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2016-03-01 at 8:09 AM UTC in I read my own writing over and overWhen I write something I read it like 5 times to make sure its perfect. Then ill post it and be like "I need to edit this bit" and make a small change. Even offline I have notebooks filled with shit that I read over and over even though I could basically repeat it from hear from reading it so much. Does this say something about me psycologically? Oplus I be lookin @ u rite nao.
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2016-03-01 at 7:56 AM UTC in Becoming Unlimted
Do breathing techniques still work in space with artificial air
Yes. Breathing techniques work so long as there is the sufficient amount of oxygen for the human body.
Now I will be adding another techniques I will be using. This is a mind clearing technique that uses imagery and visualization to assist in discarding unwanted thoughts before, during, or after a meditation practice.
River of Conscious Ether Meditation
Ensure a place of quietude and for optimal results dim lighting. Not pitch black but dark enough to have no light entering through closed eyelids. Repeating this practice at the same time of day ensures best results but many space niggas are busy niggas so if you cant do that its okay. It may help to burn sage or thyme or sandalwood or rubber depending on what offerings you care to give to the spirit realm. Maybe you dont care to burn anything and thats okay too. Just do what your spirit guides you toward.
Sit straight backed with feet resting roughly six inches apart and resting your hands on the lap palms down. Palms up also works as does sitting in lotus position or even laying down. Though I would be cautious about laying as you may become too relaxed and drift into a nice afternoon nap. The most important thing is to be in a comfortable position but also a position that conveys the power and spirituality of your activity. (the idea of combinging body position with power and spirituality will probably be a part of some future techniques that gather inspiration from magic rituals. Dont think of the magic part too much right now as it is probably not the type of magic you are thinking of.)
Begin square breathing. If you dont know what this is search the OP for the breathing techniques link. For those that dont want to search the OP for the breathing techniques link then square breathing is a 4 second inhale a 4 second pause a 4 second exhale and a 4 second pause repeated until it is automatic. Approximate rhythm is fine and it is absolutely ok to substitute another second interval or breathing technique. Triangular breathing may yeild quality benefits. Dipolar breathing may not. Do what you want. I really dont care.
After your breathing has entered a cycle (you will know what this means when it happens) become aware of and visualize a bright glowing sphere in the air before you. The color doesnt matter. Maybe its white. Maybe its purple. Maybe its gold. Maybe its a color only amazonian tree frogs can see. Whatever color it is visualize it and believe it to be there but most importantly know it is there. At the time when you know this sphere is levitating afore you imagine your body to be a clear and hollow glass.
As you breathe in the light fills your feet. As you breathe out the negative energy exits. It may help to visualize this as you breathe in you breathe in a soothing glowing [choose your color] liquid enters you and fills your feet while you breathe out a dark viscous negative liquid exits. It may not help but it doesnt hurt to try. At any rate I doubt anyone is actually following along. Continue this breathing techniques and with each breath the glowing soothing liquid fills you further and further. Personally I imagine the liquid filling me about six inches at a time. Maybe you want to do one inch at a time. Maybe you want to do it all in one go. Again I honestly do not care how you do this exercise so whatever you choose really does not matter so long as you do it with earnest intent.
Once you are full from head to toe of the liquid imagine yourself sitting atop a cliff overlooking a river. If you dont like cliffs consider using a jetty or a dune. The important thing is to be at a place of good view looking at a flowing river. Imagine and visualize the clear night sky above. Maybe its the day, them imagine that. Whatever time you want use it. Or make up a time. Again I could not care less what your personal practice is here. The most important aspect of this exercise is simply knowing you are there overlooking the river. If you cant visualize it in the sense that you can truly see it this is fine. Just knowing where you are is the important think and right now you know you are overlooking a river of etheric liquid. Maybe its the same liquid you breathed in, maybe its not. It really doesnt matter so long as you know you are there.
Look to the river and listen for the sound of running water. Maybe it will come maybe it wont. Depends on how immersed you get. Regardless dont get frustrated because as long as you know you are there you will be fine. Now sit for a time until distracting thoughts pass through your mind. When one pops up simply view it as a positive visual symbol and let it drift down river. Do not dwell on these thoughts and if you find yourself doing so visualize them as a positive symbol and send them down stream. An example may be the thought of bills runs through your mind. If so imagine them as an envelope and send that worry down stream. Perhaps you are having lady troubles. Visualize that situation as a boob and float it down stream. As the thought runs down stream it is vanquished from your mind. Do not dwell on distraction. Just make it a positive symbol and allow it to drift away.
This is the whole exercise. Do it for a minuet a day or 10 minuets or maybe even an hour. I can not stress enough that I do not care how long or even how you do this exercise. It is mainly a training to learn to sit for a long while and discard transient thoughts. It is a method of clearing mind space. Use it as such and you will prevail. -
2016-03-01 at 7:22 AM UTC in I just made a linkedin profile
Fuck linked in, fuck professional networking, and fuck the parasitic cunts who not only make this an acceptable thing but a mandatory part of being a professional in 2016.
Nigga, I feel that. Fuck those fuckers trying to group you into this bullshit.P.S. I'm basically the Charles Bukowski of programming
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2016-03-01 at 7:19 AM UTC in Your bubble yum ass would probably be dead if you lived my life.
Also I thought it was Adam Sandler rather than Jake Gyllenhaal for some reason.
Odd so did I. Was JG really bubble boy? He has some wayyy better work out there and its pretty sad to see him stoop to "bubble boy" level. -
2016-03-01 at 7:18 AM UTC in I cant ejaculatewhy?
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2016-03-01 at 7:17 AM UTC in Art Acevedo is a slampig>uses the term slampig
>uses the term cuck twice
>edgy cop hater
>posts youtube clips that purposefully neglect context
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2016-03-01 at 5:28 AM UTC in Your bubble yum ass would probably be dead if you lived my life.Whats your life like? I am pretty sure I could handle it but I want the DL on it so I can kno fo sho
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2016-03-01 at 4:54 AM UTC in Bill Krozby cuck cuckold cuckold cuck ccuckcuckcuckckcjccdjnsdjflsj cuckold
I'm just really upset, someone called me a cunt at work. and I'm just thinking about how my daughter wasn't born the right way. When she was born, they wiped the goo off of her, thats a protective layer that protects a new born, that was made from my semen. You guys can laugh and call her a cum baby all you want but thats a goo that you're suppoed to gently rub into her body, the way doctors go about things these days is wrong, they abruptly pull a baby out of a womans cunt , wipe the baby down with a harsh towel then give you a bill.
[SIZE=72px]FUCKING LEARN SOME FUCKING BIOLOGY YOU FUCKING CUCK FUCKING CUCK![/SIZE]
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2016-03-01 at 2:15 AM UTC in arnox is closing his site
I wonder what it's like to fuck in micro gravity.
Its actually very difficult. There is this couple designing a space suit exclisively for fucking. Its pretty much a sack you both hop into and do the nasty. Without gravity you have no real direction of thrust and it makes things weird. -
2016-03-01 at 2:10 AM UTC in Can Bernie beat Hillary?
Jeb Bush stuck out to me as a good candidate
Opinion discarded. -
2016-03-01 at 2:07 AM UTC in Any plans to fix this site?^would fund
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2016-02-29 at 5:41 PM UTC in CIVAL-IQWe gotta have another one of those fam
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2016-02-29 at 5:39 PM UTC in Iron John - Real Life Terrorist?He was divorced wasnt he?
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2016-02-29 at 11:35 AM UTC in Becoming UnlimtedHello, I am Kek, or Chris Hansen, or whatever handle suits the purpose. Anyway I am going on a wondrous journey. I am going to begin cultivating MAD power and become a god or demigod or some shit. I have looked into the occult enough to know ask and ye shall receive and that everything comes at a price and now I am ready to dance with demons. Ill be updating this journey thread with my methods and experience of becoming the most powerful being in the galactic quadrant.
My first work was with breathing techniques (everything up to quadrilateral is posted below). I direct anyone who wants to master their psychotic energies familiarize themselves with those classifications. They will be of use in future exercises. Another exercise to become familiar with is the Personal Nexus of the Multiverse meditation (also posted below for ease of access). Its simple visualization is of such a nature that is exceptional groundwork for further visual work. Much of the beginning work will be of similar geometrically simple yet mathematically complex visualizations aligned with the breathing techniques. Once the mind is re-calibrated the real work can begin. The opening of chakras and communication with ancient and powerful minds. This will be a long trip to sit back and get ready to watch me go from mortal human being to supraconscious energy entity.
The journey begins at the hour when sun is highest in the sky on a day of quadrennial importance in my specific timezone. Now I shall rest for tomorrow the work begins. -
2016-02-29 at 11:13 AM UTC in The society of ever expanding psycologyThats just like your opinion man.
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2016-02-29 at 11:08 AM UTC in ATTN Lonnie: Financial propositionsSoph told me to tell you all that RisiR learned from Lanny that I would actually get 49% of Sophs 49% and 51% of RisiRs 51% under the condition that I keep their money safe from them.
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2016-02-29 at 11:03 AM UTC in California is like granola, full of nothing but fruits and nuts (Cali is cucked)
I'm pretty much the only guy on this site besides roshambo that actually post real content. I'm actually one of the best posters here
This is delusion three fold. 1. in that you are deluded into thinking content holds value here. 2. in that there is a subset of posters in the category of best. 3. in that you think you are anywhere near as dank skrilla bang bang as roshambo.
Dont be a nigger muh nigga! -
2016-02-29 at 11 AM UTC in CIVAL-IQreal time feel time fam.
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2016-02-29 at 10:59 AM UTC in Describe the gimmick of the poster above youNice op. Sploo is a broken psyconaught who thinks bundy and crack will make him see triangles. Oh and IQ tests. Lots of IQ tests.
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2016-02-29 at 10:56 AM UTC in CIVAL-IQAm I win?
