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  1. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo I've never heard that, we say "piledrived" and "bulldozed" here sometimes which also sound quite forceful

    Best one I heard was I’m gonna fill you up like Indonesia in 2004
  2. Kafka sweaty
    I’m not gonna look for the pic but there is a jackhammer Jesus dildo out there somewhere
  3. Kafka sweaty
    Is hammered one or is that too violent? That’s what ppl say here when they’re drunk I think
  4. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra

    Ewwww
  5. Kafka sweaty
    I think my first date was in a hardware store, persuaded a guy in my class to help me make something. Or maybe it was roaming around in a taxi all night with my ex and we stopped at McDonald’s. Idk. I’ll get back to you.
  6. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo She made a joke about knowing what 8 inches is because of her job

    Nailed
    Spread
    Tacked wit me cack
    Impacted
    Drilled
    Sanded
    Beveled

    The metaphor possibilities are nearly endless

    What do the last two mean?
  7. Kafka sweaty
    Not sure what to do with my day, drank three bottles of vodka the past week as well as beer, so need to slow down.
  8. Kafka sweaty
    Idk just the two guys I associated with the past year are seeming really gross to me now
  9. Kafka sweaty
    He could have messaged me on Discord if his phone was off and he said his housemate just moved out so what he’s saying he has a bit of time for me now? Nah
  10. Kafka sweaty
    My former fwb is messaging me now saying his phone was off for a week and he’ll always be there for me, he’s trying to catch up with me now but fuck it, I’m the one doing the ghosting if you care about someone you make time for them it’s just excuses because he’s so pathetic and doesn’t want to risk losing me but he has. Should I buy him a slut t-shirt too?
  11. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol my pic? Ya of course with you. I do not want to post it on this site, nor do I want u to post it.

    To me you’re this site as I don’t know any of you, posting in DMs is no different than posting here so I won’t share sorry.
  12. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I am already writing the big ape x kafka lesbian totse space fanfic… wait a sec none of these people were on TOTSE… JEFFEFFF?!?!?!

    I was with a black girl before, she had aspergers, also paid homeless people to kill kittens just to see if they’d do it. So I’m done with that, p much with all girls.
  13. Kafka sweaty
    I will turn your blue skies grey as I bathe you in my darkness
  14. Kafka sweaty
    stomach feels like it's dissolving
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Nope.

    Would you share yours?
  16. Kafka sweaty
    nd the future
  17. Kafka sweaty
    gots stalkers nd all that
  18. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Send me a pic lil mama

    can't b
  19. Kafka sweaty
    https://prnt.sc/-sBnrNBzKG-P
  20. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Drunk talk silly. What’s ur name?

    I go by Irma. Not my real name but it fits me
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