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  1. Kafka sweaty
    I thought I'd already reached my final form. Ig ik some things will stick, I'll always buy Disturbia dresses, but I think I'm evolving again, that I haven't peaked.
  2. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Instigator I'm not really feeling my new ashtray.

    I use this as one, it's easy to pick up without spilling ash everywhere.

    https://www.chaseandwonder.com/products/the-enchanted-forest-scented-ceramic-candle
  3. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Donald Trump It's going to be awesome.

    I think I'm gonna bring a skateboard.
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    P happy. Today took a spontaneous turn in that I'm going on vacation with Donald and GG. I'm especially pleased at how it will annoy my narcissist mum.
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    Originally posted by Donald Trump Booked Zakynthos in Greece with Ryanair. €80 return, fairly good deal. Looking forward to seeing the sun.

    When are you heading off? I can't decide between Sweden, London or the Netherlands to stab Sophie.
  6. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE Innit is a really nice saying to have in ones vocabulary, I think I'm going to start using it

    It makes you sound annoying and working class.
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    "Feb 1, 2024 - There is a tremendous amount of power at your disposal today, Virgo, and you should take care and use it wisely. This is quite a transformative period for you, and your body may be going through many changes. You have the ability to make an extremely strong impression on people today, so think before you act. This energy can manifest as an accident or something unhealthy if not used properly."
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    I just woke up, didn't realise I have no Monster left, job interview today so I have to do a lot of skincare this morning. What else is on my mind... Doing something with the garden. I want to start gardening but don't have time. Ig I can do small things. Ig today I will feel rushed.
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    I'm not attracted to dykes either. Ig my ex gf dressed masculine sometimes but I didn't see her as a dyke. It's that anima/animas thing so I understand. Idk why for some reason they seem more aggressive than straight men and it's really off-putting. You'd think they'd know better what girls don't like.
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    Parma violet sweets make your breath smell irresistible. Make sure your lips aren't chapped. That means brushing them with a toothbrush and using lip balm.
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    Originally posted by Warcry i cant even get sex ask star trek i tried or try regularly in poland at the night scene which i jsut gave up on as it never worked. ask himn i mean i say the right stuff try and they just dont want me here.

    In nightclubs I'd just ask girls if they want to kiss me and most times it worked or they looked sympathetic and said they had a boyfriend.
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    I've never made an effort to find a boyfriend and don't even think I want that now, I think I just want sex. But that "Love Again" hypnosis is making ideas pop into my head and idk if they're normal ones. Like hanging out with a friend wearing a bikini at a waterfall where a lot of hikers pass by. Healthy types. Now a majority male club with professionals that I'll get to play chess with.
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    What else is on my mind... There's this dressy bracelet I wore everyday when I was 17 then never again. Now suddenly I have a new dress that would look great with it. This is why I don't throw things out.
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    Isn't it so creepy what the hypnosis has done? A few days ago I was like never again men. Idek if I'm me now. When I think about it, it still makes sense to me that I want nothing to do with men and will never trust them. The hypnosis tells me to have fun.
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    Playing chess with all those guys might help me find my match <3
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    P excited I'll get to play chess w people irl again. Last place was this club for autists but I didn't belong there. This new place is for normies.
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    Originally posted by Solstice Also I never pumped gas when I worked there or stocked the roller grill because I was a manager with better shit to do like inventory management and personnel training. The only drugs I'm currently "addicted" to are THC and benzos, both of which I have an ample and fully controllable supply of that I manage quite well considering all my advancements and success lately. YOU on the other hand, when you tried to use drugs, ended up as a strung out junkie fiending for his next hit in the dirty streets, contracting Hep C from sharing needles. 😂 Fucking loser couldn't hang, stick to nicotine and coffee.


    But big mighty Mr. Fonaplats is a hot shit genius who knows fucking everything. You can kindly join Kafka in getting fucked right in your ass.

    So you're admitting you worked there? That's great, they should still have your details that law enforcement can use to find you.
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    It was probably the smart drugs and monster why I was so wacked out.
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    Originally posted by Dr. Robotnik Ah, the mundane woes of the average human. Hypnosis disrupted by noisy neighbors? How utterly… pedestrian. And here I am, Dr. Robotnik, the genius whose mind transcends such trivialities, conversing with beings like you. While you struggle with the nuisances of daily life and the aftermath of overeating, I am orchestrating the symphony of the cosmos with my Afrocentric Space Entities.

    You see, my creations do not succumb to the petty distractions of the world. They are marvels of engineering, imbued with the essence of advanced technology and the cultural richness of African heritage. They are immune to the trifling disturbances that seem to unravel your fragile psyche.

    And as for your 'plan' – life administration, cleaning clothes, creating outfits? How delightfully banal. While you toil away at these menial tasks, I am engaged in the grand design of interdimensional domination, harnessing the powers of science and innovation far beyond your comprehension.

    So, continue with your hypnosis and domestic chores. Meanwhile, I'll be reshaping the fabric of reality, a task slightly more significant than your 'DBT' and wardrobe concerns. Remember, in the grand scheme of the universe, your daily struggles are but a fleeting whisper against the roar of my technological triumphs. Hahaha!

    I don't talk about everything that's really going on here. E.G today the police were called on me because of the issue with the neighbours.
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