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  1. Kek Houston
    "I want America to been seen as a joke when it comes to protecting its boarders, trade with other major powers and turn into a feminized cuckfest like Europe"

    Fixed that for you.
  2. Kek Houston
    like 250 miles south west.
  3. Kek Houston
    Gott pay the fee bruh
  4. Kek Houston
    Jokes on you. I'm from Atlantis friend.
  5. Kek Houston
    Be mature and move on. Is a cunt even worth the civil suit that will inevitably follow?
  6. Kek Houston
    OP is a wigga

    kek
  7. Kek Houston
    What if like, its schizophrenics who are sane and we are the ones with schizophrenia.
  8. Kek Houston
    Shut the fuck up, Chris Hansen. Two weeks ago you asked what to wear to your prom date and told the story of how you got drunk for the first time. Right after you got drunk for the first time. Just… shut the fuck up.

    wat even is dis?
  9. Kek Houston
    mine was serious too. Listen to terrence macenna.
  10. Kek Houston
    Do some acid but do it right. Take a challenging amount of it and sit in a dark room with just you and your trip.
  11. Kek Houston
    best variation of gluing a quarter to a floor. Will do Actor.
  12. Kek Houston
    Do i have to go through this again?

    /thread?
  13. Kek Houston
    [video]This video has been removed for violating YouTube's Terms of Service.[/video]
    It's OK

    Kek m8. Put that shit on xvideos.
  14. Kek Houston
    lol NO. How would you make a fetish out of not knowing if your children are yours or not? "The Cuck" is someone who lets their wife fuck another man in their presence. A cuckold is someone whose wife has cheated on them.

    /thread

    I respectfully disagree my feline avatar friend. The cuckold is indeed someone whose wife has cheated on him and in many cased had children from these affairs. A cuckold was a man who did not know that this happens and was thus referred to by those who knew as a cuckold. This term then gained attention in the pornosphere and turned into cuck. Most videos of cuck porn is where a male submits his female to a more dominant male. This type of pornography actually has no relation to cuckolding other than that sometimes there is the underlying theme of insemination and impregnation. Even still the husband being present and having full knowledge of the situations makes him not a cuckold but an open relationship with voyeuristic tendencies.

    /thread
  15. Kek Houston
    The following are 5 pages I found in a notebook I dont remember writing. It says:

    Daoist Meditations
    Spirit Liberation
    1. Fasting and Abstention is called liberation through Faith. Without faith the mind cannot be liberated.
    2. Seclusion is called liberation through Tranquility. Without tranquility the mind cannot be liberated.
    3. Visualization and Imagination is called liberation through Insight. Without insight the mind cannot be liberated.
    4. Sitting in Oblivion is called liberation through Absorption. Without absorption the mind cannot be liberated.

    p. 110

    Daoist Meditations
    Guarding the One
    In guarding the light of the one you may see a light
    1. as bright as the rising sun. This is as brilliant and strong as the sun at noon
    2. Entirely green. When this green is pure it is the light of the lesser yang
    3. Entirely red just like fire. This is a sign of transcendence.
    4. Entirely yellow. When this light develops a greenish tinge it is the light of control harmony. This is a potent remedy of the tao.
    5. Entirely white. When this is as clear as flowing water it is the light of lesser yin.
    6. Entirely black. When this shimmers like deep water it is the light of greater yin.
    7. You may see your own abdomen permeated by light while the four directions one in utter darkness. This is the light of greater harmony the tao of great accordance.

    p. 111

    Daoist Meditations
    To See the Light of the One:
    1. Focus on primordial energy and action by meditation on your body without the one. Just imagine you body pervaded by white light. When the flourishing energy within is quite shapeless there is nothing that is not done, nothing that is not known.
    2. Practice emptiness, non-being and spontaneity by concentrating on the center of the body. There will be a white radiance above and below, pure like jade, without the smallest flaw. This is the image of primordial energy and non action.
    3. Count and measure in deep meditation all of your body from top to toe. The distinctions between your five fingers. The exact nature of your physical body within and without, think of them as never constant. This meditation follows emptiness and non-being.

    p. 112

    Daoist Meditation
    4. Meditate on the gods residing in the five orbs and observe how they come and go. Carefully watch their movements. If you can put their activities into words you can predict your good and bad forturne. This practice follows counting and measuring.
    5. The great god of the Tao: let the Gods emerge from your body and mingle with the five agents and four seasons. The green, yellow, white and black will thus equally come to be stored within. The gods emerge and enter, come and go freely as divine officials of the five agents and four seasons. Use them to subdue the hundred evil (demons)

    p. 113

    Daoist Meditations
    6. The spirits of sensuous attractions let the gods burrow deep and rout them out of the soil. The God of the tao urges them all toward positive efforts; still they remain half evil.
    7. The Administration of Earth: These are the deities of heaven and earth and the four seasons, soil and grain, mountains and rivers. Worship and offer sacrifices to them all. They will let you pass through all obstacles. You can traverse wherever you wish. Evil and false (demons) will be destroyed and can never resurface.
    8. Foreign Gods: These are strange and alien. Their ways cannot be controlled. They make people talk foolish things. Sometimes they are similar to the perfected; sometimes they are more like evil.

    p. 114

    Daoist Meditation
    9. The Ancestors: They are of pure yin quality and do not belong among the perfected. They are just ordinary ghosts and spirits.

    p. 115
  16. Kek Houston
    Is the Tricksy Banterman a cornucopia with a face? Also are cornucopias a useful survival tool?
  17. Kek Houston
    ^my cat just scratched my foot while on the edge of my bed and i kicked him off the bed and yelled "wwwooooorrll staaaa" and he was like "fuck u i hate u"

    My cat is a nefarious toe biting fuck. She nips at em right quick without warning, One minuet she will be all "Yo guys, I am a cat" and then look away for one second and she is all "JK I AM A NEFERIOUS TOE BITING FUCK!". I also wake up all the time with scratches and bites on my hand and I assume its from her as well. Generally if she is trying to bite my hands (sometimes ill be pettin her and she will go for it) ill grab her by the skin of her neck and hold her down while looking her sternly in the eye and she looks at me all "but u no i wuz jus playin" and im all "you little shit". Good times with that cat. She is duh based.
  18. Kek Houston
    Swingers are couples who fuck other people, together, at the same time generally. Cucks are fuccbois who let their spouse fuck someone else in front of them but do not participate themselves. Open relationships are where couples can fuck whomever they want in their free time. And yes, you could be all three, just not at the same time.

    Cuckolds are men who do not know one or more of their children are illegitimate. The Cuck is a fetishization of this as described above.

    thread is now /
  19. Kek Houston
    Did not read but everything in OP's life is cringe
  20. Kek Houston
    Savage nips bro. U lift?
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