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Posts That Were Thanked by Kafka

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked i mean i have low self esteem so sometimes its nice to just know i could fuck someone if i wanted, even if i know im not gonna do it. Like i never got this much attention before n idk why. Im only a slightly less fat version of the same mopey junkie i was 10 years ago. Broken people just kinda gravitate towards me.

    Well the thing about females in my mind is that they're essentially archetypes in their utility to males. Of course everyone is different but so many women are similar or have overlapping qualities at least in how they are understood and interacted with.

    What I'm getting at is by fucking bitch A you are potentially fucking a plethora of women like her. You have taken her soul and now have the power to make the legs shake of every girl with 51% overlapping qualities she has. Just know you now have that power, validation is unnecessary if it isn't leading to a positive outcome for yourself (and ideally them as well). You honestly have alot of good qualities that my fruity ass can see over the internet and its sad u weren't being appreciated for so long. Might be why unappreciated women are coming onto yoy and you accidentally know how to unlock them and make them open up. Just have to know what you are seeking. If it's attention, that should be as easy for you as opening up to someone who is willing to spend time with you. The rest will come as u figure out what u want beyond that. Effort/risk/reward etc. Rewrite your narrative where you're not telling yourself you were a fat mopey junkie, you were someone lost who didn't know a way out, which is likely much closer to the truth.
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  2. I wonder if i should emasculate him further by just sending him a picture of my cock?

    And then just resend the same photo like 25 times n be like “shit my bad my phones glitching out srry”

    N then the same photo another 40 times until he sets the house on fire with all of them in it
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  3. Tyrant African Astronaut
    I don't read your posts because of your avatar, Bradley.
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  4. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    House of Leaves? Not read that.

    You sound like you would love, "The Wasp factory".
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  5. It's national PIE day so (2 days ago), thanks to a bumped thread where I posted images of my delicious home made mushroom Pie...it's reasonable they be reposted here in the correct forum and in celebration of said Pie Day.

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  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley What a loser, everything you say is lies. Unemployed paedophile ha ha.


    You're pathetic, if projection is all you can manage. I hope your Octavian account still exists, where you often said how bad you hated your entry level bitch boy jobs. And how you were unemployed for months on end. I hope you could afford to pay Lanny the 20 bucks for a TSTM because i'm going to grab your post history so people can compare it to mine. I have consistently posted over the years about what i've been doing and learning.

    You're so fucking dumb it almost hurts. If IQ could be seen as light if you were standing next to me you'd look like a candle in the full light of the fucking sun.
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  7. Originally posted by Donald Trump https://genius.com/Chuck-palahniuk-guts-annotated

    I'm just going to leave this here.

    Thats the one story i remember from Haunted. Read it when i was 14 or 15.
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  8. Donald Trump Black Hole
    https://genius.com/Chuck-palahniuk-guts-annotated

    I'm just going to leave this here.
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    cardio and neurological problems seem to be pretty common after the shots, even though it isn't openly acknowledged. in most cases they're not permanent though, so there's that - talk to a doctor, give it a week and see if it fades.

    keep in mind a lot of it could be somatic, related to your emotional problems as of late
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just came here to laugh that the tl;dr is longer than the original post. Classic WOZNY.
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  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Incessant She realized he wasn't actually dead when his gnarled old hand made contact with her shoulder. The idea was like electricity immediately running up into her brain when she felt the pressure of his touch. He wasn't dead but that didn't mean he wasn't dangerous. She quickly decided to pretend to go along with what he said all the while making a crafty plan to get him the hell out of her house.

    I added to the story?

    You did sorry. I missed it. Alright here goes.


    They both sat down by the fireplace, it had been cozy a minute ago. Now the licking flames were casting fel shadows. Some dark power trying to inch it's way into her consciousness. Fluffybun felt cold... Then a low voice: "How was the harvest this year?". "U-uncle?" Fluffybun managed to utter. "The harvest, dear". Now more firmly. Just then an appalling realization came over her. She was aghast as she slowly started to realize the truth...
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  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Kafka My mum’s a narcissist and sometimes I think I’d rather have a dead mum than a neglectful bitch.

    You're spitting straight facts there Kafka. Like for real it rhymes.

    And hey Incessant i'd clock your mom for you. I'd do that for you.

    Also, kids with parents with mental illness gang!
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  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Wasn’t asking for help, just moping. Though I am considering asking him for help with a few people since he has experience breaking into homes and mutilating people, or at least the loan of a taser.

    Bad idea dumpling. Just mopped some more. Don't ask people to commit crimes and you don't commit crimes.
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  14. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Have sex with him then when he busts a nut in you, go police station and cry rape.

    If he has previous he'll be out your lives for at least 5 years.

    how many enemies have you got rid of with this m.o.
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  15. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Great job Kafka u just ruined Niles life
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  16. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Bradley i'll try someone new soon as more pictures become available.



    I've got some of your mom!
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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka No though I remember my sister did.

    you should if you're interested in writing childrens' stories, or stories about fairies and the like

    I remember my mother reading The Faraway Tree to me when I was a kid
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  18. Incessant African Astronaut
    She realized he wasn't actually dead when his gnarled old hand made contact with her shoulder. The idea was like electricity immediately running up into her brain when she felt the pressure of his touch. He wasn't dead but that didn't mean he wasn't dangerous. She quickly decided to pretend to go along with what he said all the while making a crafty plan to get him the hell out of her house.
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  19. Originally posted by Kafka I’m a bit obsessed with them but wouldn’t know about fairies from other cultures. It’s childish but a nice escape. Apparently, they were the original settlers in Ireland, from the river Danube, they had supernatural powers and when they came to Ireland they had to fight the fomorians, a mutated people from the sea. Structures like Stonehenge were already there when they arrived and they thought these were portals to the otherworld, where they ended up having to go after losing the battle with the fomorians.

    I remember as a young-fella-me-lad being on holiday on the Isle of Mann. We were on a tram going up Snaefell (the tallest mountain for the dumb yanks). I was sat up front near the driver guy and we crossed a bridge and he said to me "Faries live under that bridge"...I was craning my neck to look and he said "You wont see them they hide very well, you've got to be very special to catch a glimpse of them"

    Imagine, a tram driver telling a little kid he wasn't special, what an asshole.
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  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Kafka Do you mean a lone tree in a field which is bad luck to cut down or something people hang wish ribbons on with runic scribbles? I’ve seen both.

    It's bad luck to cut the ribbon one down as well i believe. Only kind i've seen is the one that has thousands of coins hammered into the bark, like really old coins. It's bad luck to take a coin. So they just sit there, it's pretty cool.
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