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  1. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Haxxor You’re about as edgy as a bowling ball.

    Are you Octavian?
  2. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Haxxor “If” you were 30


    ok dickweed. can't do math smh
  3. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Haxxor You shouldn’t speak ill of the dead Irma, especially since he was your dad.

    ps….seriously try laying off the booze ol gurl

    If I were 30, then I'd be 13 in 2005. You say that isn't a child?
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  5. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Haxxor First it’s NOT New Years Eve….it’s Christmas Eve…maybe lay off the booze for a while.

    You’re almost 30 so you weren’t exactly a “child” in 2005, and that’s even allowing for the obvious embellishments on your age.

    Again…lay off the booze lady, it causes brain damage that you really can’t afford. 🎄

    We got another pedo here folks
  6. Kafka sweaty
    I think they changed it a bit but I remember that girl from The Exorcist and having to walk around her bed. I was clutching a stranger's shirt. I ended up on the street outside the amusement park where I could have been abducted and had to go back in through the ticket gates.

  7. Kafka sweaty
    I was at the back and there was a creepy monk following behind me. I bravely went into another haunted house after which seemed like something from Saw.
  8. Kafka sweaty
    It was summer 2005, I was with my family at Blackpool pleasure beach, the amusement park. I wanted to go in this haunted house thing and my dad let me go alone. I quickly found it was a haunted house for adults, that girl from The Exorcist was there, we had to walk around her bed while she grabbed at us, then past these shelves of coffins which stunk. I remember clutching some stranger's shirt because I was scared, he didn't seem to mind. When we came out it was into a pub (I think), and there was a T.V showing our scared reactions, then out onto the street, outside the amusement park. It surprised me, it could have worried my dad, he let his child go into haunted house and they ended up outside the amusement park which was massive and I could have been abducted. I had to go through the ticket gates again.

    Anyway it's a little tradition of mine to write a story on NYE and I'm not sure if this is enough to inspire one.
  9. Kafka sweaty
    I used to study politics at uni but dropped it because I don’t care about helping people and Northern Ireland is doomed, I don’t want to only be able to work in the UK.

    I can’t see myself living another ten years, but if I do I think I’d try to get into politics because no one notices other women unless they’re politicians, and I can’t live without attention.
  10. Kafka sweaty
    I don’t want to have Christmas dinner with my mum but it’s her first Christmas off work in years and she’d be alone. Idk what I’ll do.
  11. Kafka sweaty
    My Christmas has been dramatic so far. My mum wouldn't let me see my family so they went to a Christmas market and concert without me. You know why? Because I wanted to leave the Cure concert early. We'd been there two hours, I'd been up since 1am and it was 11pm when my autism got to me, couldn't handle the noise or crowd, I didn't even want to go because I'd seen them before. I only went so my mum wouldn't be there alone. She punishes me by not letting me see my family over Christmas, upsetting my nephew.

    I blocked my sister on FB, punched a mirror and smashed some thing that reminded my mum of her dead brother. I'm taking Zoloft now because I don't want to ruin Christmas for everyone.
  12. Kafka sweaty
    I feel like I've had four units but it looks like 20% of the bottle so who knows. Gin impairs maths.
  13. Kafka sweaty
    I'm not drinking the whole bottle, it's 28 units. Did that once and ended up in the bathtub.
  14. Kafka sweaty
    I'm watching it on Amazon Prime, had to pay for it.
  15. Kafka sweaty
    I know how many calories Bombay Sapphire has that's why I'm eating Slimfast tonight.
  16. Kafka sweaty
    My night’s sorted. If you like Black Mirror, same guy wrote this.



  17. Kafka sweaty
    My dad would do the dishes, my sister dried them and I’d put them away, but I stopped when I was five.
  18. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra you can read all you want, doesn't mean you understand any of it

    which races do you think are more 'evolved' than others?
    how do you (universally) quantify degrees of evolution, ie. who is more or less evolved?
    in an era where we've effectively nullified the majority of natural selection pressures, can you even call it evolution anymore?

    Humans evolved when they left Africa and moved north, their skin became paler so those in Nordic countries are more evolved.
  19. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra > doesn't understand evolution

    I’m well-read.

  20. Kafka sweaty
    Less evolved men treat women worse. This proves it:

    https://ceoworld.biz/2021/06/11/the-worlds-best-countries-for-women-2021/

    https://www.concern.net/news/worst-countries-for-womens-rights
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