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2022-02-07 at 7:32 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-07 at 9:12 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Pretty ok. I was butthurt before bc my ex best friend is getting married n he didnt invite me to be a groomsman but his brother cant come anymore so he asked me to be in it. Ive never been to a wedding before so its a kinda cool normie milestone for me.
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2022-02-06 at 7:08 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentWarming up after clearing my driveway by drinking hot chocolate and getting high
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2022-02-06 at 5:56 AM UTC in i burglarized a residence this evening...
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2022-02-05 at 5:56 PM UTC in Have to talk about it at some pointThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-05 at 5:36 PM UTC in Have to talk about it at some pointThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-05 at 5:25 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by mmQ Let's fuck. All of us men. Let's all fuck one another and eat chicken flats no girls allowed
I can't think of any chicken dickin finger lickin related innuendo so It might be awkward if everyone is saying clever things between the buttsex and I don't want to ruin anyone's fun. I'll just watch through the doggie door with my pants down so the neighbors can see me but they'll just think I'm a random sex offender.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-05 at 4:10 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionMy powers been out due to freezing candyrein and I have some sort of stomach bug. Tried doing opiates so I shit less to no avail. Since my water is on a pump there's no water in the toilet so I've been shitting in the woods since last night, probably a good 30 diarrhea shits since it started. Took me fam somewhere warm now so I can at least get a shower and the power company keeps pushing back the expected time of restoration so there's no telling when it will be back.
I am acutely aware that the struggle is "real" but shitting in the woods outside a cold, powerless house seems real third worldian.
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2022-02-05 at 9:42 AM UTC in C:I'm currently reading a book on Irish Gang boss, Gerry "The Monk" Hutch.
4 other books:
"Sapiens"
"Homo Deus"
"The Wasp Factory"
"Secret History of the IRA"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-05 at 4:53 AM UTC in C:Scar tissue by Anthony kedis was surprisingly goodThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-05 at 3:47 AM UTC in The Friday ThreadBeer, tacos, kettle bells, NO WHISKEYThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-04 at 10:52 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Maybe in all honesty thats a good thing. maybe it shows I have a working immune system. maybe it kick started it.
Im not looking for a second booster. I hope this shit ends soon. Not a lot about Covid on the news. the trend seems to be going down now. hopefully for good.
March might be a great month. I should tell Gigi I have an uber ride going to LA and jump on a plane and just fly to Hawaii or some place random and be by myself, get some sun and give little fucksThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-04 at 10:48 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by mmQ I just went and re-took the first two vaccine shots. Shits got me feeling like fucking HERCULES. Nevermind the little tail that's starting to grow behind me or those little eye-looking things forming in a ring around my ankles, Im on top of the world!!
This is my injection chart for the Fall/ Winter of 21-22
Jab1 Covid19 a slight sinus headache minutes after the jab and a little ear ringing. then nothing.
Jab2 (3 weeks later) a slight sinus headache minutes after the jab but no ringing in the ear.
felt great the rest of the day. woke up at 3am shivering like a mofo. got up and took my temp, 101.3. got up at 6am and my temp was 101.08 and stay around that for 3 days. but the muscle aches were pretty bad.
Had a spike of energy for maybe 10 days and felt great
Jab3 No sinus headache and no ringing. cleared to go home. got to my car and felt a sense of losing my balance for a moment.
Got up at 3am in a puddle of sweat and freezing (again) like a mofo. temp was the same. 101.xx for 4 days. but this time the muscle pains got worse and worse for several days.
Flu shot. Preface: In the past, I have never had flu symptoms at the level of the actual flu from a Former Flu shot. this year was different. I was knocked down sick but only 2 days. so I know I didn't just happen to get the flu. the flu shot takes 45 days to fully kick in.
Got a Pneumonia Shot and a stage shot for shingles. WTF. I couldn't get out of bed the following day. I have to go back and get another shingles shot in some months. not looking forward to the outcome.
All I know is every single shot I seem to get now kicks my ass harder and harder. I'm starting to worry if the covid shot fucked with my immune response a bit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-04 at 7:49 PM UTC in PIECE OF SHIT! DIE IN AN OVEN!I've worked in restaurants where they will throw away a mountain of good food rather than disperse it among employees because they claim that would encourage people to overprep on purpose or some similarly stupid scam like that.
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2022-02-04 at 7:25 PM UTC in Do you get aggravated easily?'wondering if OP is having the best laugh of the week reading these sad responses'The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-04 at 7:15 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..I just went and re-took the first two vaccine shots. Shits got me feeling like fucking HERCULES. Nevermind the little tail that's starting to grow behind me or those little eye-looking things forming in a ring around my ankles, Im on top of the world!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-04 at 5:40 PM UTC in Do you get aggravated easily?I have personally never been aggravated or upset in my entire life. I am basically the embodiment of peace, serenity, and calmness. Everyone I meet thinks that I must be the 15th Dalai Lama until I get a chance to take them aside and explain to them that I'm just a regular non-religious figure who just happens to coincidentally embody all the traits of a Tibetan monk.
Live laugh love was inspired by me and when I go outdoors I cause clouds and rain to disappear into thin air, replaced by blue skies, sunshine, a perfect 72° F temperature, and a unique yet well orchestrated chorus of bird chips that resonate throughout the lands. -
2022-02-04 at 4:06 PM UTC in Do you get aggravated easily?Yes, with humanity.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-04 at 12:59 PM UTC in Going to Warsaw in the SummerAs you all know I was suppose to meet up with Pesky travels 2 years ago but Covid happened. I plan to go this year and fuck some quality Polish vagina.
If I see Wariat with his Ipad I'll be sure to fucking stab him. -
2022-02-04 at 7:11 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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