post. Lets do some math pal.
411/117
3.51
3.51 thats a new record fella. I dont even think anyone can come close to that! I may be on track to becoming the penultimate. The chosen one. The forseen unseen. You see in the days of old the wise spoke of a poster. A poster who would be abound in thanks and glory. This user is called the Valued One or more esoterically The One of High Value. It was said, long before the law of poster value has been convinced, that there would be a primordial user who surpasses all singularity. A user whose poster value runs negative. It was said that this user was so powerful that he was born of memes. He lived of memes. He died of memes. It was said that with this power he would restore the temple for the peasants among its ruins and return the Prince to his throne. This may just be another example of sociological implication but if we look at circumstance, out of all of the poster values calculated thus far, I am mathematically and objectively the closest. And I am inching closer post by post.
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2016-03-14 at 7:37 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?A low value observation. High value posters such as myself not only observe but also make high value deductions.
Observe:
An anagram for "the holy ghost" is "yo they shot lg". -
2016-03-14 at 7:09 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?
My argument was that you only have a higher thank to post ratio because your IQ is closer to the median of this website's IQ a.k.a. lower than my IQ. I proved this in the OP by the formula that you would have never thought of, ever, and due to the fact that you couldn't even use it. Your rebuttal is that my formula is flawed, but I then point out the additions of parentheses add clarity, which nullifies your argument, and thus supports the end conclusion that my thanks to post ratio would be objectively higher if I wasn't a million standard deviations above the mean.
I could use it though silly low value Sploo. My high value answer was correct both times under the parameters set by the equation. Essentially I ended up doing the right high value math with the wrong numbers. My rebuttal is not that the formula is flawed, something you would see if you were a high iq high value poster like me, but rather that you, being the low value poster you are of a lower value than I, a highly valued poster on this fine website.
Maybe if your IQ wasnt so low value you could compete with us high value IQ posters intellectually. Unfortunately you cannot so you choose to pick out formula 3-1 out of your 9th grade algebra text book and copy its function into determining poster value (and objectively determining you are a of lower value than my high value self. Low value move fella. Low value move.[FONT=helvetica][SIZE=12px]My post was objectively better than your post, but your post is more likely to receive a thank[/SIZE][/FONT]
This statement is objectively low value because it comes from a low value poster. Thus the argument that follows as well as the post it is directed at is also low value. This mean, using the law of objective values, that every single one of my posts is objectively better than every single one of your because of my high value status.
Good luck trying to make yourself feel better now that you found out how low value you are. Bet you with you never even mad this low value thread. -
2016-03-14 at 6:47 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?Fucking low value 9.5 poster trying to rag on a high value 5.9.
[greentext]>Implying anyone believes the parentheses are there to make it easier to read.[/greentext]
Are you even high value? No. No you are not. -
2016-03-14 at 6:43 AM UTC in Find out the truth about drugs at drugfreeworld.org
"After taking the acid, I imagined that we had driven head-on into an eighteen-wheeler and were killed. I could hear the screeching metal, then a dark and evil quiet. I was terrified at this point, I actually thought we were dead….For a year I wouldn’t go into any cemetery because I was terrified I would find my own grave.â€â€”Jenny
This is silly in many different ways. 1. why would you go into a cemetary for no reason? 2. Why would you be too scared to go a year after when the trip last 12 hours? 3. Why would you be afraid to find your own grave when you are and have been quite obviously living your life? 4. Why do you allow such a powerful experience be seen as negative? 5. Why do you not take this experience as a new understandign of death? Jenny is a fucking retard.[FONT=Verdana]"Drug dealers, motivated by the profits they make, will say anything to get you to buy their drugs. They will tell you that taking LSD will 'expand your mind.'" [/FONT]
This is hilarious because 1. the CIA has experiments literally medically documenting the mind expanding effects of LSD and 2. any drug dealer that sells acid wouldnt push you towards it if you obviously dont want to do it. Your bad trip will fuck up their bottom line when you tell your friend about it. 3. Drug dealers are motivated by profit. This is true. But the best way to attain that profit is to have the drugs that people want on hand. Not to be a pushy asshole saying "TRY THIS DRUG!". They just want you to buy your shit and get out. Or stay and smoke a bowl. They probably dont really care that much what you do.[FONT=Verdana]"Drugs are essentially poisons. The amount taken determines the effect."
This is actually true. If you take a shitload of heroin you will die. If you take just a bit you will feel great. The problem is people think of "poison" in such a terrible and evil way rather than realizing it in its medical pharmacological sense of being a substance that affects the natural function of the nervous system or other aspects of physiology. People have willingly poisoned themselves for recation for thousands of years. Its not gonna stop now just because some website says "DRUGS ARE POISON!".
Here is my favorite quote from the page:
"LSD users call an LSD experience a “trip,†typically lasting twelve hours or so. When things go wrong, which often happens, it is called a “bad trip,†another name for a living hell."
This one misleads the reader into thinking a bad trip will last 12 hours and that it is indeed a living hell. This is inaccurate especially if you have a good trip sitter. You know how you end a bad trip? See it at its come on. Talk to the affected. Be light hearted and jovial. Say something like "how ya feelin?" they will say "bad" or something and you say "Oh man you just got the 15 minuet jitters. Oh what? Its been 10 minuets? It will be over in 5 mins top friend". Then move the conversation away from the bad trip and towards good stuff. Guaranteed to end a bad trip if you do it right. A 12 hour bad trip is highly improbable with adequate trip support and fair mental health status.
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2016-03-14 at 6:25 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?[greentext]>Being this rump rammed that you are a low value poster[/greentext]
Yeah. I guess creating a simple algebraic formula is beyond a high value poster like me. Though you didnt realize that order of operations rendered your parentheses unnecessary, so who is the real idiot? Fucking low value posters shitting up my forum.
In any case it doesnt matter since I have an objectively better poster value than you. -
2016-03-14 at 5:51 AM UTC in Republican Party RULE #40There is no signature requirement. All that is required is being 35 years or older, being a naturalized citizen and having lived in the states 14 years or longer. Literally none of this Republican-Democrat bullshit is even legally binding. Its just some party specific bullshit that really doesnt affect the American people or the presidency as an office in itself.
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2016-03-14 at 5:45 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?[greentext]>giftedness[/greentext]
So thats what they are calling assburgers these days?
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2016-03-14 at 5:35 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?
Lol you fucked up the math and had to re-edit. You didn't even create the formula, you just applied the formula and still messed it up.
[greentext]>Literally mad that even though I fucked up my math I am an objectively more valuable poster either way.[/greentext]
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2016-03-14 at 3:45 AM UTC in Nig Ops I Nigs@Nite Editioncuz u dont liek wut i liek
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2016-03-14 at 3:32 AM UTC in Are you really going to let these spammers spam Bad Ideas, Lanny?If I gave thanks the above 2 posts would surely get one.
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2016-03-14 at 3:29 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?(15 x 4) + 7 = 67
400/ 67 = 5.97
My official poster value is 5.97 which makes me objectively better than you since the goal is to have a value of 1. -
2016-03-14 at 3 AM UTC in Are you really going to let these spammers spam Bad Ideas, Lanny?
Haha, I have to say, of all the degenerates that populate this shit hole I can think of but one worse person to give executive power of it. Not even hating, glad to have you here, it's just you're probably the only person with such a flamboyantly bad (from an admin's perspective) track record as a mod.
[greentext]>thinking im serious[/greentext]
doods... I literally RIPPED sanctuary. To make me a mod you would have to be generically retarded. Seriously tho u should do it.
Nahhh I already think there is only one person fit for the job. Well maybe 2. My first pick would be EasyDoesIt but I think Soph would do fine. SBT would not be bad either actually. Also aldra would be pretty boss. So i guess thats 4. -
2016-03-14 at 2:56 AM UTC in Are you really going to let these spammers spam Bad Ideas, Lanny?I am so qualified nigga. Check out this official resume:Kek Mod Resume
Objective: My objective is to be a motherfucking bauss and fuck shit up like a real hood ass nigga
Previous Job Experience:
-Masturbator on IntoSanctuary. Fucking RIPPED that shit.
-Masturbator on RDFRN. Fucking stopped that shit because being a mod was gay.
-Masturbator on cam. PM for prices.
Special Skills:
-Filmed Masturbation
-Urethral Fisting
-Niggin Out
Qualifications:
1. I dont give a shit
2. No really I dont give a shit
3. Like at all
4. About anything
My 3 biggest strenghts:
1. I fuck bitches
2. I make money
3. 1 & 2 at the same time
My 3 biggest weaknesses:
1. The fuck you talkin about?
2. I dont got no weakness
3. Get the fuck out of here with that shit
I can be reached at:
[email]markzuckerberg@facebook.com[/email]
or
(443) 524-9880 enter code 7729.
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2016-03-14 at 2:47 AM UTC in Nig Ops I Nigs@Nite EditionNight is the time when the sun sets and its dark outside and ops is for operations which are planned events. It is called this because you plan an event in which you explore the night. Hence night ops. See? Easy to understand.
Further, if you arent interested in it why do you feel the need to detract from it? The majority (not all but most) of night oppers are in their 20's or 30's. Im sure you are the kind of person who hears someone wants to start doing any activity and you immediately have to tell them how stupid it is. Nice try shill.
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2016-03-14 at 2:37 AM UTC in Are you really going to let these spammers spam Bad Ideas, Lanny?I volunteer for mod. I wont ban anyone except bots and would recommend making it so that I (or whomever you choose) can only soft ban and soft delete posts. i.e. they can delete threads and ban users but for it to be permanent you have to press the button.
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2016-03-14 at 2:34 AM UTC in Nig Ops I Nigs@Nite EditionIt has nothing to do with airsoft or roleplay. Are you a shill because calling something "roleplay" is a shill move. Its only role play if you are playing a roll. Going outside exploring at night is not playing a role.
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2016-03-14 at 2:33 AM UTC in POLL: Am I dead inside?We are all dead inside here. You are among family friend.