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2016-03-04 at 12:59 AM UTC in ATTN: Bill Krozby The Hotdog Dreamer
You are a failure as well as a bad liar. You have no plan. You have no competence. The only reason I am posting but publicly is because I want you to have some accountability.
Additionally, if you had a business plan, you wouldn't hesitate to post it, because even you're not fuckboy enough to truly believe that everyone wants to steal your amazing brilliant $20,000 hotdog stand idea and "plan".
This is truePost your researched business plan, make it open to scrutiny from me as well as everyone else and I will mail you $20,000 in bearer bonds with no legal recourse for payment except for your honor.
This is a lie since CF most likely still lives in his mothers basement. -
2016-03-04 at 12:55 AM UTC in I have the Zika virusyou are gonna die friend.
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2016-03-04 at 12:55 AM UTC in Old Proverb
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/7415082/French-bread-spiked-with-LSD-in-CIA-experiment.html
it was the CIA, as usual.
Dear God that is incredibly fucked up. Why am I surprised? So many terrible things happened as a consequence of this and I am sure that nothing will ever be done for the victims. SMH CIA SMH. -
2016-03-04 at 12:41 AM UTC in Old ProverbA much better old proverb A ZEN STORY
by Camden Benares, The Count of Five, Headmaster, Camp Meeker Cabal
A serious young man found the conflicts of mid 20th Century America confusing.
He went to many people seeking a way of resolving within himself the discords that troubled him, but he remained troubled.
One night in a coffee house, a self-ordained Zen Master said to him, "go to the dilapidated mansion you will find at this address which I have written down for you. Do not speak to those who live there; you must remain silent until the moon rises tomorrow night. Go to the large room on the right of the main hallway, sit in the lotus position on top of the rubble in the northeast corner, face the corner, and meditate."
He did just as the Zen Master instructed. His meditation was frequently interrupted by worries. He worried whether or not the rest of the plumbing fixtures would fall from the second floor bathroom to join the pipes and other trash he was sitting on. He worried how would he know when the moon rose on the next night. He worried about what the people who walked through the room said about him.
His worrying and meditation were disturbed when, as if in a test of his faith, ordure fell from the second floor onto him. At that time two people walked into the room. The first asked the second who the man was sitting there was. The second replied "Some say he is a holy man. Others say he is a shithead."
Hearing this, the man was enlightened. -
2016-03-04 at 12:37 AM UTC in adults playing pokemonPokemon, Yu Gi Oh and Magic the Gathering are objectively shit compared to Digimon.
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2016-03-04 at 12:34 AM UTC in Survival Gear / General DiscussionI (and probably everyone else) will not read the OP based on the fact that is is 1. wayyyy too long and unorganized and 2. I already know everything it says based on looking at the subjects you overview.
IMO the most important things in terms of a survival situation are as follows:
1. Will to survive/mindset
2. Basic survival knowledge (setting up shelter, finding food, water and direction)
3. Knowledge of survival tools and gear
4. Your survival gear.
I am an avid camper and outdoorsman so I feel that I would do fairly in a survival situation but there are some skills I could really brush up on.
If you want to make a readable format and split it into multiple posts. Like the four important things I listed could be individual posts each structured with the relevant information. I actually had a really great survival thread on sanctuary that got deleted because Arnox got ass jammed that people didnt actually like him. -
2016-03-03 at 5:51 PM UTC in ATTN Lonnie: Financial propositions
This site is retarded.
ThisI think Lanny doesn't give a shit… Can we order pizza for everyone instead?
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2016-03-03 at 5:44 PM UTC in Life as a space miner is hard tbh fam.Space mining
Space mining
Niggas be space mining
Dont got poor timing
cuz we know space mining
Soph a true nig
yeahhhhhhhhhhh
Soph up on the rig
yeahhhhhhhhhh
You better not try shit
Cuz we got deadlines
Space mining
Space mining
Niggas get space diamonds
Got have space rhymes
When its fuckin space time
Oh shit.
Sploo be trippin
Look at that crackstroid he be rippin
Dont fall off bro youll end up in space
It will be a race to save your face
Space mining
Space mining
Making hella dollars
Being hella ballers
Dont got no time for asteroid fallers.
Oh look its lanny.
Pretend you working hard.
A prospector like this gonna push us to the stars
Real time
Feel time
Only at meal time
Get me with your deal time
Cant handle this niggas rhyme.
Peace.
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2016-03-03 at 5:30 PM UTC in Becoming Unlimted
Thanks man. I carry far too much tension in my sphincter muscles. Im a bit worried about opening my anus up like thism My concern is that is might make me vulnerable to butt demons. I might have to modify the exercises a little to remedy this but maybe ill make an anal meditation post sometime.Can't tell if serious…
I am super serious. This is just the beginning. Just wait until I initate contact with spirits and shit. Its gonna get serious real quick nigga. Real quick. -
2016-03-03 at 10:25 AM UTC in Trump mops the floor with the competition. President SC ronaldo spacecat 2016
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2016-03-03 at 10:20 AM UTC in Becoming UnlimtedChakras: Power Centers of the Body
Its good to know these early on. They are rather easy to locate and will come in handy for our later work. A quick and dirty rundown is as follows.
There are 10 chakras.
1. Crown ; sun energy; intuition/knowing
2. Brow ; command post of mental power
3. Base of Brain; action
4. Throat ; communication and telepathic ability
5. Heart ; desire, love , devotion, compassion
6. Solar Plexus (just below rib cage); central control
7. Sacral (genitals) ; motivation and sexual energy
8. Base (hips and pelvis); survival security, fight or flight
9. Feet ; movement and balance
10. Root ; draws earth energy
Not all systems use 10 chakras. Some use 7. Some use 3 or combine things like crown and brow or disregard things like base of brain and feet. I go by the 10 chakra system because it is most comprehensive but I argue that each chakra and various groups of chakras are on their own levels.
The Inward Smile
This is a really common and simple technique. Sit comfortably for a moment. Posture is not important so long as you are comfy. Close your eyes and being your perception inward. Relax your face and mouth. Allow the mouth to form a smile. The smile should be as natural as possible but the depressed can benefit from a forced smile since any smile radiates energy and smiling can be considered a power pose so it will actually make the subject feel better and in time form natural smiles. Now direct your awareness of that smile to your eyes and allow them to absorb the harmonizing energy it radiates. It is also acceptable to direct the energy and awareness of the smile to your chakras provided you know their points. The goal is to absorb the smiles positive energy into other parts of the body. If you choose to start at the chakras the crown chakra rather than the brow chakra would be best to start with. If you choose to not use chakras then the eyes is a good starting point. Eventually move the energy of the smile from the starting point to other parts of the body. When you have smiled on each and every part of yourself open your eyes and retain the smile. Go about your day.
This is a good technique because it is easy and really doesnt require focus on breathing to be effective and although already a relatively short meditation it can be condensed by imagining the smile radiate into an all encompassing cocoon or something similar. -
2016-03-03 at 9:52 AM UTC in Becoming UnlimtedThis is a guide on creating a wonderland. This is pretty much an explorable mindscape used for mental or psychotic work. I will revisit the concept later but will make a few short points. First a wonderland is somewhat similar to a mind palace with the difference that the mind palace is more restricted and focused while the wonderland or open and free. A suggestion in the guide is to make a place in your wonderland that acts as a "home" location. This I think might be interesting to create as a mind palace location. An existing structure is easier to manage but it is also possible to use a mental construction as a mind palace it just may take a bit more work to perfect. I believe the wonderland concept to be a "next step" in the River of Conscious Ether Meditation which I will also expand on later.
https://community.tulpa.info/thread-wonderland-sophie-s-wonderland-tips -
2016-03-03 at 9:33 AM UTC in kekin hard at site statsUpdate:
HB 410
SG 1,231
help and suggestions 112
Bltc 132
Meanwhile
plrc 24
games 19
Backyard ballistics 3
Diy 13
Not bad for ~8 months eh boys?
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2016-03-03 at 9:25 AM UTC in How many people here actually have Autism?
I have autism pretty sure, that or I'm just a psycho that likes to play with knives
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2016-03-03 at 9:24 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionDAMN BOY! How did you even?!
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2016-03-03 at 8:32 AM UTC in Becoming UnlimtedD?j? vu? A Reversible Multiverse
by The Escherian Mind
I want you to use your imagination. You do remember what that is, don’t you? It has been exemplified in Calvin and Hobbes, in the US television show Muppet Babies, and is the source of joy for every little kid who has an invisible friend named “Fredâ€, who mommy just sat on. Like a muscle, imagination atrophies like a muscle - if you don’t use it, it shrinks and becomes brittle, likely to snap if put to too strenuous a challenge.
Imagine if you will a sphere, perfect, floating alone in the void. From nowhere in particular and everywhere at once a light shines on the sphere lending it a flat, opaque appearance. As you approach the sphere, it rapidly grows in size. The closer you get to it, the larger it looms until it rests firmly in your vision.
Orbiting the sphere at a distance indeterminable due to the lack of any reference, you notice that this is much like the earth. There is a curved horizon with black space above it, as though you were flying around an unmarked 8-ball. Move closer, closer. The lower an orbit you take, the larger the world looms. Flying stomach down towards the sphere and looking towards the curvature, you notice as you float lower and lower that the sphere grows in your vision, just like the Earth would if you were approaching the ground. The curved horizon occupies more and more of your vision. You float closer and closer and all the while the horizon grows less and less curved, and more and more straight. It begins to appear as though the horizon line is bisecting the land and sky perfectly - though you have yet to actually alight on the sphere itself.
Now we require a true feat of imagination. I need to tell you something about this sphere. Though the sphere is an interminable size, you can still land on it. The conditions for this, however, are woefully impossible. However we figure it, the horizon must be a perfectly straight line. Those of you who reason well will realize that, when dealing with a sphere, this is only possible if one of two criteria are met.
1) The sphere is of infinite size. 2) The observer is infinitely small.
As I said, imagination is required. When you finally touch down, you the observer are at the very point where any perfectly flat plain touching the surface of the sphere rests. Without a reference, it matters not whether the sphere below you is infinite in dimension, or you are infinitesimally small - both are true at the same time, and for our discussion, it doesn’t really matter.
Survey the horizon. It is flat beyond anything you’ve ever perceived before, amazing and terrible. You stand on less than a pinpoint on the sphere. You can’t perceive that you are even on a sphere anymore - the word “globe†no longer has any real meaning for you.
We are not done. You stand at the tangent point - for our discussion, we will assume you are infinitesimally small, if only for the sake of simplicity. Look up. Above you looms another sphere, as dark and flat looking as the one that you stand on now. What’s this? The globe above you like a dark moon is growing larger by the moment. Wait - it’s not growing larger, we’ve determined that you are simply infinitesimally small - the sphere is falling! Well, up and down are relative right now, but the fact of the matter is, it’s getting closer!
Standing on your point, it doesn’t matter that it’s coming closer, you can’t be harmed. The sphere above “falls†towards you at an ever-increasing rate. Growing larger and larger, it approaches, its horizon moving farther and farther from being a curve, slowly becoming another fine line - there are now two horizons. You stand at the very point where these two perfect spheres are touching. This point has no dimensions - it exists almost as an abstraction - but still, it exists.
And here you are, at your nexus of the multiverse. -
2016-03-03 at 8:32 AM UTC in Becoming UnlimtedA quick note on breathing techniques. There are many to choose from. To find what fits your style go through the following patterns of breath and choose what is most suitable for your work or method. I do not include anything beyond the quadrilateral in this post as I plan to do future posts on the more advanced techniques associated with higher sided breathing.
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2 Dimensional breathing.
This type of breathing can also be identified as hyperventilation but can also take a less eratic style in some cases. 2-D breathing techniques consist of an inhale and an exhale repeated without pause or lapse in time between the breaths. Hyperventilation can be a dangerous exercise and should only be attempted for short bursts to reduce the danger of co2 build up. Taking the slower route by taking slow sustained breath for say 7 seconds in and out can be utilized much safer.
Triangular Breathing
Triangular breathing is a form of breathing with one pause. The patterns for triangular range from equilateral with a fixed in out and pause all consisting of the same time period say 4 seconds each to irregular where each breath and the pause all have different time signatures. These can also be classified as obtuse or acute in which one breath or the pause is either much longer or shorter than the others. There are many combinations to experiment with in triangular breathing.
Quadrilateral Breathing
Breath of the quadrilateral variety has four sides. Inhale pause exhale pause repeat. This is the most common type of breath used in meditation or hypnosis. Generally square breathing is practiced but a diamond variety of 3 second inhale, 3 second pause, 4 second exhale, 4 second pause is also common. There are even more combinations to be had when working with the four sided breath. -
2016-03-03 at 8:25 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionNext post is trips. Check em twice.
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2016-03-03 at 8:24 AM UTC in Trump mops the floor with the competition. President SC ronaldo spacecat 2016
Greatest moment in politics since The Prince was authored
Do you think that Machiavelli and Trump have much in common? I find some striking similarities in their work and would be inclined to say that Trump's role in American politics is something of a distorted version of what Machiavelli was doing. Granted Machiavelli was much more an advisory man politically than a leading figure but in terms of business and as a deal maker his name will forever be on the books so to speak. I think Trump is what you get that if you combined 1/3 Machiavelli and 1/ 3 Mussolini and 1/3 Vespasian. And as a fan of those three people I think that Trump is going to win the presidency and Make America Great Again. -
2016-03-03 at 8:15 AM UTC in Becoming UnlimtedExtending from the topic of Buddhism keeping in mind the 7 feelings we can plot a trajectory into the territory of the Ninja. Now the tradition of the ninja is veiled in myth and rightly so. In their time the practitionors of Ninjitsu were not mere warriors but they were of a spiritual and powerful lineage. The secrecy of their tradition is due to the nature of their work but in recent years we have uncovered much in terms of Ninja philosophy especially with Japan emerging as a world power and really coming into its own on a global level. To the Ninja all physical aspects of existence can be classified as manifestations of five elemental manifestations.
Know that the heavens were created to descend into the five elemental manifestations. One piece. A small mirror of all others, it is all the same. All the same. Each piece of existence is its own small universe.
These manifestations are Ku, emptyness, the creative potential, situational adaption as the base of all the ninjas teachings, Fu the wind or gas state that is represented as contemplative, Ka, fire which represents enjoyment, Sui is water or fluid energy and represents reaction and finally Chi is the solid earth energy and represents the enduring. These five elemental classifications are a very similar to the 7 Feelings as an energetic understanding. What has this to do with demons? Well quite a bit actually. A common method of ninja meditation that is used to access the creative potential of Ka is to do what I call the
Inner Observer Meditation.
It is really quite simple. One sits for a time and quiets the mind. The relaxation warm up found in the River of Conscious Ether Meditation is not necessary. To just sit in stillness is quite enough because we do not want to dampen cognitive function too much by inducing too relaxed a state. As you sit observe your breath. Then observe yourself observing your breath. Observe any thoughts that enhancement through your head but do not entertain them. The intent is to tap into the Observer Self. This self is not normally present and can be comparable with a hypermindfulness of your cognitive working. Allow yourself to simply get to know this other form of self. To get the most out of this meditation I would advise doing it at different times and at different levels of emotion. Try it when sad as compared to happy or angry as compared to calm. Meet your observer intimately and learn what it already knows. I could go on with more but I believe for now this practice will be sufficient.
Sufficient for what? For removing demons of course! This Observer Self is always present and it is quite possible to train it to flag behavior. This notion will be expanded upon in subsequent posts but for now it is sufficient to begin training the Observer Self to search for irregular patterns in your behavior and simply observe them. In time the Observer will have a keen eye for what actions are the demons and what actions are your own. The goal is to train the Observer as a sort of tool for understanding the demons you may carry. The Observer can analyze the demonic patterns that you display and with that knowledge you yourself can come to a determination of what the demons intent and goals are. This knowledge will be crucial for later exercises where we train the Observer to subvert the patters your possessors are attempting to impose in you.