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    idgaf if ppl are fake bcus they always have been
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    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence I'm not making anything up, it's true that you think you are a "social engineer", you sent me a cringey PM offering to "take me under your wing" bro. Come now.

    Stfu
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    There are some people I like at first sight but it's so rare
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    Okay some are, but not me, not off the bat
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    You'd think girls would get other girls enough to know they ain't interested in bra pics
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    Idk what girls see in me except my clothes nd being mysterious maybe. Like why can't you see I'm a robot inside and not interested? Okay I am interested now but only a little bit
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    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder if you could get away with murdering her if say, you set up a security camera in your place, and then invited her over under the premise you felt bad about things and wanted to just give her a whole bunch of money to make things right and apologize, and then when she came over you could have a patch of oil on the floor in front of your oven which is set to broil. And then just kind of act like youre in a rush and ask her if she could just check real quick on the fancy chicken dinner you made for her in the oven, and be sort of panicky like "lol fuck I gotta go to the bathroom real bad please just check on the chicken I think it might be burning LOL! HURRY UP" as you go to the bathroom, so she sort of panics too and runs to the oven to check it and then she slips on the oil and falls into the oven, which you'll also have set up to have the door spring loaded close behind her and automatically lock. And then you just take a long hearty shit, seemingly oblivious to the fact that she's roasting to death, and then come out after she's for sure dead and act all surprised (because the camera is still running).

    Food for thought.

    Your thoughts scare me
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    Originally posted by mmQ I was at the Tool concert that I'm going to this Sunday (shameless humblebrag because I'm so excite and waited me whole life) and for whatever reason there was a blackjack table right in front of where we were sitting

    It was intermission and everyone was losing and my friend just out a five foot high stack of chips down and I got pissed off and grabbed them and hucked them into the crowd then angrily went to go take a piss and when I came back I reached for my phone but it wasn't in my pocket and I panicked and then saw a phone on my chair but it was some old flip phone that wasn't mine and is tarted panicking more because I thought I lost my phone and then I kinda half woke up and reached over and felt my real phone on my bed and realized it was a dream and had the proverbial oh it was just a dream thank goodness sigh of relief

    What do you think it means? I used to listen to Tool
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    this thread's never gonna die
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    It was that my skin wasn't white and I was in court, they told me to tell the truth so I did. It was that I was hiding from monsters in the woods and fell out of a tree, then they decapitated me. Someone came along and stitched me back together. Then I was back in court and everyone was smiling at me. At a pond, murky water, someone dared me to go in so I took off my Converse and did.
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    im gonna hang out on da astral plane now
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    https://prnt.sc/lEhOvy4HNgFi
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    honestly feel like i just had a therapy session, someone helped me w my writer's block
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    Originally posted by Sophie I have fashioned for myself, a little gadget. It holds a coke spoon, a razorblade and one surface has plexiglass for when you wanna make a proper line. It also has two smol bottles that can hold a G each. It even has a zipper. Looks like a thing you'd keep your earbuds in. It's pretty dope. I also machined a little tube that comes apart in the middle so it can fit also, you just lock it in place when you wanna do a line by pushing the ends together.

    I have a tendency to over engineer things and generally following the KISS principle.

    I’m having trouble imagining it can I see a pic? I just use a tampon tin
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    Originally posted by cigreting did u suk his dik

    No, and tbh he didn’t seem to know what he was doing with the coke like couldn’t think of a surface.
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    These two people tried to groom me when I was 14, their FB accounts are still there. The woman was saying she was my guardian angel and the man was trying to get me to go to Nigeria to marry him, I think that was cruel, them not caring about ruining my life.
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