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2022-02-08 at 4:13 AM UTC in Anywhere but here
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2022-02-08 at 3:56 AM UTC in Anywhere but here
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2022-02-08 at 3:33 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2022-02-08 at 3:32 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by Kafka That sounds awkward, has it been long since you were friends?
We did heroin n dealt drugs together n it goy really messy at the end. He got sloppy n lost a ton of money he owed me. Crashed 13 cars in a year. Heroin, methadone, meth, xanax every day. I barely avoided prison. He n our other friends did just over 2 years. I was dealing with my own shit n was k8inda furious how things went with him, so it wasnt until i started going to NA meetings n truly let go of my resentment that i was able to talk to him again. We spent every day together from like 2009- 2018 but when you do drugs together its nlt a TRUE friendship. -
2022-02-08 at 3:31 AM UTC in Anywhere but here
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2022-02-07 at 9:15 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Bradley What do you consider all the best fixings
I like onion, relish, saurkraut, yellow or brown mustard,
sometimes horse radish mixed mayo if I have no kraut
I just said I had all the fix-ins to try and make it obvious I was talking about the sausage/food and making a dumb pun joke thing. I guess it didn't work as intended.
I don't like "fix-ins" really at all. Not the standard ones anyway. If given the opportunity, when having a brat (which I also pronounce BROT (bra t-sound) and I think pretty much everyone does), I'll add ketchup, hot sauce, and flaming hot Cheetos or cheddar jalapeno Cheetos if possible, otherwise any chips are fine. I just like the crunchy factor.
I am extremely picky and I dislike many foods and condiments and things of that nature. Mustard, relish, onions, tomatoes, etc. None of that for me ever. If i eat tacos it's shell, meat, cheese, hot sauce, and I guess some lettuce is ok. Never anything else. Sour cream, olives, refried beans, GET THEM AWAY. REBUKE! -
2022-02-07 at 7:32 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2022-02-07 at 9:12 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Pretty ok. I was butthurt before bc my ex best friend is getting married n he didnt invite me to be a groomsman but his brother cant come anymore so he asked me to be in it. Ive never been to a wedding before so its a kinda cool normie milestone for me.
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2022-02-06 at 7:08 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentWarming up after clearing my driveway by drinking hot chocolate and getting high
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2022-02-06 at 5:56 AM UTC in i burglarized a residence this evening...
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2022-02-05 at 5:56 PM UTC in Have to talk about it at some point
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2022-02-05 at 5:36 PM UTC in Have to talk about it at some point
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2022-02-05 at 5:25 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by mmQ Let's fuck. All of us men. Let's all fuck one another and eat chicken flats no girls allowed
I can't think of any chicken dickin finger lickin related innuendo so It might be awkward if everyone is saying clever things between the buttsex and I don't want to ruin anyone's fun. I'll just watch through the doggie door with my pants down so the neighbors can see me but they'll just think I'm a random sex offender. -
2022-02-05 at 4:10 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionMy powers been out due to freezing candyrein and I have some sort of stomach bug. Tried doing opiates so I shit less to no avail. Since my water is on a pump there's no water in the toilet so I've been shitting in the woods since last night, probably a good 30 diarrhea shits since it started. Took me fam somewhere warm now so I can at least get a shower and the power company keeps pushing back the expected time of restoration so there's no telling when it will be back.
I am acutely aware that the struggle is "real" but shitting in the woods outside a cold, powerless house seems real third worldian.
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2022-02-05 at 9:42 AM UTC in C:I'm currently reading a book on Irish Gang boss, Gerry "The Monk" Hutch.
4 other books:
"Sapiens"
"Homo Deus"
"The Wasp Factory"
"Secret History of the IRA" -
2022-02-05 at 4:53 AM UTC in C:Scar tissue by Anthony kedis was surprisingly good
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2022-02-05 at 3:47 AM UTC in The Friday ThreadBeer, tacos, kettle bells, NO WHISKEY
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2022-02-04 at 10:52 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Maybe in all honesty thats a good thing. maybe it shows I have a working immune system. maybe it kick started it.
Im not looking for a second booster. I hope this shit ends soon. Not a lot about Covid on the news. the trend seems to be going down now. hopefully for good.
March might be a great month. I should tell Gigi I have an uber ride going to LA and jump on a plane and just fly to Hawaii or some place random and be by myself, get some sun and give little fucks -
2022-02-04 at 10:48 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by mmQ I just went and re-took the first two vaccine shots. Shits got me feeling like fucking HERCULES. Nevermind the little tail that's starting to grow behind me or those little eye-looking things forming in a ring around my ankles, Im on top of the world!!
This is my injection chart for the Fall/ Winter of 21-22
Jab1 Covid19 a slight sinus headache minutes after the jab and a little ear ringing. then nothing.
Jab2 (3 weeks later) a slight sinus headache minutes after the jab but no ringing in the ear.
felt great the rest of the day. woke up at 3am shivering like a mofo. got up and took my temp, 101.3. got up at 6am and my temp was 101.08 and stay around that for 3 days. but the muscle aches were pretty bad.
Had a spike of energy for maybe 10 days and felt great
Jab3 No sinus headache and no ringing. cleared to go home. got to my car and felt a sense of losing my balance for a moment.
Got up at 3am in a puddle of sweat and freezing (again) like a mofo. temp was the same. 101.xx for 4 days. but this time the muscle pains got worse and worse for several days.
Flu shot. Preface: In the past, I have never had flu symptoms at the level of the actual flu from a Former Flu shot. this year was different. I was knocked down sick but only 2 days. so I know I didn't just happen to get the flu. the flu shot takes 45 days to fully kick in.
Got a Pneumonia Shot and a stage shot for shingles. WTF. I couldn't get out of bed the following day. I have to go back and get another shingles shot in some months. not looking forward to the outcome.
All I know is every single shot I seem to get now kicks my ass harder and harder. I'm starting to worry if the covid shot fucked with my immune response a bit. -
2022-02-04 at 7:49 PM UTC in PIECE OF SHIT! DIE IN AN OVEN!I've worked in restaurants where they will throw away a mountain of good food rather than disperse it among employees because they claim that would encourage people to overprep on purpose or some similarly stupid scam like that.