Posts by Kek

1. 2016-03-20 at 5:02 AM UTC in Shoplifting from a grocery store, I'm a horrible thief.
   Kek Houston
   I stole reeses from a liquor store the other day. Dark chocolate and it as damn tasty
2. 2016-03-20 at 5:01 AM UTC in Niggasinspace incorporated
   Kek Houston
   Would invest
3. 2016-03-20 at 5 AM UTC in Have you ever seen...
   Kek Houston

   I'm actually 9

   
   Hey kid, want some candy?
4. 2016-03-20 at 4:58 AM UTC in Sophie's tech prediction of the week.
   Kek Houston
   False. 3d printers rely on software rather than a human at the controls.
   
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   I still love you tho bby
   
5. 2016-03-20 at 4:53 AM UTC in I used to have a 2 inch dick.
   Kek Houston
   ^Its called spinal decompression. It has nothing to do with muscle and everything to do with spinal discs and the pressure the earth puts on it.
   
   

   i guess that's kind of cute, but i came out with a horse dick (i wear boots cuz i've got to keep it somewhere since it hangs out my pant leg)

   
   Damn... u got mii beet sun
6. 2016-03-20 at 4:50 AM UTC in Anyone into the occult?
   Kek Houston
   [greentext]>I was rewarded with a massive fire that destroyed my old house rendering me homeless[/greentext]
   
   Truly blessed
   
   
7. 2016-03-20 at 4:45 AM UTC in ARE DINGOS REAL?
   Kek Houston

   Clearly you've never heard of the distinguished emu
   
   

   
   This fucking war. I kek every damn time.
8. 2016-03-20 at 4:45 AM UTC in ARE DINGOS REAL?
   Kek Houston
   [greentext]>it makes all lifeforms within the content awkward and autistic[/greentext]
   
   Considering its where all to good colonies shipped their shitty people and criminals does this surprise you?
   
   On the topic of awkward autism, Sploo, are you Australian? If so it explains so much.
9. 2016-03-19 at 4:37 AM UTC in I used to have a 2 inch dick.
   Kek Houston

   all little kids have teeny dicks

   
   You sure? I came out with a 7 inch cock. You should see that thing now!
10. 2016-03-18 at 5:34 PM UTC in If you had to clean a turd from a bathroom sink how would you do so?
    Kek Houston

    Out of control is my middle name. Lye would loosen up the carbonites, sulfuric would dissolve it and the heat would destroy it.

    
    [greentext]>implying the fumes will not kill you.[/greentext]
    What you posted may be accurate but its also simplistic is stupid to mix lye and Sulfuric acid.
11. 2016-03-18 at 5:30 PM UTC in Anyone into the occult?
    Kek Houston
    Also check out this thread:
    http://niggasin.space/forum/conspiracy/65283-occult-general-discussion
12. 2016-03-18 at 5:28 PM UTC in TOTSE AI?
    Kek Houston
    woh
13. 2016-03-18 at 5:26 PM UTC in ATTN: law enforcement
    Kek Houston
    [greentext]>Implying LEO is inherently fascist[/greentext]
    
    TOT LAUGH!
14. 2016-03-18 at 4:04 AM UTC in ARE DINGOS REAL?
    Kek Houston
    Please liknk where I posted Apex Kek or Jej in my correction of your misrepresentation of "timeless δ" which I completely corrected by the way.
15. 2016-03-18 at 4 AM UTC in IS THE BEATIFIC VISION REAL!?
    Kek Houston
    I dont know exectly what the beatific vision is but from the picture I am led to believe that it is a human look at the celestial. Quite an interesting concept.
16. 2016-03-18 at 3:58 AM UTC in ARE DINGOS REAL?
    Kek Houston
    [greentext]>Believing Dingos[/greentext]
    [greentext]>Ever[/greentext]
    
    extreme kek
17. 2016-03-18 at 2:42 AM UTC in cuck'd
    Kek Houston
    
18. 2016-03-18 at 2:36 AM UTC in Anyone into the occult?
    Kek Houston
    Post some pics of the text. Cover, index, a few pages etc. maybe we can figure this shit out.
    
19. 2016-03-15 at 7:15 AM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
    Kek Houston
    Nice necro Malice.
20. 2016-03-15 at 7:14 AM UTC in A song for Bill Krozby
    Kek Houston
    Damn... thats actually really good. I feel like a butt now.
    
    How much was it to comission? I would help out with getting an 8 track or so album on Bill Krozby's life recorded.