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Posts by Kafka

  1. Kafka sweaty
    I have no chill
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    I wish I could just sleep but it will be dull tasks all night.
  3. Kafka sweaty
    How do you clear your head?
  4. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Yeah what's up with guys chasing women to get married, it's supposed to be the other way.

    Not getting married suits guys, we won't get divorce raped and can pick up a newer model when the old one gets too many miles on the clock.

    I blame TV and jedi media for this.

    I wouldn’t want to in case I found out they were cheating on me for 20 years. I think I’d rather die than get old and have been getting Botox since I was 22.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood how old are you maybe its time to settle down before you past your prime

    Fuck that
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    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Kafka you play chess?

    I was meaning to play a few members from here.

    We can play it later if you want lemme know
  7. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol, he's trying to "online-long-distance-girlfriend" you just like grylls does with the azns

    I never know what you’re on about
  8. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence A lot of this just seems like super shitty fiction.

    Nope
  9. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Lanny Sounds like you’re both pretty autistic. Y’all should go on that show love on the spectrum: leprechaun edition. It could be cute

    He’s a psycho that wants to slowly kill me and I have a trauma bond because he’s never left me or made me feel like a weirdo.
  10. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Can't tell a cock from a sausage roll if it's in his mouth.

    😂
  11. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo Can I play him?

    I'm not gonna introduce anyone here to someone who has my PI.
  12. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo Oh the old "marriage pact" trick.

    What word would u use to describe his intellect best, smart, cunning, intelligent, clever, manipulative or brainiac?

    I haven't beaten him at chess so.
  13. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo Sounds like a well thought out proposition.

    Does he think you have a reverance for the institution of marriage? Does everyone in Ireland?

    I always thought it was funny how marriage proposals were always tied to emotional manipulation and high pressure situations. You try to get on someone's good side all day or wait until they're in a happy mood and then make them feel like if they say No all their happiness is going to leave. If you really love someone ask them to marry you while you're fighting and see if they believe in the relationship enough.

    I really think he's just trying to escape the friendzone https://pastebin.com/u7akwL86
  14. Kafka sweaty
    He said it was better for taxes
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Wtf are u talking about now? Your dead dads ghost wants to marry you or some shit?

    kys
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    Ew her posture
  18. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Solstice killing myself 👍

    Just go to Ukraine
  19. Kafka sweaty
    Once I took too much coke then said goodbye to myself. Maybe that’s enough and I don’t need to contemplate death at the end
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    Don’t want to die in a nightmare.
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