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  1. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Meikai learning her name is supposedly irma was a trip

    no wonder she fucks wit kafka. living your whole life with the name of a 97 year old landed woman of gentle birth has got like… at least half of franz kafka's usual themes covered.



    shit is definitely absurd, and probably caused a lot of anxiety because it haaaaaad to have alienated her from her peers. fuck, is it even okay for me to refer to them as her peers? as a member of the gentry she might have me flogged in the streets for the disrespect of comparing her to the people of the lower classes. or worse, she might misconstrue it as me mocking her family's lack of peerage if she's a particularly prickly irma. im sorry you dont have a coat of arms, kaf.

    I’m surprised no one here has guessed where I got Irma from since you’re all weirdos.
  2. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by troon i think you should go. your throat will be fine. i'm sure i saw an ad somewhere that said smoking was good for your throat (and asthma, which surprised me). just imagine the tobacco smell filling the room as you exhale. also that first cig from the pack on the walk back home.

    I hate smoking outside dunno why, it makes me dizzy.
  3. Kafka sweaty
    Augh, I’m gonna be up all night anyway may as well get them
  4. Kafka sweaty
    Trying not to run to the shop for cigs. I’ll have no throat left if I keep smoking a pack a day but I’m legit shaking now.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Meikai Why the Eiffel? Just an aesthetic thing? Or have you secretly calculated what that'd be like, and the tower is coincidentally juuuuust tall enough that you'd die without it taking so long to hit the ground that you'd have time for regret?

    I’m cultured.
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    I'd give my life to a starving polar bear if I could.
  7. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sophie If i ever decide to off myself. I'll make a dynamite helmet.

    I want to jump from the Eiffel tower but they got safety nets now.
  8. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Not people, only men.

    I forgot men aren't people.
  9. Kafka sweaty
    I thought it was common for people to die with a boner when they're hanged.
  10. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by troon fucking horrible. you do not want this item.

    you disliking it makes me want it even more now
  11. Kafka sweaty
    Idk if I want this

  12. Kafka sweaty
    My head feels fuzzy and I wasn’t drinking, feel zoned out
  13. Kafka sweaty
    I’m getting Botox on Thursday and it feels different because this is the first time getting it when I can’t see any fine lines. I can still make expressions so that’s why I’m getting it.
  14. Kafka sweaty
    I can’t believe I didn’t go out on Halloween and that on a virtual tour I saw a man get stalked by police, eat a grasshopper and drink the canal water in Amsterdam. I look extra pale today like sickly white but I’m not complaining. I think I slept 13 hours.
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    He's eating a grasshopper
  16. Kafka sweaty
    The tour's great some people reported him to the police because they thought he was trying to break into someplace for holding an old lantern to a window so they stopped him for a long time now they're keeping an eye on him while he performs a pagan ritual and picks up rat bones.
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    if it gets worse i'll take prozac, helps w disorientation
  19. Kafka sweaty
    disoriented, headache and can feel heat radiating off my face
  20. Kafka sweaty
    https://www.dollskill.com/products/legit-funny-clown-backpack
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