Posts by troon

1. 2022-04-21 at 4:46 PM UTC in The Dollar is going to crash and Americans are going to be poor
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny as long as infinite money can be ''invested'' into bitcoins, infinite amounts of 0 can be added after the decimal point.
   
   so now a dollar equals 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 BTC.

   
   that just means your bitcoin buys more dollars and is therefore even more valuable when you need dollars. Your bitcoin has appreciated as the dollar depreciates. Isn't that a good thing?
2. 2022-04-21 at 3:41 PM UTC in My anxiety is making me a coward
   

   troon African Astronaut
   Good advice. Drink more, and more, and more, then phone people.
3. 2022-04-21 at 2:45 PM UTC in As a kid I thought it was cruel and fucked up that my friend's parents didn't have cable.
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka Josh Leonard and Heather Donahue from the blair witch project were following me on twitter, sadly I deleted it.

   
   Who the fuck are they, and what the fuck is that?
   
   And 'sadly'?
   
   I barely understand a fucking word you say.
4. 2022-04-21 at 2:43 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
   

   troon African Astronaut
   lol, I don't know why people whine about trannies in the military - they're real men inside.
   
   Except I'd make them up their testosterone again before going into battle, can't have soldiers fanning their faces when the pressure mounts.
5. 2022-04-21 at 2:27 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra I thought they were down to like 500

   
   they claim 500 wounded, and hudreds of 'women and children', as an afterthought lol
   
   it would be weird as fuck to encourage women and children into an industrial site due for leveling. almost criminal.
6. 2022-04-21 at 10:58 AM UTC in Random image thread
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

   
   Looks like a lot of effort for not a lot of meat. Like compared to a pig, say. Dog meat must taste fucking delicious!
7. 2022-04-21 at 10:46 AM UTC in What do you do when you feel alone/sad
   

   troon African Astronaut
   I go outside. It's lovely to just watch the world happen without actually participating.
8. 2022-04-21 at 10:43 AM UTC in As a kid I thought it was cruel and fucked up that my friend's parents didn't have cable.
   

   troon African Astronaut
   It's all screens really. Even the internet is mostly just a broadcast medium. Occasionally people kid themselves that they are interacting with 'celebrities' on twitter, but mostly they're just consumers of messaging, just like TV.
   
   I'm now addicted to screens, my kids will grow up addicted to screens. None of you cunts are real, now it's all just text generated by algorithms. I would go outside, but I'm scared. This is not how I expected my life to turn out.
9. 2022-04-21 at 10:29 AM UTC in My anxiety is making me a coward
   

   troon African Astronaut
   You can't buy shit worth anything in shops anymore
   
   Except skirts, hats, bags and shoes.
   
   You need a makeover.
10. 2022-04-21 at 8:44 AM UTC in My anxiety is making me a coward
    

    troon African Astronaut
    PUNCH THAT WALL. IT'S A FUCKING WONDER CURE!!!!
11. 2022-04-21 at 12:40 AM UTC in My anxiety is making me a coward
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Iseedivision I feel like punching a wall or something

    
    Definitely a wall, but do it hard. It doesn't work unless you really put your weight behind it.
12. 2022-04-21 at 12:19 AM UTC in Twitter Is Under Siege
    

    troon African Astronaut
    lol, no shit. it's been like this for over a decade. Pretty much nobody gives a shit about the evils of the cattle-class internet, they want immediate gratification and that's what it delivers.
    
    There's a small handful of sites that offer some respite, but they're dominated by kek/nigger/sneed conversations because. Honestly, I don't know quite how we got here.
    
    kek
13. 2022-04-20 at 10:52 PM UTC in Twitter Is Under Siege
    

    troon African Astronaut
    There are loads already. It's called Pleroma (and Mastodon if you enjoy whinging). You don't need to advertise, because nobody who sees ads will join you anyway.
14. 2022-04-20 at 1:17 PM UTC in The Dollar is going to crash and Americans are going to be poor
    

    troon African Astronaut
    I can teeter around town looking fab in a dress and heels, couldn't do that shit easily in the 20th century.
    
    The world's fucking amazing. I'M FREEEEEEEE!!!!!!
15. 2022-04-19 at 8:32 PM UTC in Folks, my gf held me hostage with a shotgun and proceeded to strike me numerous times
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Wariat they may have even beat ur ass for no reason.

    
    he had every chance to grab the gun each time she used it as club, but he was too busy getting a boner.
    
    that's reason enough.
16. 2022-04-19 at 8:21 PM UTC in Do you like skirts?
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by tee hee hee women (since birth)

    
    What do u mean by this?
17. 2022-04-18 at 9:40 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Fighting a war alone.

    
    It not even a war. It only became violent because of the Ukrainians.
    
    Why are UKRANIAN HOMES failing SO BADLY?
18. 2022-04-17 at 7:59 PM UTC in I AM WOOOOMANNNNN
    

    troon African Astronaut
    Is it physiologically possible to have both a vagina and a penis?
    
    Like, there are equivalences between genital bits - a penis is a clit with a urethra, scrote and vulva are related, foreskin and clitoral hood etc.
    
    Would you run out of bits to actually form both?
19. 2022-04-17 at 7:50 PM UTC in Easter handjob
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Zanick your mom gives me one for every holiday, free through my job

    
    I'm going to read that as your mom giving you a handjob and bank it for my next wank.
20. 2022-04-17 at 5:43 PM UTC in Mr Inbetween
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo You sound pretentious. I bet you don't even like the movie "titanic"

    
    Fuck you, and your "movies". I never watched titanic. I bet you enjoyed "friends"?