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2022-07-29 at 8:28 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by Kafka You’re in the UK?

u doxxing me?

2022-07-29 at 8:17 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by Kafka https://www.wbstudiotour.co.uk/whats-on/hogwarts-in-the-snow/

What the fuck was there for the pajeet to get so excited about?

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/dec/13/even-the-reindeer-were-unhappy-life-inside-britains-worst-winter-wonderlands

but my favourite is probably

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-55376683

2022-07-29 at 8:01 PM UTC in Mik left me

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by Kafka German. Also my birthname is Hebrew.

The German with a broad Irish accent? Is his surname Robinson?

2022-07-29 at 4:06 PM UTC in This place is fallen apart

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I answered anyway…if you want to make something of it..make a cake.

does a cherry loaf count as a cake? it has many cake-like qualities, but in a loaf form factor.

2022-07-29 at 4:04 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by frala I still have adidas slides and I will wear them even if my toes aren’t painted so fuck you

do some shoe dangling outside an expensive restaurant to spoil expensive meals for the diners. rub your finger between your biggest toes and sniff it. wear a band-aid on one of your middle toes. none of it matters, you have no self-respect.

2022-07-29 at 3:59 PM UTC in This place is fallen apart

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Eh the older I get the less I want to do.

that was a reply to OP not to you

2022-07-29 at 3:56 PM UTC in This place is fallen apart

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by Haxxor This place is fallen apart
who are these fucking retarded splooge cringe postin all ova this bitch

*sets out rat poision covered with tits*

Google translate said:

I want to be young again. I want to go back to a time when everything was exciting, and possibilities seemed limitless, back when I didn't give a fuck how I spent my time.

But now I hear the clock ticking. I demand more because I need to cram more into my dwindling days so that I can, algebraically at least, live forever. Yet I know I can't, I know the best is over and there are no new opportunities. There never were. As I look back, everything was shit and I just had unfounded optimism.

Fuck you all for making me such a loser. You're sucking the life out of me. I am going to die.

2022-07-29 at 3:48 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by frala Who didn’t used to have those sandals?

me. they're fucking disgusting. i can almost smell the grubby sweat and toe fungus. no toes should be visible unless attached to dainty feet, with toenails painted.

2022-07-29 at 3:32 PM UTC in Mik left me

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by Ghost

i'd take the offer just so i could leave her in a worse state than chad. she looks quite fuckable.

2022-07-28 at 11:49 PM UTC in Mik left me

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by Kafka He reminds me of a cat, you don’t throw your cat away.

if you don't feed your cat, it's gonna fuck off eventually.

regardless, yours might just want shot of your depressing existence. where is kitty atm?

2022-07-28 at 10:34 PM UTC in Reading a book critical of Democracy's current state.

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by Bradley But as I do not consider fiction to be anything other than pleasurable lies told to me by a professional.

this is a good sentence bradley, maybe i suk u after all

2022-07-28 at 10:27 PM UTC in Proud Homosexuals of NiS

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by Bradley i did, why are you being so rude bro?

if you're offended by my cock and tits i'll just put them away

2022-07-28 at 10:22 PM UTC in Reading a book critical of Democracy's current state.

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by Ghost "ON AVERAGE, A GAY MAN AS UP TO 80 SEXUAL PARTNERS PER YEAR"

it's not even the random-generated stats that bug me, it's the fucking shotgun-to-the-head stupidity.

you're an embarrassment to the homophobic cause

2022-07-28 at 9:32 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by Kafka Should I contact them pretending I’m pregnant?

i'll contact them pretending my gf is pregnant and wanting an abortion, and then gradually make it increasingly apparent that i'm masturbating during the call.

then i'll spunk my load and they'll have facilitated a sin

2022-07-28 at 7:51 PM UTC in Find me a free mobile weather app that's at least 80% accurate...

troon African Astronaut

dark sky still works okay on mobile web, short-range forecasts are very accurate and the satellite view lets you see for yourself what's headed your way. apple bought it and decided to shut it down in december, cunts.

2022-07-28 at 5:16 PM UTC in The Dollar is going to crash and Americans are going to be poor

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by SBTlauien Gold does not rust.

that was a comment on the disingenuous way britain was 'encouraged' to offload its gold to 'murica

2022-07-28 at 4:09 PM UTC in I got LSD - never tried acid before.

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A bad trip on weed??

probably meant he whitey'd

2022-07-28 at 3:02 PM UTC in Find me a free mobile weather app that's at least 80% accurate...

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i dont want to befriend anyone who can easily be affected by weather.

only because you don't understand what the adiabatic lapse rate is

2022-07-28 at 3:01 PM UTC in Happy Birthday Bradley.

troon African Astronaut

happy birthday. have an upside down wank and cum in your mouth, it'll be my gift to you <3

2022-07-28 at 2:55 PM UTC in Lollapallooza starts today in the great City of Chicago...

troon African Astronaut

Metallica, such a great name for such a shit band. Except the hammer-on pull-off bit in Am I Evil, which is admittedly quite well done.

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