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Posts That Were Thanked by Kafka

  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood





    Originally posted by Kafka Goth den with type o negative blasting, everyone spaced out in armchairs on crystal meth.

    never saw the appeal; give me sisters of mercy or xmal deutschland or something any day
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  2. frala Avant garde shartist
    Apparently his house was outside the garden district.

    Looks like a typical two story antebellum which is pretty common for the area.

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  3. Originally posted by Sudo I feel empty which has been a big problem in my life. I feel better after doing some of the crazy things I do to feel better sometimes. Should get back into Qi Gong

    My life feels like a fucked up sad country song
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  4. Originally posted by Kafka That sounds awkward, has it been long since you were friends?

    We did heroin n dealt drugs together n it goy really messy at the end. He got sloppy n lost a ton of money he owed me. Crashed 13 cars in a year. Heroin, methadone, meth, xanax every day. I barely avoided prison. He n our other friends did just over 2 years. I was dealing with my own shit n was k8inda furious how things went with him, so it wasnt until i started going to NA meetings n truly let go of my resentment that i was able to talk to him again. We spent every day together from like 2009- 2018 but when you do drugs together its nlt a TRUE friendship.
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  5. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Solstice Still trying to figure that out

    This tbh. I'm actually kind of freaking out about it tbqh
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley What do you consider all the best fixings

    I like onion, relish, saurkraut, yellow or brown mustard,

    sometimes horse radish mixed mayo if I have no kraut

    I just said I had all the fix-ins to try and make it obvious I was talking about the sausage/food and making a dumb pun joke thing. I guess it didn't work as intended.

    I don't like "fix-ins" really at all. Not the standard ones anyway. If given the opportunity, when having a brat (which I also pronounce BROT (bra t-sound) and I think pretty much everyone does), I'll add ketchup, hot sauce, and flaming hot Cheetos or cheddar jalapeno Cheetos if possible, otherwise any chips are fine. I just like the crunchy factor.

    I am extremely picky and I dislike many foods and condiments and things of that nature. Mustard, relish, onions, tomatoes, etc. None of that for me ever. If i eat tacos it's shell, meat, cheese, hot sauce, and I guess some lettuce is ok. Never anything else. Sour cream, olives, refried beans, GET THEM AWAY. REBUKE!
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  7. Originally posted by Kafka It’s meant to be half 2 in the morning but the clock reads half 9 it just spooked me for a second because it looks like the clock has mirrored. I just woke up thought I was in a mirror world

    ɘɿɒ υoγ ɘdγɒM
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  8. Pretty ok. I was butthurt before bc my ex best friend is getting married n he didnt invite me to be a groomsman but his brother cant come anymore so he asked me to be in it. Ive never been to a wedding before so its a kinda cool normie milestone for me.
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  9. Incognito2u African Astronaut
    Warming up after clearing my driveway by drinking hot chocolate and getting high
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  10. blaster master victim of incest
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  11. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka experimented on her dog

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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka then got special assistance to walk me through so people would think I was mental instead of on drugs.

    why have I never thought of this
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Let's fuck. All of us men. Let's all fuck one another and eat chicken flats no girls allowed

    I can't think of any chicken dickin finger lickin related innuendo so It might be awkward if everyone is saying clever things between the buttsex and I don't want to ruin anyone's fun. I'll just watch through the doggie door with my pants down so the neighbors can see me but they'll just think I'm a random sex offender.
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  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My powers been out due to freezing candyrein and I have some sort of stomach bug. Tried doing opiates so I shit less to no avail. Since my water is on a pump there's no water in the toilet so I've been shitting in the woods since last night, probably a good 30 diarrhea shits since it started. Took me fam somewhere warm now so I can at least get a shower and the power company keeps pushing back the expected time of restoration so there's no telling when it will be back.

    I am acutely aware that the struggle is "real" but shitting in the woods outside a cold, powerless house seems real third worldian.

    1 care=I prayer
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  15. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I'm currently reading a book on Irish Gang boss, Gerry "The Monk" Hutch.

    4 other books:

    "Sapiens"
    "Homo Deus"
    "The Wasp Factory"
    "Secret History of the IRA"
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  16. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Scar tissue by Anthony kedis was surprisingly good
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  17. Beer, tacos, kettle bells, NO WHISKEY
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  18. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Maybe in all honesty thats a good thing. maybe it shows I have a working immune system. maybe it kick started it.

    Im not looking for a second booster. I hope this shit ends soon. Not a lot about Covid on the news. the trend seems to be going down now. hopefully for good.

    March might be a great month. I should tell Gigi I have an uber ride going to LA and jump on a plane and just fly to Hawaii or some place random and be by myself, get some sun and give little fucks
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  19. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ I just went and re-took the first two vaccine shots. Shits got me feeling like fucking HERCULES. Nevermind the little tail that's starting to grow behind me or those little eye-looking things forming in a ring around my ankles, Im on top of the world!!


    This is my injection chart for the Fall/ Winter of 21-22

    Jab1 Covid19 a slight sinus headache minutes after the jab and a little ear ringing. then nothing.

    Jab2 (3 weeks later) a slight sinus headache minutes after the jab but no ringing in the ear.
    felt great the rest of the day. woke up at 3am shivering like a mofo. got up and took my temp, 101.3. got up at 6am and my temp was 101.08 and stay around that for 3 days. but the muscle aches were pretty bad.
    Had a spike of energy for maybe 10 days and felt great

    Jab3 No sinus headache and no ringing. cleared to go home. got to my car and felt a sense of losing my balance for a moment.
    Got up at 3am in a puddle of sweat and freezing (again) like a mofo. temp was the same. 101.xx for 4 days. but this time the muscle pains got worse and worse for several days.


    Flu shot. Preface: In the past, I have never had flu symptoms at the level of the actual flu from a Former Flu shot. this year was different. I was knocked down sick but only 2 days. so I know I didn't just happen to get the flu. the flu shot takes 45 days to fully kick in.

    Got a Pneumonia Shot and a stage shot for shingles. WTF. I couldn't get out of bed the following day. I have to go back and get another shingles shot in some months. not looking forward to the outcome.

    All I know is every single shot I seem to get now kicks my ass harder and harder. I'm starting to worry if the covid shot fucked with my immune response a bit.
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  20. I've worked in restaurants where they will throw away a mountain of good food rather than disperse it among employees because they claim that would encourage people to overprep on purpose or some similarly stupid scam like that.
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