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Posts That Were Thanked by Kafka

  1. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Please write a message to future generations existing 50 years from now. Most likely they won't have been born just as of yet.

    I'll start



    Dear 2072; I am writing to you from the year 2022

    Good Experience: I got to learn a little bit of the electric bass, and much internet time catching up on old tv programs. and a minimum wage increase and Spanish lessons (justs starting)


    Bad Experiences:
    . as your history class may have taught you (Im guessing in Manderin, Russian or Spanish and this is being translated to a more modern lexicon of English to your more modern dialect of said languages) ..Taught you about 2019' Covid19 which is sort of a portmanteau of the word Corona. ( corona means crown) Virus, Disease, and the 2 digits ending in the year 2019.

    Yes, it has been very horrible being shut in. what is really bad about this is prices have hiked up (destroying that good experience of a wage increase of like 15%) ..prices have hiked up nearly 100% on some food products. at least 75 or more on most food items. Also, People have lost the art to be cheerful. you go to the store hoping someone at the checkout counter will at least pretends to be cheerful. but they don't. they just say minimal things like "have a nice day" and "i'm sorry but you can't bring that backpack in here. When they were having everyone recycle bags for the first year of this horrible pandemic, I can't bring in a backpack to help be environmentally friendly and put my food in an empty backpack.

    in addition, people deny covid even exists. like, I dunno.. 30 percent of Americans think it's just a way to keep us shut in while nefarious Big Brother is building a cage of NSA-style watching us. everywhere, all the time. all the time.

    and some people believe it was done on Purpose by the nation of China. but also that a harvard professer aided them in the design of this man-made virus. but it was not done by splicing and dicing.. no but the older style of mutating cells through zoonotic. Bat to Humans.

    Ugly Experience
    NIS is full of mental degenerates. I myself am a wonderful person and have a good soul. but most on here are atheist scumbag communists and they have no soul.

    thank you for taking the time to read this, if China won WWIII then I guess cool n stuff. If Russia did then Go fuck your Slavic commie asses with peanut butter and make a polack name Wariat; eat it out of your filthy Slavic ass' You Euro Fags.

    if the Spanish or Mexicans win, then Congrats Amigos.
    I'd say something in Spanish but I don't know Spanish just yet.

    umm Audios?
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  2. I drank last night n my back hurts so bad. Alcohol really is awful, but without it i cant make awful decisions.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka I feel uneasy about relaxing, I’m not used to being all caught up so I feel like I’m forgetting something important I have to do. I know there is no such thing as free time because there’s books to read.

    I'm the opposite. We should transfer our energies in some weird ritualistic dance so that we both balance out to perfect harmony.

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  4. Originally posted by Kafka Do guys actually like kissing girls with lipstick/lipgloss on?

    As long as its not a ton of glop. Sometimes its fun n tastes like froots so its like a snack
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  5. Nile bump
    Well, it's official. I am on the dole as some would put it, in less civilised places. I just needed some cash to get a phone tbh, lady approved something like 550 bucks to be received on tuesday.

    So yeah here's the plan.

    Get phone--->Get Phone plan(i was thinking chatr or some pay as you go provider)--->buy a bottle of E&J brandy--->Succeed at life.

    Really though with a phone on tuesday, the work I've been offered and the other opportunities that I'm sure i'll find being reachable things should go well although I assume I'll have my weirdo stalker problem become well, a problem again.

    #winning.
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  6. I was a happy drunk when I used to drink but also it would encourage me to do dangerous and stupid things...nearly being eaten by an alliGAYtor was one stand out incident, thankfully 4 people stopped me and held be back after I challenged it to a duel.

    ETA: and yes drinking and driving was par for the course...I was EXTREMELY lucky on multiple occasions not to get "caught". Pulling into a gas station with a bunch of cops standing around drinking coffee and falling flat on my face in front of them as I "tried" to walk into the store and looking up to see them all looking at me.

    I guess they were too into their "coffee break" fortunately for me to do anything about it.
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  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    vaccines are faggots

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked That autistic girl i hooked up with spent like an hour showing me microscope pictures of her most favorite, cutest intestinal parasites.

    id shove my intenstal parasite up her autistic asshole
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  8. Originally posted by Kafka This is the saddest thing I listen to but I don’t want people to be sad: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zxqUKc7pc40

    I forgot to post this last night

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  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    On repeat:



    Also I want there to be free fent laced xans by the door
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka Now I’m even more worried

    Ah yeah sorry I suppose that wasn't a very good way to try and alleviate your worries.

    Well uh... It's estimated that 100 billion people have already died before you, so, youre like in a super small minority of awesome living people so I think you'll be good sister.
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  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Archer513 What’s her name sticking the vacuum up her twat was pretty funny

    Candy sent some pretty intense xxx ones

    There were plenty of ladies whom were free with the nudes…a few of them made it this way…

    You say it like I sent some to you 😋
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  12. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Kafka https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3vnRUp9qVZ0

    This and heroin were my go to songs when I first started doing dope.


    I fucking love Lou Reed so much
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  13. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I sleep barely 2 hours a night and have regular headaches. Is this cause of sobriety or brain tumors?

    Brain tumors would explain a lot, probably early onset Alzheimer’s
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  14. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lucrimosa Niggas' goons



    If Homer Simpson was black.
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  15. Nile bump
    Originally posted by Kafka You should read the rest it's good. The author's sister made an album inspired by it as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Q-dmsQTao


    I'll look for it again. i'm at the library most of my time to so uh maybe i should see if it's here. I'll need to find some meth tho.
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  16. Originally posted by Kafka I haven’t been with a girl in four years because they traumatised me, one hit a baby’s head off a wall repeatedly, she kissed me last year then I ran off with her ex boyfriend who was also abused just to get away from her. But the point is, that’s probably what they want, to put me off dating girls ever again because they would be jealous if I did, so I think that’s what I’ll do now, it doesn’t feel right that she’s still stopping me from getting to know other girls.

    Why does it seem like dating is some kind of mandatory thing to your happiness? You don't seem to have much luck with it. Maybe do your own thing for a while and tell everyone else to fuck off. You'll never get anywhere trying to validate yourself through the approval of others, especially when it seems you are drawn to psychopaths.
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  17. Nile bump
    Originally posted by Kafka This is because I didn’t want to read house of leaves? Ig it’s a good thing you have to resort to lies as they can’t hurt me and it’s funny because you know that.

    Fucking House of Leaves, I tried reading it all fucked on meth and it was fucking with head. Even my boss at the bookstore was all "what? where did you get that? no man you shouldn't read it all fucked up" Tried to read it again sitting by the waterfront in Toronto too and couldn't because I got mobbed by my demonic gangstalking truman show fanclub assholes being loud and annoying, which was distracting. Fuck that book. I should try and read it again, sober.
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  18. People calling me drunk, trying to remember to stay out of relationship issues
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I didn't give my two cents because everyone has already said most of the same things I would've said, basically.

    You're too nice but also that's not a bad thing so if you're content then SO BE IT.

    I would personally want to be petty about the guy punching me and then also visiting me at work but like you said in a reasonable mind you can understand where he's coming from and it's probably just smartest to stay out of it from this point forward and let things sort themselves out. You're just a minor piece in their chess game and it isn't your game to win.

    But also you should go to his work and just leave a poop somewhere in his office.
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  20. And yes it wouldnt be the first time a woman used me to make her bf or husband jealous. When youre 6’7”, it drives men fucking bonkers to imagine youre scooping their woman out but in reality im usually just letting her pay for my drugs n concert tickets n asking her why she gave up on modern dance in college.
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