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Chinese people think EVERYTHING is an afrodijiac

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    Frocking guys eating live mice dipped on sweet n sour sauce and killing elephants to eat their eyes trying to make there dicks bigger Im honestly taken aback by some of the things I've heard from those in the know
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    smokemon Houston
    Haven't you heard? Black rhino horn powder make very happy in pants for long time.
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    smokemon Houston


    EDIT: slightly less offensive
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    They need to kill an entire ecosystem just to have 1 child
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    Bradley Black Hole
    I wonder if any of this shit do make the dick bigger or the woman more horny.

    Some of it has to have some truth to it
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    smokemon Houston
    Exotics have the same general nutrients as non-exotics. There's no real point to eating the world's charismatic megafauna to get a boner. It seems like they're obsessed with "energies" the foods give you, they take the "you are what you eat" way too seriously.

    "You small sissy tic-tac dick asian man? Drink tiger blood, and you be fierce and strong like tiger."

    From what I've read, rhino horns are just like giant overgrown fingernails. Of course, instead of eating powdered fingernail clippings, which have roughly the same nutrient value, they still choose the horn for it's magic spooky voodoo powers.

    Shark fin soup, responsible for the utter devastation of the world's sharks, is just a wad of cartilage that tastes like nothing at all. You could get a better nutrient profile plus some collagen gelatin stuff from eating chicken feet, plus chicken feet do not have the potent neurotoxin BMAA that shark fin does. Of course the Chinese still demand shark fin to balance their yin and yang n' sheeeit.

    And you don't need to torture asian black bears for bear bile, any other animal's bile will roughly do the same trick. I have a bottle of digestive enzymes behind me on the counter with ox bile in them, it's probably almost the exact same shizzle, my nizzle.

    The only thing that seems a bit unique is their use of the stank-glands in endangered musk deer. There aren't really many good substitutes for it, but still, what kind of pathetic beta male needs to administer deer stank to have good health? There are less than 5,000 musk deer left in the world, they have disappeared from nearly their whole range except for parts of Nepal.

    The most useful part of Chinese traditional medicine is probably their use of mushrooms and herbs, since they are loaded with whole spectrums of very unique chemicals.

    Originally posted by Bradley Some of it has to have some truth to it

    The truth is that if you're a soy-sauce blooded asian sissy and 90% of your diet is white rice and bok choy , you will in fact get some dank boners after eating beef stew. Of course it is not "magic cow powers" that gave them the boners, it's simply the infusion of real nutrients, like zinc for example, into their bodies.
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    Bradley Black Hole
    i wonder how viagra sales are in china

    you'd make a lot of money grinding up male enhancement pills and putting them in tea and selling chinesey people "Horny Tea"
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    I have been informed that some people were offended by this Fred, so mods please change thread title to make it say SOME chines people
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    It's funny they are so much into afrodeeziacks when 90% of the male population is scared of girls.
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    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I have been informed that some people were offended by this Fred

    Good
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's funny they are so much into afrodeeziacks when 90% of the male population is scared of girls.

    "workers" at the asian spa told you that ?
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