Posts by Kafka

1. 2022-10-31 at 3:38 PM UTC in Female morgue worker gets pregnant from raping corpse
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   I had one orgasm without touching myself as well. I think I'm weird in that I've never touched myself with my fingers, ever, always used a toy because it grosses me out. I don't know why.
2. 2022-10-31 at 3:33 PM UTC in Female morgue worker gets pregnant from raping corpse
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   I saw a vid of a dead girl getting fucked on a morgue slab once. She had some bullet holes, one in her forehead. I actually thought she was alive and just spaced out until someone told me. That scares me, I don't notice when people or animals aren't okay.
3. 2022-10-31 at 3:31 PM UTC in Female morgue worker gets pregnant from raping corpse
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   She's kinda pretty like I'd go for that type but not if I knew she fucked corpses.
4. 2022-10-31 at 3:27 PM UTC in Female morgue worker gets pregnant from raping corpse
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   When he was 60 he had a 30yr old gf. She doesn't know he died so maybe there's other unknown things like maybe she had a child.
5. 2022-10-31 at 3:25 PM UTC in Female morgue worker gets pregnant from raping corpse
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   I'm wondering if I have any siblings I don't know about now. My dad had four wives but apparently I was his only bioligical child. Still maybe he got some woman pregnant and she never told him...
6. 2022-10-31 at 3:18 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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7. 2022-10-31 at 3:16 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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   Originally posted by troon you both sound dumb as fuck, stop showing off
   
   kafka, stop being so manly. it devalues your neovag

   
   I determine my value.
8. 2022-10-31 at 3:11 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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   There's only one time I don't regret blowing a lot, during lockdown I stayed in a hotel with a friend, we did coke and ordered takeaway everyday, sometimes having sex four times in one day and just gaming, watching always sunny or going for a walk around the lake. It was Christmas and probably the closest thing to a honeymoon I'll ever have.
9. 2022-10-31 at 3:05 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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   I could spend 2K in a week tbh, won't be that reckless again but yeah it isn't much.
10. 2022-10-31 at 3:01 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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    Originally posted by WellHung Speedy Parker thinks he is ultra-cool cuz he got 10 grand in the bank. Like having a bit of money is special or unique lol.People are so empty and meaningless inside that they rely on materialism to get them thru the gauntlet.

    
    You should aim to have at least 20K in savings or enough to live on for two years.
11. 2022-10-31 at 2:59 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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    first time i got covid i just felt light-headed and weak for week, feel that way now.
12. 2022-10-31 at 2:50 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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13. 2022-10-31 at 2:26 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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    Originally posted by Haxxor
    
    > $12,000.00 😑

    
    Only poor people boast about their wealth.
14. 2022-10-31 at 2:25 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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    Originally posted by Incessant I don't know why you're making this up but have fun. Some people are actually capable of being friends with the opposite sex and it not being romantic at all.

    
    You're not capable of being a friend though, that's why he blocked you.
15. 2022-10-31 at 2:03 PM UTC in Someone recommended me a good cellphone game
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    Doodle Jump and chess are my go-to when I need to chill. There's this self care app, like a game but without stress and also Finch. If you don't like to waste time there's Pimsleur for learning languages and Audible for audiobooks. Kindle e reader.
16. 2022-10-31 at 1:53 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker
    
    https://i.ibbhttps://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smashing%20asses.co/ZYwyFcM/Screenshot-20221028-170232-Firefox.jpg

    
    Rubbing fat together during emo sex sums up incessant and solstice
17. 2022-10-31 at 1:36 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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    Terminally ill
18. 2022-10-31 at 1:30 PM UTC in I think my friend is dead
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    My family don't even know the name on my passport, isn't my birthname or legal. Hope nothing happens to me abroad.
19. 2022-10-31 at 2:54 AM UTC in I think my friend is dead
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    Welp, that’s enough nis for today.
20. 2022-10-31 at 2:53 AM UTC in I think my friend is dead
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    When she said things were bad on this site again I thought she was talking about you not posting anymore and that you two were in some cringe relationship. This confirms it.