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2022-02-09 at 11:31 PM UTC in Kafka maybe deadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-09 at 11:07 PM UTC in Kafka maybe dead
Originally posted by Bradley I think women's wrists and ankles are really sexy, IDK why, i love rubbing their ankles where the foot meets and looking at how thin their wrists are and find myself kissing both and rubbing circles around their joints.
I never heard of anyone else having this.
i like jaw lines too, feet disgust me and i don't feel attracted to hands.
I have at least one photo of every one of my exes' wrists to look at every couple of years.
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2022-02-09 at 8:26 PM UTC in I've got a brand new shiny helmet...
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Where were you guys at when princess Dianne flipped her car and tapped out after literally sniffing a shot of yager
I was telling my American wife who idolized Diana and was crying on the bed after hearing of her death
"1 down a dozen more to go"...that might have been the beginning of the end of that marriage.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-09 at 7:35 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....This will look like All of America when the economy collapses soon
It's sad we came to this. it's sad we have this now. but its small compared to what is coming
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2022-02-09 at 6:57 PM UTC in I've got a brand new shiny helmet...Church of England was started so Henry the VIIIth could get a divorce after the Catholic church wouldn't let him.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-09 at 5:44 AM UTC in I've got a brand new shiny helmet...it also kills the seonin so don't start kafka ❤️🍀The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-09 at 12:20 AM UTC in Kafka maybe dead
Originally posted by Kafka I got them from Dollskill but can’t find them there anymore. Other cute sites are Yesstyle, Liz Lisa, Sechuna brand, Etsy and Jane Marple Japan.
Nice nice. My oldest would love most of the stuff I was seeing on Dollskill, and Yesstyle had some really good deals. The little bit I looked at the rest of them I saw some really cute stuff the the littler ones would look cute in.
Thanks, brah. Not really sure who you are, or where you came from, or if you're a real girl, but you have good taste.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-08 at 8:08 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Kafka I didn’t become lucid but I did get to kiss Britney
your will to kiss britney showed it was lucid. next time be aware and kiss her with nuclear war and chaos.
I mean you wouldn't do that in the real world because it would be insane af.
but in dreams.. they're like movies. personalize movies.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-08 at 7:23 PM UTC in Kafka maybe dead
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2022-02-08 at 7:12 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Kafka I dreamt I was with Britney Spears, we were by a cliff edge and there was an abandoned building. Inside these curtain things and rave music, a few people sitting on sofas, bad vibes. Then in that village, in a pub they were taking forever to get my order, so I just left and waited at the bus stop. Idk it was weird in there, bad vibes again, old people and a dog running about. Then in Britney’s bedroom, we were planning to do something, then her dad came in, sat on the bed and started recording us. I confronted him but it felt so bad like he was going to kill me or something.
why didn't you control the dream with nuclear war and enjoy the chaos that followed?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-08 at 7:06 PM UTC in Kafka maybe dead
Originally posted by Tyrant
Death of the author. Anyone who says "you missed the point lol lmao" can eat a dick. All of the characters pictured are widely beloved for fulfilling innate desires that regular people have, but which also go unfulfilled. Wanting to kill Robert De Niro is a normal reaction to his cringey fat tough guy act. The Joker fulfills that need we all have to see Robert De Niro get shot in the head. If the writer thought that was bad and intended for that to be the message, good for the writer. Their opinions don't matter.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-08 at 5:10 PM UTC in Kafka maybe deadlol
Did a house fall on you?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-08 at 3:39 PM UTC in Kafka maybe deadWhy is this fred still active, she's alive you stupid cunts.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-08 at 4:53 AM UTC in Anywhere but here
Originally posted by frala I hop the front desk clerk beats you to death with an architectural digest magazine.
LOOK I'm not an architectural design engineer. I didn't have an interest in it until later in life. like my 20s. Well I always liked old houses. but then when I took up 3D modeling around age 30. I became more fascinated with it. the reason you have so many of those columns isn't just for aesthetics. it serves a purpose in marsh land regions. soft soil. they would have to lift the homes on jacks and brace under the columns every decade or so. they're a mother fucker to upkeep.
you should lose some weight too. all of that extra pounds be stressing you out.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-08 at 4:13 AM UTC in Anywhere but hereThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-08 at 3:56 AM UTC in Anywhere but hereApparently his house was outside the garden district.
Looks like a typical two story antebellum which is pretty common for the area.
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2022-02-08 at 3:33 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2022-02-08 at 3:32 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by Kafka That sounds awkward, has it been long since you were friends?
We did heroin n dealt drugs together n it goy really messy at the end. He got sloppy n lost a ton of money he owed me. Crashed 13 cars in a year. Heroin, methadone, meth, xanax every day. I barely avoided prison. He n our other friends did just over 2 years. I was dealing with my own shit n was k8inda furious how things went with him, so it wasnt until i started going to NA meetings n truly let go of my resentment that i was able to talk to him again. We spent every day together from like 2009- 2018 but when you do drugs together its nlt a TRUE friendship. -
2022-02-08 at 3:31 AM UTC in Anywhere but hereThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-07 at 9:15 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Bradley What do you consider all the best fixings
I like onion, relish, saurkraut, yellow or brown mustard,
sometimes horse radish mixed mayo if I have no kraut
I just said I had all the fix-ins to try and make it obvious I was talking about the sausage/food and making a dumb pun joke thing. I guess it didn't work as intended.
I don't like "fix-ins" really at all. Not the standard ones anyway. If given the opportunity, when having a brat (which I also pronounce BROT (bra t-sound) and I think pretty much everyone does), I'll add ketchup, hot sauce, and flaming hot Cheetos or cheddar jalapeno Cheetos if possible, otherwise any chips are fine. I just like the crunchy factor.
I am extremely picky and I dislike many foods and condiments and things of that nature. Mustard, relish, onions, tomatoes, etc. None of that for me ever. If i eat tacos it's shell, meat, cheese, hot sauce, and I guess some lettuce is ok. Never anything else. Sour cream, olives, refried beans, GET THEM AWAY. REBUKE!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
