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  1. #1
    Kafka sweaty
    My night’s sorted. If you like Black Mirror, same guy wrote this.



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  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    hey kafka can you please post a link to the full video? I would also like to watch this being a very big fan of black mirror.
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    Kafka I hate to make fun of you but this is such low hanging fruit dear.

    2 Slimfast Snacks = 190 calories
    Monster Zero = 0 calories
    Bombay Gin 55 calories per 25mL shot, 1 liter = ~ 4,200 calories.

    Glad to see you're not a straight up dumb bitch.
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  4. #4
    Kafka sweaty
    I know how many calories Bombay Sapphire has that's why I'm eating Slimfast tonight.
  5. #5
    Kafka sweaty
    I'm watching it on Amazon Prime, had to pay for it.
  6. #6
    Kafka sweaty
    I'm not drinking the whole bottle, it's 28 units. Did that once and ended up in the bathtub.
  7. #7
    Kafka sweaty
    I feel like I've had four units but it looks like 20% of the bottle so who knows. Gin impairs maths.
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    What's a unit
  9. #9
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Its that thing that u put into mens buttholes that hangs between ur legs
  10. #10
    blaster master victim of incest
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    You too, bud. I don't think I'm going to last long at this sober living place.
  12. #12
    Kafka sweaty
    My Christmas has been dramatic so far. My mum wouldn't let me see my family so they went to a Christmas market and concert without me. You know why? Because I wanted to leave the Cure concert early. We'd been there two hours, I'd been up since 1am and it was 11pm when my autism got to me, couldn't handle the noise or crowd, I didn't even want to go because I'd seen them before. I only went so my mum wouldn't be there alone. She punishes me by not letting me see my family over Christmas, upsetting my nephew.

    I blocked my sister on FB, punched a mirror and smashed some thing that reminded my mum of her dead brother. I'm taking Zoloft now because I don't want to ruin Christmas for everyone.
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  13. #13
    blaster master victim of incest
  14. #14
    blaster master victim of incest
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by blaster master Is this because you are craving a bender? if youre craving a bender before you do it secure a motel room for a night or two and some clean piss

    No. I've been using a table as a desk for my computer and bullshit since I got here the owner of the house called means told me I have to leave Thursday because I've been told before.

    I'm 31 days sober. I only started getting the fuck it's and feeling like drinking when I consider having to deal with homelessness. He told me to find somewhere to rent, I tried calling two places and both said they'll be out of the office till the second.

    I think Thursday would be the 29th.

    I've been here 6 weeks and have had mail delivered here.
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    I saw him kick someone out three weeks ago because the guy didn't pick up his clothes two days in a row.
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    I think imma just make them evict me it takes 20 to 37 days, that'll buy me enough time to secure other housing.
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  18. #18
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Getting an eviction on ur rental record or whatever makes it difficult to get a place sometimes
  19. #19
    blaster master victim of incest
  20. #20
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Kafka I'm not drinking the whole bottle, it's 28 units. Did that once and ended up in the bathtub.

    units of wat
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